WhatwhatWHHAAAATTT??!!?! (owl from sword in the stone anyone?)
This is going to be a somewhat long post. But you're going to read it because it's more readable and relevant than 90% of the other posts on this thread. If you want intelligent arguments and controversial claims, this is it right here baby. If you're the TL;DR type, then by all means you are more than welcome to move on to other posts like "its ness cuz he's so good in the air and he can spikez u!1 and pk aether wario waft! " Dear reader, you deserve better than that. Now relax, grab a beverage of your choosing and turn on some light jazz to set the mood, settle back and enjoy what will hopefully be a good read. This is, after all, what being a member of the Smash community is all about.
I'm going to cumulate all my past arguments right here, mainly because I'm:
a) Tired of these 2 sentence posts that have absolutely no meaning or impact whatsoever in the formal, universal hodgepodge that is existence. In the Smash sense, they mean even less. I really can't blame more experienced players for not posting here, but I still do anyway because I have absolutely no integrity whatsoever.
b) I am home much earlier than I had originally anticipated. Perhaps this reflects the rather pitiful state of my current sexual prowess (it's all been downhill since I was 12), yet I'm no longer fazed by this and instead find myself idle, provoking outrageous arguments just because I have a Smashboards account (what the f*** else is it for?).
But back to the subject at hand...
First, let's all remember that these 'hints' are usually overgeneralized, contain red herrings, and are extremely vague. The character does NOT have to personify a hinted attribute, rather, they merely have to exhibit it only somewhat. Hence, MANY characters will fall under the given description; just because someone has a great aerial game/bad recovery/poor ground game/is underestimated, etc. doesn't mean its going to be them. We must take every clue into account as wannabe detectives and not rely on any one characteristic for a character that just happens to get you aroused. That being said, let us now turn to the four holy sentences that have evoked fury, admiration, depression, and most importantly....love:
Next week's character will be a fun one to talk about. Underestimated by many, this character has a devastating aerial game that will surprise you when it takes you out at a low percent. But on the ground this character doesn't have very many options against long range or projectile spamming characters other than one of their B attacks. And this character's recovery can be fine sometimes, but against smart opponents this character can be gimped quite easily
Outside of these four sentences, nothing else can be assumed. This is all you have to work with. Embrace the words of SamuraiPanda. Based on the above description, as well as recent
intelligent arguments posted here, the following characters, in no particular order, are the most plausible candidates:
Luigi
Wario
Ness
Peach
Jigglypuff
ZSS
Ike
Yoshi
Bowser
Why it's most likely
NOT any of the following:
Olimar: He's not underrated. He's really god**** annoying/good. And his recovery isn't 'fine sometimes', it's actually the worst in the game.
Zelda: Her ground game is absolutely incredible and outshines her air game. She's not underestimated, she
is spam, and above all, she's not fun to talk about.
Sonic: Recovery is superb, 'B move' exception does not ring true, besides off stage gimps (which is applicable to everyone), his aerials are not going to take you out at surprisingly low percents.
Samus: Projectiles. Recovery. Period.
DDD: Do I really need to go over this?
IC's: If I have to address this one more time, I swear to god, I will delete this account so as to avoid the repetitious idiocy that continues to barrage my retinas (that's a lie, I have no retinas

). The hint NEVER says 'them'; 'their' is only used, presumably, for gender neutrality
only. Forget plurality; srysly.
DK: Other than his godly bair, his air game is nothing too special (besides the two spikes, of which are difficult to land and have obscene lag). Ground game>air game.
Marth: He is not underrated. Repeat after me. He is not underrated. Repeat after me. He is not und......
Kirby: His recovery is superb, he's not underestimated, no notable B move exception.
Falcon: Unfortunately, CF is so much of a joke character now I can hardly believe the SBR would bother talking about him over other characters. He's reliant on an air game that simply doesn't exist. Whenever I'm acting and need to cry in a scene, I think about the knee. Well, I would....if I was an actor.
Ganon: See above. Replace "knee" with "everything Ganon had going for him in Melee".
Fox: No. Just stop.
Assuming all the above is true (which it is, cuz it's coming from Vaul), let's now narrow down the stated possibilities. Why the next character of the week is
NOT....
Ness
First, let me remind everyone that Ness's current state of being competitive---regarding the three infinites and the chaingrabs against him by nearly every other character---is still in question. The point is, Ness's tourney fate still hangs in the balance; THAT issue should definitely be addressed first and foremost. Think about it: If you were living your wet dream and were a SBR member, would you want to publicize Ness, currently surrounded by controversy, over other characters? Hmm? Yea that's what I thought. Now, onto the hint itself:
With the exception of Link, Olimar, and Ivysaur, I would rather have any other character's recovery over Ness's. That's right. I said it. Let me repeat that theme for anyone who was too busy 'baitin to Mr. Saturn: Ness, compared to the rest of the cast, and with the new physics of Brawl, has one of the worst recoveries in the game. Ness fanboys (of whom went total ape**** when they heard 'devastating air game') can argue all they'd like how good Ness's recovery is, but that still won't change the fact that Ness's recovery in relative terms (NOT absolute) is incredibly abysmal, only superior to the three stated above. Even Ness mains can't agree on what the B move exception against spammers may be (Hint: Its not PSI magnet, PK fire, PK thunder, or PK flash). Overall, I just can't see him being next week's character. Should I be wrong, you, the Ness fanboys (and girls!) may brand me upon your Wall of Shame. For all eternity.
Jigglypuff
If you actually bothered to read a few of the past posts before posting your opinion (do you think it's Wario?!?! Really???! I never even considered him!!!! Your sentence is just sooooooooo sensual), you may somehow recall that I formerly defended Jiggs mainly for the sake of instigating her inclusion into the conversation. As far as the hint goes, she has a lot going for her; superb air game, underestimated, a fun anomaly from the former SBR Character of the week, a fine recovery, and even a response to spam (rollout mainly). But she simply does not fit the gimpable recovery category. Despite her rather slow coming back to the stage, she's got a lot of versatility and plenty of options to choose from.
Bowser
You'd be surprised at how plausible Bowser is. He is underestimated, fun to talk about, has an
incredible and surprisingly devastating air game (fair kills, bair kills, uair kills, downb kills, dair has high priority, nair comes out very quickly), and an OK recovery that can still be countered by smart players. However, the one remaining hint takes him out; Bowser simply does not have a special move he can use in response to spam. Flamethrower/fire breath and UpB simply do not have enough range to compensate for his other hand-to-hand combat moves.
Ike
Ike is in a very similar scenario to Bowser. Ike has a great air game that is quick, disjointed, and devastatingly strong. Initially applauded by smashers for his incredible strength and seemingly great recovery, he has since plunged in popularity with new tactics to counter both Aether and Quickdraw as a means for returning to the stage. You can even argue that Ike can use these two special moves (maybe even his downB, Counter) to respond to projectile spam. Yet herein lies the reverse psychology some one else mentioned earlier: Do we actually believe he personifies these attributes, or are we led to believe them? For example, which style of gameplay of Ike do you find more essential for him: his air game or his ground game? How often are the best Ike players going to allow themselves to be 'easily gimped'? When you fight against Ike, do YOU underestimate him? Ask these questions, reflect upon the answers you may find, and then come to a conclusion based on facts. In the words of Chris Rock: Anyone who takes a side before they hear the issue is a f****** idiot.
So, based on the rule of thumb that all of the above is true, we are left with the following nominees:
Wario
Luigi
Peach
ZSS
Yoshi
As I'm sure all of you are now aware, the main consensus has been that Wario is the most likely candidate to be next week's character. In my opinion, I believe this to be true; unfortunately for us underestimated character mainers, the SBR, based upon their notable past of only using the more competitive characters, and considering the vagueness of the these hints that are used more so for opening the window of opportunity for other characters in order to promote discussion instead of actually relating to the character itself, Wario will be most likely to fill the spot. I by no means find him underestimated; his aerial game, whether the moves KO or not, are all amazingly useful and surprising. The notable contender PaxzCrimson of Mexico has so far exemplified Wario's potential to the max, winning tournaments and being among the first to pave the way for Wario's (and all of Brawl's for that matter) metagame. That said, I never, never, NEVER fight a Wario and view it like any other matchup; Wario is a unique opponent/main in which you have to use a style completely different and impromptu from the rest of the cast.
Yet apparently, the Wario 'stereotype' is that he's viewed as a joke character, used primarily for comic relief (ha...ha?) and usually not taken too seriously. If the SBR believes this stereotype has not changed since the release of Brawl, then it will be Wario, no questions asked. In actuality, this is the most important determining factor. Depending on this factor, Wario either fills
all of the hint's requirements or only
some of them. Since I actually have a life/not an SBR member (although we all secretly long to be), I cannot speak on behalf of them nor predict their stance on the Wario stereotype. I cannot add anything further to the Wario debate.
As for Peach and ZSS, I must make a confession. I know this is going to sound extremely radical, brash, and may very well stimulate an unprecedented wall of flaming, yet nevertheless I will stand up for what I believe is right and I daresay my integrity (or lack thereof) will not be compromised.
I, Vaul, am not qualified to judge these characters. I simply do not have the knowledge or first hand experience with these contenders and will instead leave their defense to that of another proud member of this fine Smash community. I have come to understand, however, that they both adequately fulfill the stated requirements, albeit to varying degrees.
If for some odd reason you are still with me, I shall now present my arguments for the remaining green monsters, Luigi and Yoshi. Yet first, for purposes of providing a quick reference, and perhaps setting a record for all of Smash Boards, I will restate the OP's quote again....in the same post.
Next week's character will be a fun one to talk about. Underestimated by many, this character has a devastating aerial game that will surprise you when it takes you out at a low percent. But on the ground this character doesn't have very many options against long range or projectile spamming characters other than one of their B attacks. And this character's recovery can be fine sometimes, but against smart opponents this character can be gimped quite easily
Luigi
Fun to talk about: Check. C'mon...its Luigi. Who sees THAT coming?
Underestimated: Check. Not exactly the most underrated character, Luigi's more limited popularity (compared to that of Snake, MK, etc) and his enormous potential definitely fits the bill.
Devastating Aerial Game: Uber check. Fair kills. Bair kills. Nair kills. Dair kills. Uair juggles. Not to mention his epic downB.
Poor vs Projectiles with B exception: Check. Against the likes of Pit and TL, Luigi's options for approaching are limited....with the exception of his downB. This thing is fast, has high priority, and covers a large amount of distance in a relatively short period of time, closing the gap and brining Luigi a little too close for comfort.
Recovery is normally fine....: Check. Once again stating the obvious, Luigi has MUCH more going for him as far as his recovery goes. SideB is still effective as ever, downB is now AMAZING, and his UpB will always give him the benefit of the doubt when approaching the ledge. In most cases/in an average match, Luigi shouldn't have much trouble returning to the stage.
....but can be gimped: Check. Remember, this
is Luigi we're talking about. If Luigi hasn't charged a suffient enough SideB, he will almost always try to sweetspot the ledge coming from below. DownB certainly helps, but if Luigi faces a lot of aggressive edgeguarding, this will only get him so far. And with the classic no horizontal movement whatsoever for his UpB, Luigi certainly can be challenged by a competent player off the stage.
Yoshi
Fun to talk about: Check. Its f****** yoshi man, god****.
Underestimated: UBER check. Yoshi, next to DK, has been the most underrated character throughout the Smash series.
Devastating Aerial Game: Check. Uair is absolutely beastly; it's Yoshi's strongest kill move, has no lag on contact and/or landing, and has more priority than G&W's key....whoa. Additionally, fair spikes, nair kills, and bair and dair are great for combos. Not to mention the extensive power of his downb.
Poor vs projectiles with B exception: Check. Yoshi is a great defensive character (THE MAN/THING CANT GET SHIELD STABBED!!), however, this style is completely negated by the likes of Pit and TL. The B move exception has two options:
1. SideB, Egg Roll. Fast with decent priority that cancels most projectiles. However, there are ofcourse exceptions, with explosives still tearing it apart.
2. UpB, Egg Throw. A solid projectile and great for edgeguarding, and canceling edgehops with UpB is still possible. However, it's a bit slow to come out compared to other projectiles. So while it's a good response to spammers, it won't be able to beat every character's projectile game.
Usually fine recovery....: Check. In most cases, Yoshi's recovery has been drastically improved from Melee. No DJC and the new UpB buff give Yoshi more options when returning to the stage. A good Yoshi will save his second jump after using extensive UpB's; its SA frames are very much still there as well.
....but can be gimped: Uber Check. This
is Yoshi afterall. There's only so much he can do to counter good edgeguarding.
Peach and ZZS aside (although I believe they have very good chances as well), the SBR, as stated, will most likely still use Wario, with Luigi and Yoshi tying for a close second. Only time will truly tell who will reign supreme and end this infernal discussion once and for all....until next week's hint is released. Then it's open season all over again. Yea baby.
So there you have it. I don't even know if I should even attempt editing this thing, or if anyone will even bother reading it. In order to reward anyone who has read all of this and still isn't satisfied, here is a reward for achieving the impossible:
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=8995799804738175148&hl=en-CA
Oh, and Rosalina from Mario Galaxy.....
.....you've thought about it.
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