Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Fate: "That car Cybertronian has had good relationships with others so far.."
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Aya: "...You're quite a violent one..."
Kazumi: Hmmm, what would Niko say here? Ah! Right! The pot meets the kettle!
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-Yeah, plus it sounds like they would have to prepare for the specifics of going to a race-obssessed planet-
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Oriko: "So like a small kingdom then"
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-Yeah, their skills don't preciselt match with theirs...-

Pichu: "(I was a but scated of him, too, at first, hut he turned out to be really nice!)"
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Not as much as you. Or as much as you think.

-Cue the tree branch landing on Aya's head with a cartoonist thud- :V
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-And they only know w few people who typically use fast cars...-
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Kirby: "Dreamland's still a pretty big part of Popstar!"
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-But at the same time, Semiramis is good with animals in general and they do already often go on missions as a group...-

Sothis: "And neither can I."
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Weiss: "Huh?"
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Camilla: "Very often, actually. Almost once a month at least."

Steven: "But I'm not giving up on trying to change her beliefs about humans. She wants to protect nature, which is a good thing, but humans are part of nature, too..."
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-As they walk away from Felicia's cafe, Anne herself turns out to still be confused as she says "Ooh. Man, this is a workout. Explain this holiday to me again?"Sprig answers "It's not a holiday, Anne. It's the annual Blue Moon Shut-In!" while Polly adds "We need the supplies to survive through the night!"-
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SINCE WHEN? THEIR IMPRESSIONS ARE RARELY COMVINCING!

Chrom: "I've rarely seen Micaiah operate so fast..."
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Sothis: "As if I would let you tamper with them." -ready to counteract any hacking-
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Kanna: "She was one... sort of."

Epimenides: I'm listening.
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Zelda: "Not everything is like a novel, Peridot... And right now, we're still dealing with the effects of the Upheaval. Namely, how all the blades in Hyrule have decayed from the Demon King's sheer presence."
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Ingrid: "Oh, these might be dangerous around a sweet tooth."

Pandora: Nah, just willing to do anything for more nice words.

Irisviel: "Then that says a lot about how our combo performs~" -finishing-
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Kuroto: "Of course, soon you'll be able to understand... The genius of a god" -as he said that, he pushed button on the game cartridge he pulled out, and said cartridge yelled out "GOD MAXIMUM MIGHTY X!" as he placed it in the belt... Just as Jenny's missiles hit-
Monika: "...Is that enough?"
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Kazumi: "...She became a pseudo-Witch"

Kanna: There's still the chance that if those girls around our age didn't die then they might come back with that box, and we could take it for ourselves.
Sasa: Heh, hopefully it gives us something useful.

Isabeau: My daughter Corbeau has the unique magic to redirect impuririties and curses from her Soul Gem into others, as well as reflecting pain.
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-Star wonders what are those blades?-
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Kiara: "...They may be" -is a sweet tooth-

Medusa: Oh well, would be good enough.

Star: 'Aw sweet, good as new! Thanks, you two!"

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Be on guard, there's no way they was enough to stop him...
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Pacifica: "She's right. They used some kind of cursed gemstone to turn me into someone I don't even want to describe..."

-Until then, they'vegot to recruit soldiers for Isabeau's army...

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Star: "Wait, every blade? What the heck happened to them? And couldn't blacksmiths and weaponsmiths just make new ones?"
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Hekapoo: "Well, I know someone who'd probably like it..." -Referring to Eclipsa-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palutena: I really do. Think of me more as an innkeeper for the moment.
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Alear: "Wait, you never saw her drink things like this?"

Nel: "Never. And neither have I, for the matter."
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Shez: "Yeah, it really is. Keep it up!"

Sigurd: "Was Kiritsugu a noble mage as well?"
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Byleth: "I'd like to see it whenever possible."

Oriko: Very well -to herself- A divinity that doesn't cares about a mortal residing with her worshipping her? That sounds strange... -to Palutena- Regardless, I'll make sure to pay you back some day.
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Zelestia: "Been sooooooo loooooooong since I had good wine" -hic-
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Jalter: Heheheh, maybe this isn't worthless after all!

Sitonai: "Oh, not at all! He was a mercenary hired to protect Mama"
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Fujino: "I hope it can be soon" "Ah, that doesn't means I want to use them for bad things or anything!"

Pichu: "(I was a but scated of him, too, at first, hut he turned out to be really nice!)"
___

Not as much as you. Or as much as you think.

-Cue the tree branch landing on Aya's head with a cartoonist thud- :V
___

-And they only know w few people who typically use fast cars...-
___

Kirby: "Dreamland's still a pretty big part of Popstar!"
____

-But at the same time, Semiramis is good with animals in general and they do already often go on missions as a group...-

Hayate: "Honestly, he's very cute for a large car robot!"
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-And her falling over while muttering "Ayayayayaya"-
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-Yeah... Though it's also weird to imagine Breakdown being much of a racer with how much of a nervous wreck he is-
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Oriko: "...Dream Land?" That sounds out of a children's program
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-She was once a farmer when very little after all...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Hayate: "Honestly, he's very cute for a large car robot!"
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-And her falling over while muttering "Ayayayayaya"-
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-Yeah... Though it's also weird to imagine Breakdown being much of a racer with how much of a nervous wreck he is-
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Oriko: "...Dream Land?" That sounds out of a children's program
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-She was once a farmer when very little after all...-

Squirtle: "(Cute?)" -Doesn't get that because tiny young Pokémon-
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-Is it enough for a K.O?-
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Steven: (Mayne he didn't participate in the races much? ...Or, maybe...he didn't become so nervous and scared until he got stuck working with the Stunticons...)
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Kirby: "That's the name of the kingdom we live in!"
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-Did her farm have horses?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Irisviel: "Then that says a lot about how our combo performs~" -finishing-
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Kuroto: "Of course, soon you'll be able to understand... The genius of a god" -as he said that, he pushed button on the game cartridge he pulled out, and said cartridge yelled out "GOD MAXIMUM MIGHTY X!" as he placed it in the belt... Just as Jenny's missiles hit-
Monika: "...Is that enough?"
---
Kazumi: "...She became a pseudo-Witch"

Kanna: There's still the chance that if those girls around our age didn't die then they might come back with that box, and we could take it for ourselves.
Sasa: Heh, hopefully it gives us something useful.

Isabeau: My daughter Corbeau has the unique magic to redirect impuririties and curses from her Soul Gem into others, as well as reflecting pain.
---
-Star wonders what are those blades?-
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Kiara: "...They may be" -is a sweet tooth-

Medusa: Oh well, would be good enough.

Star: 'Aw sweet, good as new! Thanks, you two!"

___

Be on guard, there's no way they was enough to stop him...
___

Pacifica: "She's right. They used some kind of cursed gemstone to turn me into someone I don't even want to describe..."

-Until then, they'vegot to recruit soldiers for Isabeau's army...

___

Star: "Wait, every blade? What the heck happened to them? And couldn't blacksmiths and weaponsmiths just make new ones?"
___

Hekapoo: "Well, I know someone who'd probably like it..." -Referring to Eclipsa-

Micaiah: "It was the least I could do. Literally, healing is my specialty."
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Sothis: "I hope not. I want to fight whatever he's trying to transform into." -takes on a boxing stance-
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Kanna: "It was hard to fight you..."

Epimenides: So if she were to wield one of them, she could potentially transform other people into Demonic Beasts... very interesting.
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Zelda: "Other things such as blacksmithing equipment were also affected. In one fell swoop, every blacksmith lost their ability to do their job. And even if they were able to do so, a lot of our higher-end blades come from before the Calamity and those who knew how to forge them perished without passing on their knowledge... Thankfully, Link himself had earned some new abilities and one of them helped him get around the decaying blades, but Hyrule as a whole is still left drastically weakened."

-speaking of, Link and Tamamo left Lover's Pond and now the Hylian was showing off what his new arm did-
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Ingrid: "Oh, I think I know someone as well." -also Eclipsa- "I'm sure the one who so graciously offered this land for us to live in would enjoy them too... but then again, she's not exactly picky about food."

-would that eventually happen?-

Steven: "But I'm not giving up on trying to change her beliefs about humans. She wants to protect nature, which is a good thing, but humans are part of nature, too..."
___

-As they walk away from Felicia's cafe, Anne herself turns out to still be confused as she says "Ooh. Man, this is a workout. Explain this holiday to me again?"Sprig answers "It's not a holiday, Anne. It's the annual Blue Moon Shut-In!" while Polly adds "We need the supplies to survive through the night!"-
___

SINCE WHEN? THEIR IMPRESSIONS ARE RARELY COMVINCING!

Sothis: "Just remember to make it gradual. Stubborn as she is, you won't ever be able to make her opinions reverse in an instant. No matter how hard you try."

-Steven and Connie think that's actually wise advice?-

Sothis: "And before you bring it up, the reason she helped Pit in his fight against Hades back in her world was because, as much as she hates humans, she hated Hades more and was disgusted at the realization that any attempt at killing humans would lead to him harvesting the souls for his own gain."
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Weiss: "Oh... I see..."
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Hinoka: "They've gotten better, finding fake pointed ears for Illya to wear, a few spells to change their eye colors and while this was never planned, Illya did get a summer-like form where... let's just say the biggest difference isn't so obvious anymore." -referring to the appetite-

Camilla: "At this point, the only giveaway Kanna refusing to transform. They've gotten quite good at this."

Oriko: Very well -to herself- A divinity that doesn't cares about a mortal residing with her worshipping her? That sounds strange... -to Palutena- Regardless, I'll make sure to pay you back some day.
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Zelestia: "Been sooooooo loooooooong since I had good wine" -hic-
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Jalter: Heheheh, maybe this isn't worthless after all!

Sitonai: "Oh, not at all! He was a mercenary hired to protect Mama"
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Fujino: "I hope it can be soon" "Ah, that doesn't means I want to use them for bad things or anything!"

Palutena: In the meantime, make yourself at home.
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Nel: "...But then again, I didn't see her for her entire life. Maybe she'd had some before metting my world's Lumera?"
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-it might even be cool!-

Sigurd: "A mere commoner falling for a noble and having a child together. A rather sweet tale, if you ask me."
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Byleth: "I believe you."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palutena: In the meantime, make yourself at home.
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Nel: "...But then again, I didn't see her for her entire life. Maybe she'd had some before metting my world's Lumera?"
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-it might even be cool!-

Sigurd: "A mere commoner falling for a noble and having a child together. A rather sweet tale, if you ask me."
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Byleth: "I believe you."

Oriko: If you insist, then... -to herself- I have to remain vigilant, after all no matter how strong I could become, an acyual deity could destroy me at any second
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-Though at least she seems like a harmless drunk, just more clingy than she already is-
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-Indeed, certainly cooler than whatever Jeanne or Tart can come up with, she's sure!-

Sitonai: "Hm, Mama told me it all started when he saved from some wulves!"
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Fujino: "Thank you"
Homura: She really knows how to speak to noble-like folk...

Squirtle: "(Cute?)" -Doesn't get that because tiny young Pokémon-
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-Is it enough for a K.O?-
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Steven: (Mayne he didn't participate in the races much? ...Or, maybe...he didn't become so nervous and scared until he got stuck working with the Stunticons...)
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Kirby: "That's the name of the kingdom we live in!"
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-Did her farm have horses?-

Hayate: "Well, the round way he is shaped, the yellow color, the car he turns into, it's kinda cute!"
Nanoha: "Hmmm... Well, when you put it that way..."
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-Undyne's strong enough for that so yeah-
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-...It would be really telling of how his time with them went if it was the latter-
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Oriko: "I see. Are others inhabitants like you?"
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-I dunno, probably-

Star: 'Aw sweet, good as new! Thanks, you two!"

___

Be on guard, there's no way they was enough to stop him...
___

Pacifica: "She's right. They used some kind of cursed gemstone to turn me into someone I don't even want to describe..."

-Until then, they'vegot to recruit soldiers for Isabeau's army...

___

Star: "Wait, every blade? What the heck happened to them? And couldn't blacksmiths and weaponsmiths just make new ones?"
___

Hekapoo: "Well, I know someone who'd probably like it..." -Referring to Eclipsa-

Micaiah: "It was the least I could do. Literally, healing is my specialty."
---
Sothis: "I hope not. I want to fight whatever he's trying to transform into." -takes on a boxing stance-
---
Kanna: "It was hard to fight you..."

Epimenides: So if she were to wield one of them, she could potentially transform other people into Demonic Beasts... very interesting.
---
Zelda: "Other things such as blacksmithing equipment were also affected. In one fell swoop, every blacksmith lost their ability to do their job. And even if they were able to do so, a lot of our higher-end blades come from before the Calamity and those who knew how to forge them perished without passing on their knowledge... Thankfully, Link himself had earned some new abilities and one of them helped him get around the decaying blades, but Hyrule as a whole is still left drastically weakened."

-speaking of, Link and Tamamo left Lover's Pond and now the Hylian was showing off what his new arm did-
---
Ingrid: "Oh, I think I know someone as well." -also Eclipsa- "I'm sure the one who so graciously offered this land for us to live in would enjoy them too... but then again, she's not exactly picky about food."

-would that eventually happen?-

Irisviel: "I'm glad to see you're up and ready to go"
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-And indeed, Kuroto came out hovering from the smoke unscathed, with the belt on, and place the cartridge inside the belt, but not before saying...-
Kuroto: "Grade Billion... Transform"
-And thus... This happens-

MAXIMUM GASHAT! LEEEEEVEL MAAAAAAX~!
FUUUUMEEEETSUUUU! (IIIIImmooooortalityyyyy!)
SAIJYOUKYUU NO KAMI NO SAINOU! (Ultimate Knowledge of God!)
KUROTO DAN~!
KUROTO DAN~!
GOD MAXIMUUUM, X~!
-And thus, Kuroto transformed into what seemed to be a black and purple palette swap of Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, the form that Poppy's friend Emu has, not before being encased by a much bulkier powersuit-like armor-

Monika: "...So, that's Kamen Rider Genm"
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Kazumi: "We had to defeat her first, but we also don't want anyone else to go through the same"

-Indeed, so the five start looking for girls their age range around Los Angeles-

Isabeau: It's possible. We wouldn't know until we see if she could wield them.
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Tamamo: "So you can transmutate stuff together?"
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Kiara: "We speak of Lady Lilith in that regard, right? I have yet to speak much to her"

-Eresh is losing it for the moment at least-