Really Bad Super Smash Bros Suggestions

[HyperSomari64]

Spoiler: references to an adult Mario parody

Replace Mario with Ornio Hornio, Luigi with Squeegie Hornio and Dr. Mario with John from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

EDIT: Not sure if this is my free ticket to a possible ban, but i'm afraid that.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Hire the guy behind Death Note, and give him the job of redesign the cast for the inevitable Smash reboot.

And if Tetsuya Nomura is the head of the project, then add zippers to the characters' designs.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Hire the guy behind Death Note, and give him the job of redesign the cast for the inevitable Smash reboot.

And if Tetsuya Nomura is the head of the project, then add zippers to the characters' designs.

Even better, have the guys behind DmC: Devil May Cry do it. Or Bomberman: Act Zero.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Or Bomberman: Act Zero.

It could have been worse. It could gave the Bombergirl's character designer, and make it an unholy mix of Senran Kagura and SEGA Hard Girls but with Nintendo characters and franchises. And turn it into Super Smash Bros. Gals' Fighter.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Here's one i kept secret for a long time
* Add Minty's Useless Man to Sonic's playlist to reference the compilation album series Sonic Dance Power

 

[HyperSomari64]

Now when you pause while playing as Wario, the pause screen theme of WarioWorld will play (with all and the "Sorry" part).

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

1. Make all male fighters wear Peach's dress in next smash (Except Ridley, who is going to wear Daisy's dress).
2. Turn all fighters into marketable NFTs (they can't be playable and you have to collect them).
3. Make the announcer swear all the time.
4. Wario's new down special is dying (based on "Wario dies" meme) (He loses stocks all the time by "dying" and it can be spammable, meaning that you can waste stocks during battle).
5. Replace all fighters' heads with Tingle's head.

 

[Aligo]

Donkey Kong can now pick up and move soft platforms. Will be reset at the end of the game.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Luigi is replaced with Weegee.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Knuckles' Assist Trophy role is replaced with K'Nux from The Lara-su Chronicles.

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

All the characters using swords

 

[Demon Dragon]

The Sans Mii Costume is now called Ness.

 

[Aligo]

If squirtle is struck by thunder on the Minecraft world it is KO'd leaving behind a bowl.

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

Putting a Dream's avatar as Steve's alternate costume

 

[Aligo]

Putting a Dream's avatar as Steve's alternate costume

The final smash gives unlimited resources due to a backdoor plugin 'better luck'.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Replace the Knuckles assist trophy with Ugandan Knuckles.

 

[HyperSomari64]

• Give Sonic his child-like voice from Sonic Schoolhouse
• Elec Man is brought back, and since assist trophies can be K.O., all ice-based attacks are an instant K.O. to reflect his weakness on Mega Man 1 (Ice Man's Ice Slasher)
• The Bidoof from Dorkly's Pokémon Rusty is the antagonist of the new story mode.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Add Harambe as a spirit.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Wario's new Final Smash is a transformation one, but it's the Wario Apparition.

 

[Aligo]

Wario's new Final Smash is a transformation one, but it's the Wario Apparition.

What if wario had the apparition as an arsene equivalent?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

For april fools, the whole game is replaced by an image of black hole like in Fortnite (you know, that black hole that appeared after season X chapter 1 and season 1 chapter 2).

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

More awful suggestions coming right up:
1. Give Pyra/Mythra a passive armor (Like Bowser's and Kazuya's passive armor)
2. Give all the fighters a "clown" make up on their faces.
3. Add "It's ya boi Duggie" from SML as Yoshi's alternate costume (it would have unique voicelines taken from SML episodes)
4. Mario's new down special would be pissing straight at opponents. This move instantly kills everyone and it's spammable.
5. Add Tim Buckley's "Loss" comic as stage.
6. Give Kirby a voice of a Xbox 9-year old kid voice and make him swear non-stop.
7. Add Ashley Graham as playable Resident Evil rep and make her say annoying lines for her moveset (also she should retain her cowardly personality).
8. Add "Hungry beast" from "Contra Rogue Corps" as Contra rep for smash.
9. Replace all playable characters and assists with white rectangles with poorly drawn faces on them.
10. Add Dashing Super Guy from american/western KDL commercial as playable character and make him a character that can do taunts and nothing else.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Add Mario's family members from the Mario Movie as the new Mario reps.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nintendo: How many times we have to see your weird ideas, Tankman?
Me: Oh come on, they are gonna be good next time.
Nintendo: Okay, we're going to believe you.

My ideas:
1. Crash gets in smash, but his stage is based on this commercial (It would have only 1 song and it would be taken from this commercial)
(Oh, let's not forget that his design would be also taken from this commercial and his moveset would let his use the McDonald's toys - which he would swing them like a sword)
2. Wario's new final smash would let his show his butt and it would cover whole screen in form of a "jumpscare" (It doesn't deal any damage).
3. Add Vladimir Putin as a spirit to the game (His artwork would be based on Bad History's "Putin" design)
4. Add a woman from Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial as a new Mario rep (and make her a lazy Capt. Falcon clone)
5. Add nursery rhyme remixes to next Smash Bros.
6. Luigi would be replaced by standalone baby Luigi. It can't attack the opponents, but it would only cry and that's it.
7. Add Waluigi to smash, but as a throwable item (you could throw him anywhere. When thrown he would scream non-stop)
8. New item for smash: Virtual boy. When used, the fighter gets an instant seizure and dies losing all stocks.
9. Generic soldier from Call of Duty gets added to smash, but it's voiced by 7-year old kid with rage issues.
10. New stage for smash: Final Destination without the main ground platform (This means that everyone will fall into the abyss when battle starts).

 

[HyperSomari64]

• Sonic's new recovery/Up Spcial is the floating box glitch from Sonic '06.
• The new Final Destination is now based on the movies of the same name and it's has the most hazards of any stage in Smash.
• Mario, Rosalina, Bowser and his son [Bowser Jr.] now receive alternate costumes that are basically their Post-C&D "versions" of SuperMarioLogan, with new 3D modeled designs and their voices from the puppet show reprising their roles. Plus an alt for Ness based on Jeffy and a Chef Pee Pee alt for Luigi (but they still are same with no changes outside the costumes).

 

[Master Hero Sock-on-Rye]

1: Mickey Mouse in Smash.
2: Replace Sonic with Metal Sonic, but don't tell anyone.
3: SSB tabletop game.
4: Give Duck Hunt Dog the archived voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[HyperSomari64]

SSB tabletop game.

That's doesn't sound bad enough.

 

[Master Hero Sock-on-Rye]

That's doesn't sound bad enough.

At least someone would like that. But it's the sheer audacity of it which made me put it there.

 

[Oracle Link]

Add Fierce Deity Link, Toon Zelda, Phantom Ganon and keep all other Zelda Characters and dont add anyone that isnt a triforce bearer
I mean that would be stupid as heck who would do that.... Oh Wait.....

 

[HyperSomari64]

Add Fierce Deity Link, Tetra, Phantom Ganon and keep all other Zelda Characters and dont add anyone that isnt a triforce bearer

FTFY
Toon Zelda is cool and all, but Tetra alone would be a better pick for Smash
Also, this is for bad suggestion (unless fierce deity Link is not Yink final smash but a separate character)

 

[Oracle Link]

FTFY
Toon Zelda is cool and all, but Tetra alone would be a better pick for Smash
Also, this is for bad suggestion (unless fierce deity Link is not Yink final smash but a separate character)

They are ALL Their Fully unique Slots this was inspired by PM EX Remix which did this exact thing!

 

[Aligo]

The links are all merged into one slot and you don't know which one you will get until the match starts

 

[Master Hero Sock-on-Rye]

The links are all merged into one slot and you don't know which one you will get until the match starts

I wouldn't actually mind that. All three Links are different enough that the surprise factor here is a good thing. It also cuts down on the roster size a little, which is another benefit to doing that.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Mario, Rosalina, Bowser and his son [Bowser Jr.] now receive alternate costumes that are basically their Post-C&D "versions" of SuperMarioLogan, with new 3D modeled designs and their voices from the puppet show reprising their roles. Plus an alt for Ness based on Jeffy and a Chef Pee Pee alt for Luigi (but they still are same with no changes outside the costumes).

I had forgotten to add a Snake alt based on Brooklyn Guy and Mr. Goodman skin for Wario. I was going to add a Jackie Chu costume for Ryu, but that would be very offensive.

Anyway, here are a few more:

• Give Mario random voice clips à la SMG4 (but don't give him an alternate color palette based on SMG4 himself)
• Lucario and Yoshi are now female. Like in the SuperSaiyanCrash fan comics
• Pokimane is the new announcer, replacing Xander Mobus (he still the english VA for Joker)
• Guts Man spirit is replaced by his butt from the Ruby-Spears Mega Man cartoon
• Luigi gets his echo fighter: Bones from the Donkey Kong Jr. cartoon
• To pay homage on Wave Race: Blue Storm, add a special button combination that makes the Announcer hate you and say sarcastic lines.
• Add the Lee twins from Double Dragon. The evil twist is that their models are ripped from Wander of the Dragons (with bad framerate as their special gimmick), their moveset is based on the vehicles from the cartoon and they are voiced by The Game Grumps (like in River City Girls)
• Pac-Man new Star K.O. is screaming "Oh, ****!" as a reference to a knock-off on the MSX. And mix this with his chipmunk voice from BloodHound Gang "Mope".

 

[HyperSomari64]

Since Act:Zero is too well known, the Bomberman Assist Trophy is replaced with his american TurboGrafx-16 cover art design.

(Art is from the defunct 2014 Bomberman mobile game)

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Walter White gets added and his only music track is Skylar’s Sexy Happy Birthday Song

 

[Master Hero Sock-on-Rye]

Since Act:Zero is too well known, the Bomberman Assist Trophy is replaced with his american TurboGrax-16 cover art design.
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(Art is from the defunct 2014 Bomberman mobile game)

I don't see what the problem is here. This design still resembles the OG Bomberman we all remember, but it also makes him able to blend into Metal Gear or Castlevania without being seen as an evil monster. It's also more accurate than NES Box Art Mega Man, if we want to compare the two.

 

[HyperSomari64]

I don't see what the problem is here. This design still resembles the OG Bomberman we all remember, but it also makes him able to blend into Metal Gear or Castlevania without being seen as an evil monster. It's also more accurate than NES Box Art Mega Man, if we want to compare the two.

That or making Bombergirl Shiro a playable character instead of the classic version.

 

[Master Hero Sock-on-Rye]

That or making Bombergirl Shiro a playable character instead of the classic version.

I'd save that for a Mii Costume if we're being realistic, but I wouldn't outright refuse that option.

 

[GamingFan1997]

The next Smash Bros. game has 1000 playable characters... and they all play the exact same as each other.