So that Angry hydrant thing... This **** is broken.
You know how I said projectiles clashed with it and when you hit it it nullified the hitbox? Well I was partially wrong and apparently for *most* projectiles it doesn't actually nullify the hitbox, hydrant just kills the projectile and stays active.
On top of this, from what I have seen ANY physical attack that hits the hydrant will clash, putting the opponent in that "clash lag" while we are at neutral.
Once it HAS been nullified, it acts as a wall for us. We can hit people against it, but since we can't launch the hydrant and the hydrant isn't pushing us away with water, this means we essentially just created a corner in a game without corners. FtiltX3-4 is now a true combo. Jab x Infinity is a true combo at low/mid percents. At low %s, Fair>Nair combos into itself until they either get high enough to get launched through the hydrant or it disappears. Dthrow combos into anything at low-mid %s since they just get stopped and float on the hydrant in front of you in hitstun.
What this means:
When you have a stock lead, or any time you need to charge to a specific bonus fruit, just go to the right side and lay this down, then stand in/next to/behind it. You are now at a ridiculous positional advantage where most characters cannot reach you without leaving themselves open for a punish.
If they try to nullify the hydrant, you can punish them during their "clash lag", and if you knock them in the direction of the newly nullified hydrant, you started a corner combo.
If they decide not to approach you due to the ridiculous positional advantage you have, you can just keep charging and throwing fruits, then retaking the ledge for a new angry hydrant as the previous one runs out. Thanks to the fact that we can't hit our own angry hydrant, our fruits will go right through it. This means you can camp the opponent safely without ever having to leave the ledge unless it's to punish someone trying to nullify the hydrant.
This is really super dumb and something we should all abuse until it inevitably gets patched out.