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Asdioh

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that Animal Crossing story was freaking epic. o_o

o_o

I'm afraid to play the game now. Not that I ever wanted to, it looks boring.

But man!
 

Spelt

BRoomer
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animal crossing IS boring.
it's like real life except with half ******** furries ordering you around.
and really bad music.
 

Zajice

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It is pretty amazing, Asdioh. The guy that wrote that is seriously talented.




Spelt, shut up and read the story. Now. Not later. Now.
It'll make you think differently about the "******** furries" part. In a creepy way.
 

bigman40

Smash Master
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Just another day.
*Clap Clap* I'm amazed that I stayed up to read the whole thing (except the anti-box ending. Just skimmed through that one). That writer is just remarkable. I faved that one lol.


Now, that I finished reading it, Night pikas.


....Zuzuzu....
 

Espy Rose

Dumb horse.
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I forgot that the Pika chat doesn't let people get away with anything.
Guess I'll get the **** out now.
I'll swing by here or there, but that's about it.
Ciao~.
 

Zajice

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I could never be creeped out by a smile that big.


I might get creeped out by a 20 foot long tongue though.
 

Asdioh

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I forgot that the Pika chat doesn't let people get away with anything.
Guess I'll get the **** out now.
I'll swing by here or there, but that's about it.
Ciao~.
What happen?

someone set up us the bomb!


Everyone read Zajice's AC story. >=(

Even if it is disturbing. lol
 

NeverKnowsBest

Monochrome Like A Panda
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Fort Washington, MD.
ROFL! I had a dream last night that I was in a basketball shootout contest, and made a sweet shot. Then made a crappy one, then was invited to go to a buffet after during the shootout's intermission, and a women was giving the contestants of the shootout flowers, and for some reason, her right boob was explodes.

Cool Dream.

Edit: That animal crossing story was awesome.
 

Asdioh

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ROFL! I had a dream last night that I was in a basketball shootout contest, and made a sweet shot. Then made a crappy one, then was invited to go to a buffet after during the shootout's intermission, and a women was giving the contestants of the shootout flowers, and for some reason, her right boob was explodes.

Cool Dream.
wait

...

what the hell? I thought I had weird dreams..

Last night I had a dream that I figured out how to fix my computer.
:urg:
 

KayLo!

Smarter than your average wabbit.
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ARGHGHHHHGHGHG WHY CAN'T I FIND A GOD**** JOB?!?!?!

I mean, I can get some ****ty little retail thing, which is the type of stuff I ended up applying for today, but.... god****ing****it, I hate this economy.

I'm never going to get into vet school like this...... -_-
 

Stealth Raptor

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i coimpletely understand. took me 2 months to find a job. you should be a pizza delivery driver :D

omg the picture that came to mind (you delivering pizza) doesnt really fit o.x
 

Legendary Pikachu

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ARGHGHHHHGHGHG WHY CAN'T I FIND A GOD**** JOB?!?!?!

I mean, I can get some ****ty little retail thing, which is the type of stuff I ended up applying for today, but.... god****ing****it, I hate this economy.

I'm never going to get into vet school like this...... -_-
Delivering pizza's is a really good spot to start (you get paid full min. wage plus tips--which i still don't understand why... lol)

Working in another general restaurant should be available (you just gotta find the right one). Try hosting/waiting tables. My family owns a restaurant in NC, so if you are ever lookin' for a part-time job near here (maybe for some wierd internship or something at our clinics O_O), you know where to find me.

Just mentioning on paper that you are a 'quick learner' or 'hard worker' and have 'work experience' or 'high ethical standards' will get you far in terms of basic job applications.


Any tech skills like experience with WORD or EXCEL or other graphics/computer related stuff will land you some jobs through your college's career services/counselling center.
 

momochuu

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I might have a job soon...at a place.. :x Not too honorable, but it's a job. x.x;
 

KayLo!

Smarter than your average wabbit.
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AS A STRIPPER? jk
Way to fall for the bait and pick the obvious response, Stealth. -_-

EDIT: Also, @you and LDPK: Yeah, it's just.... hard to find something in a big city where everyone's fighting for the same thing. I've never had a problem getting a job before, but now people are scrambling even for the **** nobody used to want. It's crazy.
 

Stealth Raptor

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Way to fall for the bait and pick the obvious response, Stealth. -_-

EDIT: Also, @you and LDPK: Yeah, it's just.... hard to find something in a big city where everyone's fighting for the same thing. I've never had a problem getting a job before, but now people are scrambling even for the **** nobody used to want. It's crazy.
way to fail and realise i intentionally took the bait!

yeah i know :/ just keep searching and you will find one somewhere. everyone needs a sexy black girl somewhere :)
 

Asdioh

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I have a job (minimum wage, grocery store bagger, only working 1-3 days a week on average >_<) that I got in May, and I was really lucky to get it in the first place. I went in to apply, person said they were out of applications, went to talk to the manager, he was like "hey you're hired" and I was like yesz.

I'm still trying to find another job but it's freaking impossible.

Also, I'm sad that I'm not a girl because if I were, I'd be able to become a cashier at this store, therefore getting more pay and more hours.

BUT NO. SEXISM OBVIOUSLY EXITS.

Me: "I could be a cashier...I'm 20 (you have to be at least 19 to sell alcohol, for some ******** reason) and I have some cash register experience."
But do they train me? No.

Instead they hire some 16-year-old girl that has no cashier experience, far less experience than me in general at having a job, and she's way too young to sell alcohol.

Pretty much all the cashiers except for one are female.

And 3 of them are pregnant. :mad:

Just felt like ranting because it's not always women that get the sexual discrimination. JUST SAYIIING ~
 

Stealth Raptor

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its funny jobs want sexy females to be at the front, makes the product look good. i heard the GM of my papa johns store mention that all he wants as phone takers and cashier runners are "hot girls". his exact words XD

IM SORRY! i was bored t.t
 

altairian

Smash Lord
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The easiest job for an attractive girl to get is at gamestop. That company literally instructs their managers to hire girls regardless of qualifications. It's sad but true -_-
 
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