Taunt Comments?

[WolfCypher]

So, has this thread been done before?

Anyway, online, what are your taunt comments? Post them here.

"I wish you All Dead!"
"Vanish in the wind!"
"Ah, Broken Time."
"You have no bravery"

 

[RedMage8BT]

^ Over Here!
< GET TURNIP'D
> IDIOT
v Come and get me!

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Ikimasho!!

 

[crosser43]

^Censored
<Censored
>Censored
V Censored

 

[Hydra.]

Mine are-

Wrong Charater!
Cheap!!
Nice one! (Or something like that)
then something like-- I just pwnd you

 

[The Original Yosh]

One of mine is "Watch Me!" and I think the second one I have is "Your Dead. Ha Ha Ha."
I really don't play online that much.

 

[Kitamerby]

^ (Left blank)
< D:
> :D
V (Left blank)

Really, I don't like messing with them too much. It sometimes ruins the mood that some of the taunts make (such as with voices, etc.)

That and simply standing still after a KO is the ultimate taunt...

And there's the whole (I didn't realize the taunts could be more than five characters until a week ago) shtick...

 

[Dlt]

Gentlemen.
King and country.
Delicious feet!
(arrows)up up down down left right left right B A.

 

[MarthTrinity]

^Okay!
>La la la la la la!
V Wah ha hah hah!
< Soko da!

 

[DRaGZ]

^ Polish your knob?
< Ya'll better...
> RECOGNIZE!
v A/S/L?

Mine are the best.

 

[ViciousL337]

^ = You're too slow!
< = You're too slow!
> = You're too slow!
V = You're WAY too slow!

 

[lycrof]

Mahogany (inside joke)
Lightning bolt
sleep
Derka Derka Jihad

 

[Darkslash]

^GG NOOB
>Waste of time
<lolz noob
vsoisoisoisoisoi

 

[InvincibleAgent]

Ftw!
Lols!
...
Qft.

Except in all caps. SWF gets rid of all caps.

 

[Sean²]

BALLS OF STEEL

 

[Duker]

^HHHRRRRRGHHHMM!!
< Prepare yourself!
>Prepare yourself!
V IFightForMyFriends |OR| Hmpf!

Lol, the same thing he says/sounds while doing it.

 

[Lib3r4t3]

^Nice One!
<I gotta go after this

Others are left blank.

 

[Tristan_win]

Best comment of all

No_Johns

~ The thread is over

 

[EternalCrusade]

"learn to wavedash!"
"MK is overpowered" (I use MK, so I can bash him if I want, I dont really think he is)
"Its over 9000!"
"I fight for money" (Inside joke, I only use this when I play as Ike because he says 'I fight for my friends')

 

[PitMasta]

lolol, i'll just give you my friends!

^ Suck my Balls
< Boobs
Down : Suck it dry


I know they are bad, but they are hilarious!

 

[Dark Crimson]

"I can wavedash"
"I use the wiimote"
"wat"
">_>;"

 

[Jiggy37]

"Spin,spin? Win, win!" - Used mostly for R.O.B.'s ubertastic down smash, but it can somewhat apply to the down smashes of Pikachu and Ice Climbers, along with some other things like Meta Knight's neutral air, Link's up special, and a whole mess of stuff done by Pit. Sadly doesn't work for Peach's down smash anymore, and other things like Luigi's tornado, Ice Climbers' side special, and Mario's down air don't KO. Occasionally stuff like Falco's forward air and Ness' neutral air also work.


"Tired of spam yet?" - I tend to pull this one when using Link, Pikachu, Toon Link, Pit, Diddy Kong, King Dedede, R.O.B., or Wolf. I actually don't know how to effectively spam projectiles with Ness and Lucas, but if I did, I guess they'd have it too.

 

[Yukiwarashi]

^ Exactly as planned! X)
< Objection!
> You okay?! BUSTERWOLF
V .........?!

 

[OmegaXXII]

hey n00b, behind you!!
>POW!!!!
^ GIGA PWNS ALL!!
< how boring, yawn (usually do this one while standing, beside a complete n00b)

 

[Cirus]

Dodge
Duck
Dip
Dive

 

[Time2Brawl]

^
holy crap <
mistake >
v

I remember screwing around with Luigi at one point and his taunt reminded me of the McRoll video. So I would have his ^ be "korika!". It got old quickly and I ditched it.

 

[Cheesedork]

^ Oh, SNAP!
>OMG, HAX!
<What now, b*tch?
v lulz

 

[omfgomfg]

^ Good Game.
< Hmph.
> Be right back.
V Fix the lag!

 

[Firus]

^ ...wow.
< EPIC WIN!
> YOU MUST RECOVER!
V EPIC FAILURE.

 

[Mr. Escalator]

^ I'm Noob X D
< You Idoit
> Weedle . Jpg
V My Love:

 

[Listerine]

^ PHAILED.
< You Fool, GTFO!
> Good Game.
v GGGGAAAAHHHH