Political parties & Brawl chars.

[Marie_54]

unfortunately for your argument it is highly improbably that everybody posting in this thread thinking that wario is a republican was thinking that

Its improbable Sir, and that last bit is screwed up...
This is not a serious thread so, i did that on purpose.

Anyways read the spoiler tags...

 

[Indignant]

Kirby is of the Whig Party.

 

[boshi2161]

Since bowser tried to kill baby mario, he must be a baby killer, so likewise he must be a democrat.

 

[TKD+ITA+Mar=]

Marth: Republican Party

Why would Marth be a Republican?

 

[Banjodorf]

Since bowser tried to kill baby mario, he must be a baby killer, so likewise he must be a democrat.

lol this man is funny.

Lets stir up some controversy.

 

[Dark Aether]

Mario and Luigi are Communists.

Bowser and Ganondorf are dictators.

King Dedede is an Absolute Monarch.

Princess peach and zelda are Constitional Monarchs.

Sonic is a libertarian/anarchist.

 

[Shanky]

Haha exactly, I'm sensing a lot of liberals in this thread.

His desire for money would clearly lean more towards capitalism IMO

Umm....capitalism is most definitely NOT a political party, it is an economic system. Which, by the way, is strongly supported by Republicans (Democrats/Liberals lean more towards socialism as opposed to pure capitalism)

So...Fail.

 

[Exovel]

R.O.B is part of the Bloc Québécois party.

Warning: Do not read the above quote while eating a Jolly Rancher

Seriously, I laughed so hard I nearly died.

 

[e105beta]

Ike is Republican.
"We like Ike"?
Come on. Anybody get the reference?

 

[Marie_54]

Since bowser tried to kill baby mario, he must be a baby killer, so likewise he must be a democrat.

lol this man is funny.

Lets stir up some controversy.

Anyone who didn't fail in biology class knows that a bunch of reproductive cells is not = to a baby until x amount of time which is legally determined by a state/country's laws.

In an adversary's logic, everytime a guy mast******* he is killing babies, and everytime a woman has her period, the blood is a dead baby who didn't get born because she didn't have sexual relations.

So we humans commit mass genocide on babies...



Lol i hope people stop taking this topic seriously... Although it is funny when they do.

 

[Banjodorf]

Anyone who didn't fail in biology class knows that a bunch of reproductive cells is not = to a baby until x amount of time which is legally determined by a state/country's laws.

In an adversary's logic, everytime a guy mast******* he is killing babies, and everytime a woman has her period, the blood is a dead baby who didn't get born because she didn't have sexual relations.

So we humans commit mass genocide on babies...



Lol i hope people stop taking this topic seriously... Although it is funny when they do.

Truth.

But to be serious a moment, it makes me laugh that while using embryos (who arent even technically living ANYTHING yet) to discover cures to ailments and move forward scientifically is a bad thing to Republicans, sending off young people to die in a pointless war that ruins our economy and ultimately is dooming us as a people is just fine with them.

I'm looking at YOU John McCain... and George W. Him too.. )

 

[Marie_54]

Truth.

But to be serious a moment, it makes me laugh that while using embryos (who arent even technically living ANYTHING yet) to discover cures to ailments and move forward scientifically is a bad thing to Republicans, sending off young people to die in a pointless war that ruins our economy and ultimately is dooming us as a people is just fine with them.

I'm looking at YOU John McCain... and George W. Him too.. )

Ooh yes that is just sad... and they think americans who are against the war are "unamerican." Gas prices keep going up and Bush is one of the few who benefit from that.

Ooh and as a side note i hate how the people who are against abortion use pictures of dead babies, born-dead featuses and featuses with developed organs who were aborted because they had a high probability of dying and killing their mother to make their ignorant propaganda of "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERYTIME A WOMAN GETS AN ABORTION!"

and this recent boom of bad movies like Juno and Knocked Up piss me off, they are just trying to say that abortion is not an option and in the end good things will come, this is not true just look at the news were mothers abandon REAL babies and children to die or treat them like crap and sometimes even kill them.

 

[Banjodorf]

Ooh yes that is just sad... and they think americans who are against the war are "unamerican." Gas prices keep going up and Bush is one of the few who benefit from that.

Ooh and as a side note i hate how the people who are against abortion use pictures of dead babies, born-dead featuses and featuses with developed organs who were aborted because they had a high probability of dying and killing their mother to make their ignorant propaganda of "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERYTIME A WOMAN GETS AN ABORTION!"

and this recent boom of bad movies like Juno and Knocked Up piss me off, they are just trying to say that abortion is not an option and in the end good things will come, this is not true just look at the news were mothers abandon REAL babies and children to die or treat them like crap and sometimes even kill them.

This is the truth.

Sigh... EVERYTHING is used as propoganda these days, and the really sad part is, so many people believe everything the media tells them.

 

[ACSephiroth]

Ooh and as a side note i hate how the people who are against abortion use pictures of dead babies, born-dead featuses and featuses with developed organs who were aborted because they had a high probability of dying and killing their mother to make their ignorant propaganda of "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERYTIME A WOMAN GETS AN ABORTION!"

A bunch of Christians were doing that at my community college once. You couldn't go into the Student Center with out seeing the pictures. And then about 2 months later some Evangelist preacher was going around telling random people they were going to hell

 

[MarthTrinity]

Suuuuper Smaaaaaash Brothers...

Spoiler

caucus!

 

[victra♥]

DK = Banana Republic

Thread was won.

 

[Marie_54]

Suuuuper Smaaaaaash Brothers...

Spoiler

caucus!

For some reason this made me laugh so much...

 

[smashbot226]

Wolf = Galactic Empire.

FOX, I IS YOUR DADDY.

Fox: No... THAT'S NOT TRUE... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

 

[Killer-Katnip]

Ice climbers-Anti global warming movement.
G&W- Rights for 2 dimetional peoples of the world
Wario-Bowel movement! (wafting)

 

[Frown]

Kirby: Hippie. Lives in his dream world.
Dedede: Monarchy. He got his spot through violence.
C.Falcon: Dictator who fears over-population. He solves this by running over children.

And for Mario:

 

[kingofwaddles]

edit: george w bush isnt a political party you caveman

 

[Banjodorf]

that makes no sense at all(???)
if george w bush hated his country he wouldnt be saving it

edit: george w bush isnt even a political party you caveman

lolwut?

Youre kidding....right?

Right.........?

 

[Marie_54]

that makes no sense at all(???)
if george w bush hated his country he wouldnt be saving it

edit: george w bush isnt even a political party you caveman

Lets see um Bush is helping to get people faster to heaven therefore he is good.

Wait what if there's no heaven? Ooh snap!

This is the best joke in this thread... If its real its even funnier and sad...


Anyways since when are people supposed to stay on topic?

 

[Banjodorf]

Lets see um Bush is helping to get people faster to heaven therefore he is good.

Wait what if there's no heaven? Ooh snap!

This is the best joke in this thread... If its real its even funnier and sad...


Anyways since when are people supposed to stay on topic?

On Topic....? What is that?

 

[smashbot226]

Ganondorf = Al Qaeda, if that counts.


.......

What? Give him a turban and see the results!

 

[Kikuichimonji]

Ike's a Nazi. You'll get no sympathy from him.

 

[smashbot226]

Ike's a Nazi. You'll get no sympathy from him.

You should've prepared yourself for a counter-response.

This is impossible, for he fights for his friends as well.


........


AETHER!!!

 

[DarkKnight077]

Link: Govinator , cause he's a girly man.

 

[The Chuff]

Ike's a Nazi. You'll get no sympathy from him.

Eisenhower's a Nazi?

 

[Clear171]

yoshi's obviously a socialist. if you couldn't see the socialistic undertones in yoshi's story then you weren't playing attention.

 

[Kikuichimonji]

You should've prepared yourself for a counter-response.

This is impossible, for he fights for his friends as well.


........


AETHER!!!

Obviously his friends are also Nazis.

 

[Frown]

yoshi's obviously a socialist. if you couldn't see the socialistic undertones in yoshi's story then you weren't playing attention.

OBJECTION!

He doesn't care about politics, as long as his island is untouched.
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[Clear171]

OBJECTION!

He doesn't care about politics, as long as his island is untouched.
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you're naive, from the very day yoshi began his cookie factory, he has been gradually introducing socialist propaganda to the masses. creating an endless supply of cookies while recieving no money, thats socialist.