So like...yall still don't get that programmers intentionally design characters with different innate traits?
Nah, it's that some of us are interested in these design quirks, especially when it's something odd like this. Simple as that really.
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In regards to tournaments, I do go to tournaments, big or small within my area. My life is kind of boring in general; I don't go to college or university, as I have a job, but that's about as "exciting" as my life gets (no kids for example; respect to you Darius for managing work life/home life/smash life all at once!). I can drive, so I'm looking to travel out a bit further to get more experience, but that's beside the point...
Anyway, with anything in Smash 4, it's just hard to be consistent in general. We can hate it and mock it as much as we like, but the presence of For Glory means your average Joe can come enter a tournament for the first time and end up placing highly (I should know, I was that average Joe once; placed 3rd in my first tournament). It's no tool for becoming the best player, but it's certainly a tool useful for getting some raw competitive basics and MU knowledge down.
I've made it out of pools at every large tournament I've attended so far, but where I place after is a big mix. I've placed as high as 3rd, but have placed 5th, 7th, and even as low as getting knocked straight into losers and straight out. I'm lucky to be in an area where there's a Smash 4 weekly, and I'm at a bit of a sticking point where I seem to get 3rd most weeks. I've come 2nd a couple of times, but it's usually me, our Yoshi main, and our Ganondorf main who place in the top 3 (yes, you read that right, a Ganondorf main, and he's no slouch either; every tournament bar one that I've seen him attend, he's managed to get top 10 every time).
I know I'm not the best player ever, so my goal whenever I attend a tournament is to just get out of pools and get some friendlies with some of the best players. So far I've managed to do this. So, from a consistency view, I've been pretty consistent in my own goals. In terms of placements, I'd say I've been consistently average overall; I can easily beat the best players in our area some weeks as easy as then can me in others. I do use 4 characters, and while some might say that's not wise, it's what works for me, and if I'm not working with one character, I can fall back on somebody else. I will say that as of late, I've been relying on Marth a whole lot more than anyone else mind. As of late, it's been Marth > Bayonetta/Rosalina > ZSS.
After attending those weeklies, I've become good buddies with most of them who also attend every week, and there's about 15 of us who all play 2 or 3 (4 in my case) characters, and between us, we cover a good portion of the cast, so we're always practicing different MU's. Luckily, there's another good Marth there though, so we're always swapping tips (pun entirely intended).
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Back to FG, how often do you people find people you know on there? I've found a few faces I've met at various tournaments on there. I found one of the UK's best players, Luigimitsu a couple of days ago. I played around 20 games with him, and managed to keep the win ratio relatively even with Marth, so that made me happy (also managed to not drop a game against his Villager with Bayonetta, so result!). I've also found Mr R on FG once, and I managed to beat his Falcon with my Samus, but I quit afterwards, and I really wish I didn't now.