Signs you're a noob at smash bros.

[Drclaw411]

-you use meta knight and press A, only.
-you use falcon, and wiggle the c-stick, only.

 

[fireb0rn]

.............

 

[maxieman]

I constantly suicide with sonic cause i use that Vair too close to the edge, and by the time I realize I can still ^B I'm already dead =P other than that Im pretty beast

 

[Darkurai]

-You think Tripping is the greatest idea ever.
-Rumble Falls is your favorite stage.
-You say that Zero Suit Samus is the best character because she looks hot.
-You play as Zero Suit Samus because she looks hot.
-You say that R.O.B. "wasted" a character slot.
-You say edge guarding is cheap.
-You use the phrase "Tourney***".
-You say Ridley couldn't have been in Brawl because he's "too big".
-You always use the special attacks; never standard attacks.
-You don't know how to shield.
-You don't know how to dodge.
-You do know how to shield/dodge, but don't use them because you think they're cheap.

 

[Mckillyou]

I lose to level 9 computers quite often.

 

[swordstrike]

- you visit SWF
- You declare such and such a pro because you want to butt **** him.
- you got no clue what your talking about
- you call any post a troll when it speaks the truth

 

[pyro363]

When you can't beat a level 1 cpu in vs mode.

 

[Jooce Bocks]

-When you try to judge how good someone you've never faced is by asking them how many level 9 CPUs they can beat.
-You think you're the best because you can beat 3 level 9 CPUs at the same time.
-You claim you beat someone because you won in a 4 player free-for-fall with all items on high.
-You claim, despite losing, that you performed best in a free-for-all match because you had the most KOs.
-You think advanced techniques are, "For noobs who can't win the way the game was meant to be played."
-You think the game was meant to be played the way you want to play it.
-You think playing with all stages on random and all items on high determines the skill of a player.

 

[Dark Sonic]

When you get KOed by Sandbag XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elW_4omsvp0

Lol.

 

[S0crat3s]

-When you constantly pause during gameplay
-When you never dodge or shield
-When you rattle the c-stick in an attempt to land a blow
-When you don't know how to jump
-When you spontaneously taunt when your opponent is next to you
-When you miss Olimar's Final Smash
-When you die because of wall-jumping and not knowing how to get back up
-When you use Ness/Lucas' recovery and shout "Why aren't I going anywhere?!"
-When you think you can win a match by spamming Fox/Falco/Wolf's up special
-When you think Cpt. Falcon's ground forward special to aerial side special is the best combo in the game

 

[Icelement]

Funny, cause I can look back and remember how I used to do all of these things. I still do some of them sometimes, no matter how hard I try though. Despite practice, I'll go a few games without using Ivy's tilt's, and then later overuse them on accident. It makes me feel so clumsy.

 

[Firesoul1]

When you try to Meteor your opponent downwards
then they end up recovering from it so you go on and say
" Nu phair!!!!!1, U cheated!!!! "

 

[1Two3]

Hahahaha That link from Sonic Wave is so true. Sandbag is a beast!
Staying on topic, When someone keeps firing a ray gun @ you (you're Fox by the way) and you forget to use the Reflector. Huh? What? No, it wasnt me!

 

[forboxgux]

Sandbag frightens me...

 

[ANoobsOpinion]

-When you first buy the game and put it in a 360.

LOL!

- When you hear someone say "Jigglypuff" You think it's a fat guy laughing
- You only strategy is to negotiate with your opponents "Why can't we all get along"
- You think that you are winning when you have the highest percent
- You get KO'ed by that fish Goldeen.
- You think Luigi's taunt is the best attack move ever.
- You somehow KO yourself while performing Snakes Final Smash
- You play with the controller held upside down.
- You insist that Yoshi has a 3rd jump, it just needs to still be discovered in all 3 of the smash games.

 

[popsofctown]

-"Whoa mario can jump in midair? I wanna be him next game."
-"You're picking Jigglypuff? Look how small it is! I'm gonna pick Donkey Kong and just punch you around"
-"Why did they just randomly make the princess and the ninja share a box?"

 

[mogwaimon]

When standing in one place and doing DK's down-B sounds like a good idea in a doubles game.

Happened to my friend once in 'with anyone', the guy just sat there doing down-B 90% of the time, and jumped around the other 10%.

 

[DanceTheSpears]

- When you read lists like these, and they make you very sad. Everyone is obviously watching you play.
- And because of this you now lack the self-confidence for even an anonymous Wifi match. ;_;
- But there's always Classic mode! Continue FTW!

 

[aleps]

I've played with a noob freind that mains Metaknight. Playing against him is a pain, he just spams side-B and neutral-B, and NEVER uses a smash attack. He barely understands that tilts and smashes are different attacks. But I comprehend him, a long time ago in Melee I spamed Falco's side-B and thought "Wow, this is like the best move ever" haha good old times.

 

[BOTA]

Sign not signs.
it should be
sign if you are a newb at brawl.

hail grammer nazi