The Neverending Story 3

[King Genius XIII]

...the golden monkey killed him easily because of his retardedness. Thus ended the short-lived adventures of the flying Adam Sandler. Then, earth blew up again. Then Hitmonchan said "Oh bother!". Then...

 

[Link_in_park]

Killed himself for being born a pokemon in the first place. all the other pokemon...

 

[Rock Man X]

....decided to join in and create a mass suicide for all the pokemon. This made the pokemon race become an endangered species. The few sane pkemon that were left decided to....

 

[nox_15]

... kill all the Digimon since they considered them as a cheap copy, but then the magic fat fairy decided it was a bad thing to do so she cutted all of their heads then the Digimons...

 

[Link_in_park]

Then Mad_bLaSt went Mad noticeing he incorrectly pronounced Cut and said cutted instead, so he went on a phyco killing spree, until...

 

[Rock Man X]

....a hero emerged. That hero was Link, and, oh? What's this? He has the Four Sword! Link used the Four Sword to split into four copies to take down the rampaging MaD_bLaSt. The four Links....

 

[Lord Nic]

......the four Links were easily beating MaD_bLaSt until he used ultimate attack the Mad Blast which killed all but 1 of the Links then MaD_bLaSt was about to kill him but then he got kicked in the face by....

 

[shadowhuntr000]

...Jackie Chan, who said "Wanna see Rush Hour 2 for the 5,237th time with me?" The last link decided to...

 

[nox_15]

... help MaD_bLaSt and they kicked Jackie Chan's ***. Then MaD_bLaSt apologized for not having a very good english (just remember its not my natural language) and then he became evil and tryed to kill Link, but...

 

[UnKnown X]

... UX (UnKnown X) came and helped MaD_bLaSt...

 

[Link_in_park]

Until I, a person who knows right from wrong very well, deceided to stop them from killing everyone with the help of Nintendo, as they brought their video caracters all to life to back me up!

 

[Kit Fox]

and then the old game characters rejoice and chrowned Kit Fox the King of Video Games!

 

[Link_in_park]

And I, Betraded by the Nintendo Characters, Go off to destroy UX and MB myself!

 

[Rock Man X]

Link began yet another journey to destroy the evil in the land caused by Kit Fox, MaD_bLaSt, and Unknown X. His goal was to infiltrate their evil fortress that I'd like to call, The Fortess of Evil. Link quested and quested until he......

 

[Lord Nic]

met a disfigured male country singer. He tagged along on Links journey singing crappy song country songs until one of the songs caused something crazy to happen.

 

[Link_in_park]

Then I finnaly Decieded that his music was far more evil then UX and MB will ever be so thus... I'm forced to kick his ***! he puts up a good fight hurting my ears REALLY BADLY: Until he discoverd the power of! ( Drum Roll please ) EAR MUFFS! then I kicked his evil music out of the world for ever... but then I continued on my journy to stop KF, UX, and MB!!!

 

[logan]

Then I sent my army of aliens to destroy Link_In_Park once and for all!Mwahahaha!

 

[Link_in_park]

So then I turned into super Link_in_Park ( Alot like a super saiyan ) then I stared to kick all thier ***es until I came down to WAOT then he wouldn't stop laughing he didn't even notice I was there so I shut him up and threw him out of his space ship ( Still Laughing ) to use it as a transport!

 

[logan]

As I was floating in space I suddenley blew up and was recarnated into an evil monkey that was plotting against the Earth!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Then King Genius XIII came and reminded me that the earth no longer existed because it had blown up, and I suffocated to death. And he laughed an evil laughter to himself! MUAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HA!

 

[Meowth]

But then Captain Picard came and said...

 

[Rock Man X]

"BOLOGNA!" After he said that he went to the Land of many Lands where he chose to.....

 

[Kit Fox]

to master...um I mean to kill to the Borg!

 

[Lord Nic]

he quickly found Borg and stabbed him in the knee in with a fork.

 

[King Genius XIII]

And then many Borgs attacked him. But he was rescued by Marvin the Paranoid Android, who made them so deppressed they killed themselves. Then Picard thnaked marvin and gave him a...

 

[ECVlion]

Ok the caps problem is fixed. Anyway...

...magic sword!!! This sword killed all the borgs when a zombie...

 

[Lord Nic]

when a zombie jumped out of one of the dead borgs and ran to the nearest city and began eating people and almost took over the world.

 

[2quick4U]

But then link the hero of time arived to save the

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

World, but was unfortunately infected by these zombies which in turn lead to..

 

[spartacus751]

being stabbed by a pack of knife welding monkeys, but

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Since link is such cool guy, he wasnt affected by the monkeys, but then..

 

[spartacus751]

he got eaten alive by badger, who were eaten by the monkeys, but

 

[Lord Nic]

everyone forgot about the zombies that were still alive and then emrged with the monkeys, infecting them making a race of super zombie chimps but DK appeared and tryed to kill them but got infected and became the most powerful thing to ever live.

 

[2quick4U]

ganon arived to compete and they

 

[spartacus751]

all get killed by flammable pandas, except...

 

[Mic_128]

The kangaroos which then lulled everyone into a false sense of security as they later went and.....

 

[Lord Nic]

they went to the local super market to collect canned goods and guy some Frogurt, but no-one wanted to share it so they decided to have a 'Race around the World' and the winner gets tons of Frogurt and so the race began.

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

But before the race began a bright light appeared on the horizan, and guess who it turned out to be....

 

[ECVlion]

It turned out to be the monster under your bed!

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[Meowth]

It made a snarling noise until...