make up bad smash puns here!

[The real Metal Man]

Its Smashtastic is mine lol

(DO NOT STEAL > ) lol

 

[PhoenixWiight]

who ever posted that picture of Fox's head on ZSS's body, thank you. i'm in school alone in the library and when I saw that started laughing hystericly. xD

 

[Lovage 805]

where's haze?

 

[GIGA-SkullKid]

never mind donkey kong and pit HOW about Wonkey shlong and ****

 

[DeuceBlade]

I bet everyone will use Snake on the Mario Circuit stage.

 

[Skybent]

me and my friends always say "GAME ON!" when exerting pwnage. so we satrted calling mr. game and watch "mr. game and on!"
is that close to a pun???????? no.

 

[entrapment]

" You bring the Falcon.... I'll bring the PUUUUUUUUNNNNCHHHH!!!"

 

[nolan]

peach when she does her side smash- my hips dont lie

 

[Kirby M.D.]

Imma Chargin' Mah Aura!

 

[entrapment]

Falco : " I need a reflecta here"

Wolf: "Fox Sappin my landmasta"

 

[holymarth007]

Omg Wut I Falcon Punched T3h Landmasta

 

[Fearthesmash]

Lets play on No Fair

 

[Kazooka]

Play as Mr. Game & Watch

Say " I wonder what's for dinner."

Then use down-A on enemy.

Brilliant.

 

[Evil E.]

Will someone pleez explain to me the whole landmaster joke.??!!

 

[INs4niTY-]

Marth: Dont make me Poke-mon u with my sword

What does Roy say wen u say bye... SSSYYYYAAAARR
(his up b move, meant to say cya btw :|)

 

[entrapment]

Don't Laser me bro : Falco or Fox lasering you

Don't taze me bro : ZZS trying to hit you with her stun

That don't phase me bro : While being hit in your invincible frames as Ike

 

[Brawler2008]

Ok, hears 1

"Why is everyone fighting?"
"WTF Is the Sub Space Emessary?"

"Mario is in this game!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

 

[xxhyosukexx]

Don't Laser me bro : Falco or Fox lasering you

Don't taze me bro : ZZS trying to hit you with her stun

That don't phase me bro : While being hit in your invincible frames as Ike

nice.im gonna use these all the time for comedic impact.

 

[Waddle]

BRAWLIN!! (Instead of Ballin'! get it?)

 

[Cheezball]

I'll do it, just for the kicks. TERRIBLE. I've used it before, I know, but it was never intentional.

 

[MetaKevin]

"Who needs alcohol when you've got alco-BRAWL?!" - a friend of mine.

And **** is he right.

 

[Banjodorf]

"You just got Olima'rolled.

See this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N5rov_dbiYE&feature=related

 

[SpikeFiend]

"Need some tips?"

Not really a pun, more of a double entendre. Say it when owning with Marth.

 

[pyro363]

Falcon hump

Sorry if its inapropiate

 

[entrapment]

Its Time to brawl in 3D: When you pick King DeDeDe

This sucks: Get inhale by Kirby

The Sweet sound of your defeat. Take a Bow Sir!!! : When you rock by Bowser

Its never Lucas : When you playing Brawl next to the smash tv series House

I don't know but I think the Link was broken to the victory screen: When you get rocked by Link

THIS IS SPARTA : forward tilt with Ganondolf

Sheik/Zelda > than you : When you kill someone with the fs her arrow ( => )

I'm Rocking : Down B with Kirby alot

Oye La : Cape With Mario

I'm going Ape : Pick DK

Turn that frown upside down : Spike a Person so they fall head first into the abyass

StarFox-Attack of the Clones ick Fox, Falco, and Wolf on a team

This thing is driving me nuts : Use the peanut gun as Diddy

---- Edit--- More Jokes

Where your feet go because you just got defeated : Kill someone with anybody down A

I got to hand it to you : Kill someone with any character fist=jab move

 

[-Linko-]

Krystal: I am going to be a playable character!!!
???: I can't let you do that, StarFox.

 

[entrapment]

Two Snakes Walk into a bar....


They have a blast

 

[mikeHAZE]

This thread needs more mikeHAZE

WHAT DIDDY SAY?!!!!!

 

[KosukeKGA]

roffles and waffles, thanks HAZE

 

[ice_cream_man]

boobs. hahaha

 

[Marie_54]

Captain Falcon soNic smash balls on LinkIke


This thread is sad...

 

[Link Lord]

(Credit to my friend on this one)

Yesterday I Metaknight.

(This one is mine, and I'm proud to say that.)

I play a solid Snake.

 

[mikeHAZE]

wow that metanight joke is mine.


"So i went to Rome last week, and i Metaknight"

 

[Egret]

wow that metanight joke is mine.


"So i went to Rome last week, and i Metaknight"

Where did you meet him? I haven't seen any knights the whole year, here. I rEgret having missed you.


On topic: "see, I play Mario" complicated multilingual pun....

 

[mikeHAZE]

Water you talking about?

 

[Link Lord]

That's so bad that you win.

Which way to Waterloo, Eegee?
(^That right there is horrible.^)

 

[mikeHAZE]

i can't access this page, all is get is a broken Link.

 

[Link Lord]

How Dair you! That's not Fair!

 

[Eriatarka]

Jigglypuffs' down-B is cool, but I don't like the Rest of her moves.

 

[mikeHAZE]

i Bairly understand what you're talking about.