make up bad smash puns here!

[Tofu Beast]

ROB + Kirby = Robot Dance!

When a robot and Kirby's amazing dance skills come alive!

Falcon, you might wanna see these moves.

Ow, my spleen.................. cant stop laughing

 

[Artc]

You lose to R.O.B, you got robbed.

Not my joke.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I'm here to give a daily dose of humor to Smashboards. (the correct kind of humor)

Oh yes and uh....
Using G&W's Neutral B and Kirby's FS: You Just Got Served!!!! (this is the bad pun thread isn't it?)

 

[smasher99]

yup it sure is
ikmin and polimar
idk it just sounds funny when you say it

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

"Vegeta what does the scouter say about his landmasters"

"There's over 9000!!"

I'm getting sick of these landmaster jokes. No. There aren't 9000 landmasters. There are 3. Count please.

 

[Bendario]

Snake vs. Snake vs. Snake vs. Snake on Corneria.

I don't even have to say it.

I don't know what you're talking about, but I, personally, am tired of these mother ****ing Snakes on this mother ****ing plane.

 

[Bendario]

Norfair? moar liek NOFAIR amirite?!

an image for you.

 

[Koga]

an image for you.

Ha ha, the Hills have Eyes!!

 

[blooagga]

the game has coolNESS... oh god make it stop

 

[peytar]

"up until now"

hahahahahahahahha

 

[jm smasher]

power running power lifting power sleeping power dating power eating power laughing
power spawning LANDMASTERS
theyll put in SO MANY LANDMASTERS
400 LANDMASTERS!!!

powerthirst XD

 

[Blu-ninja]

quite a smashing day dont you think?

 

[The Executive]

After playing a master hand, I must say you robbed me of my chips. A taboo, really, but I rid Lee of his stack. Liz heard Don muttering under his breath, but only because it was a mute sitting.

 

[Poel]

Toon Link should have had his windwaker baton... so he'd have a BANDMASTER final smash.

 

[smasher99]

Toon Link should have had his windwaker baton... so he'd have a BANDMASTER final smash.

its not a baton its a um.......... lockpick! no............. conducting stick!

 

[phantomphungus]

I can't believe no one's said this: For my bday (Mar 13) we're having a brawl-nighter! Get it? huh? huh?

EDIT: dang, someone beat me to it. I need to read posts more carfully.

 

[Poel]

its not a baton its a um.......... lockpick! no............. conducting stick!

Actually, a conducting stick is a baton.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Conductingbaton.jpg

 

[iluvwobbuffet]

I can't believe no one's said this: For my bday (Mar 13) we're having a brawl-nighter! Get it? huh? huh?

I can't believe you didn't see that at the end of the fourth post in this thread, lol. =^_^=




I hope I can find a Brawl in the right size.

 

[Mattnumbers]

This stage is norfair!!!!!!!!

Edit: Dam it someone already said it!

 

[smasher99]

Actually, a conducting stick is a baton.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Conductingbaton.jpg

oh.... i feel humilyated..... lol

 

[shizzlee]

I will hit you in the balls in order to make Smash Balls!

 

[Bursting_Rythem]

The puns here are so not smashing.
I say we need a sly FOX to come here to LANDMASTER the puns.

****, that was bad o0

 

[Chaotic Yoshi]

I lost the first match... so for my stage counterpick...

COUNTERPICTOCHAT

 

[Lingy]

"Zamus has the best tilts in the game."

 

[MasterCheeze]

I'm Foxy McCloud, and I'm a whole lotta woman!

 

[orintemple]

Bowser

KOOP DA WOOP!

 

[Witchking_of_Angmar]

If MikeHAZE posted here, he would dominate this thread.

MikeHAZE: "What's a smasher's favorite drink?



Falcon PUNCH!"

 

[Darkfur]

I'm Foxy McCloud, and I'm a whole lotta woman!

... =p

 

[noobpota2]

luigi and peach climb in the bed , with mario in the room next door they do it, peach says to luigi "your making to much noise, stop taunting"
(20 brown pennies if you get it)

 

[Waka_Waka_do_do_yea]

I lost the first match... so for my stage counterpick...

COUNTERPICTOCHAT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA can't stop laughing!

HAHAHAHAHAH

seriously, that one was absolute win!!

counterpictochat lmao.

 

[RednaXale]

Lucas is the only weakNess.

 

[kotahlicious]

some pros r so nerdy im looking for a fight and i go "u want to fight" they go "only on final destination"


i know fail

 

[Lynkx]

Link: "I can't wait to bomb some of the bongos!"

(DK's bongos, that is)

Lamp oil, rope and bombs if you get it, as long as you have enough Rupees...

I practically gave it away there

 

[Blu-ninja]

So link and toon link walk into a bar...


they cause a time paradox

 

[Lynkx]

So link and toon link walk into a bar...


they cause a time paradox

I LOL'd

10camcorders

 

[ChewyChase]

Oh so punny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFjaoYZ7jlA

This is not my work.

 

[IrishSheikah]

Sakurai was having a real cloner when he was making this game

 

[Sonic XD]

What do you get when you pit a donkey kong with dedede?

Diddy kong!

Oh, that sucked.

 

[Cheezball]

Falcon... CRUNCH!!! Falconatize me Captain! YES!!!

 

[TheKruskinator]

I think you people have no idea as to what a pun is.