Smell the Characters

[Zema]

Wario smells of nuklear farts.

 

[degreekelvin]

Wario smells of nuklear farts.

lol.

I think Wario (new costume) probably would smell more of oil and mechanical grease given he has to constantly fix that motorcycle of his after it blows up.

Oil and fuel trumps farts, imo.

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

wario obviously smells of a vile mix of garlic, farts, and bike soot/gas.

 

[Pizzaguylol]

At first I would say... He smells like garlic, farts, fuel, and sweat.

However... think of this. If you've played Wario Land you know Wario is mad rich. So I'd say Wario might bathe on occasion.

 

[Buci01]

wario smells like ewwww with a lot of bah and yack
10 times worse than ike
he sweats a lot because of his royal fatiness, he farts all day... I mean, he can fly by farting, he eats garlic all day, and he eats like everything else, too. He is like eeeeeewwwwwwww

 

[Crystallion]

Ugh, how would Wario smell? I think there's a slight hint of bean burritos......what? :/ Matter of the fact, he STINKS!

 

[Terrabottuti]

Haha, do we even need to debate what HE would smell like? Come on, Wario would need an all new category to himself, he smells that bad... not only is he an excessive consumer of garlic, but he has shown in numerous that he doesn't care too much about body hygiene at all so he probably REEKS just from those two facts alone. but THEN there's the farting...

I think we can all agree that Wario is by far the worst smelling character out of the entire lineup. And should hopefully stay that way for as long as the series lasts.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

He smells like gas (both kinds)

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Wario has an abomination of an odor that consists or garlic, sweat, farts, grease, gasoline, metal, blood, and dirt. The worst smelling character in the game in my opinion.

 

[majora_787]

Wario smells like sweat and garlic. maybe even a hint of oil, but it's not like it stops the stink xD

 

[Snail]

Gas, metal, sweat, garlic... Not nice.

 

[Shadow Calibur]

*smells Wario and dies*

*comes back to life* Yep. Garlic, motor oil, gasoline, and plutonium. Blech.

 

[TimeSmash]

I would have to say...sweat, garlic (and other foods, nothing fresh), oil, gasoline, farts, and greasy money.

 

[Snowstalker]

Wario: Garlic, farts, mud, coins, and possibly sweat. (S)

 

[Banjodorf]

Wario: Garlic, farts, mud, coins, and possibly sweat. (S)

I agree with this.


Add more garlic though

 

[Fatmanonice]

Like a gym locker room, old and used frying oil, garlic, and buffalo wing farts.

 

[icicleblade]

Same thing as everyone else says. Garlic, grease, and farts, like the kind you get when eating chili.

 

[hippochinfat!!]

Fresh bakery bread.

 

[doodmahn]

Wario smells like farts and sweat. No question.

 

[WuTangDude]

Does anybody here knwoa bout Wario?

He smells like garlic, garlic, and more garlic. It's even been said in a game somwhere, I don't remember which one...

 

[Magnacor]

He smells like garlic and f-flab (I wonder how many of you get this now that no one reads the dojo?) Gasoline from the bike and of course his butt winds. He and DK are pretty close.

 

[OverlordCrono]

Putrid gas (a mix from himself and the bike), thick garlic aroma, and immeasurable amounts of sweat. I'd also say a scent of fresh-printed dollar bills, seeing how greedy he always is. Simply put, the most horrible smelling character of them all.

 

[FlaccidSnake]

Smells like gas. I guess he sorta smells like EVA.
Also garlic and money. Dirty money.

 

[Reyairia]

Probably like hot dog farts and Auschwitz.

(bonus points for whoever gets the reference)

 

[Brawleri]

Sweat, iron, fart, garlic. Not bad imo








































XD

 

[fortunArcanum]

Fresh bakery bread.

The scary thing is that I came into this thread planning to write the very same thing.

 

[XERAMPELINAE]

Yes, I was expecting all these responses for Wario. I don't even need to post what I think he smells like since everybody just did.

Day 15 is UP!:

R.O.B

Yay for R.O.B! What does it smell like? Discuss.

(Expect an edit today. No lie.)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

R.O.B. smells like FAILURE!

Seriously though, he smells like plastic from a newly unwrapped present/toy.

 

[Snowstalker]

R.O.B. looks clean and shiny, so he can't smell bad. (N)

 

[icicleblade]

Plastic, or that newly manufactured scent. (N)

 

[Nowaytoeatatater]

I have a R.O.B. in real life.

*sniffs him*

Plastic. (N)

 

[Buci01]

he smells like plastic toy with huge amount of dust, cause noone touched him in 20 years

 

[Andromeda]

R.O.B. smells like plastic and a tad metallic. Neutral.

 

[majora_787]

Fresh bakery bread. lol, but seriously.

R.O.B. smells like luigi did when he was underappreciated and didnt have his own game.
In other words, he smells under appreciated and underrated.

 

[jesterlolz]

Smells like basements, and 80s plastic. (N)

 

[half_silver28]

rob smells like plastic & the basements of the few people who actually own one

 

[Zema]

Smells like oil, plastic and metal...

(STINKS)

 

[Brainiac_man]

He has the smell of an old toy, so... oldness and plastic. (N)

 

[antimatter]

plastic, battery fluid, the tears of fanboys, the stench of pure failure. (s)

 

[Magnacor]

He has that new robot smell.