Tips vs. Bowser?

[residentevilrulz]

What mystery Boozer? I apoligize to those of you on here that I unintentionally may have offended. Like Kevin M. I just really can't see why you think that's not cheap. My whole point is BOWSER CAN'T GET OUT OF IT! NOT EVEN IF HE DI'S! Anyhow.. I don't see why you all talk about Bowser like he sucks so bad. He's just a lot more difficult to get good with. But given the time necessary, I think a good bowser stands a chance against a good sheik. And vice versa. She's relatively light, and if you knock her off, just master the edge gaurding. That's all. But she's fast as hell and can combo him. So those 2 things cancel each other out. Oh well.. I hope I'm making sense to at least someone.

 

[KevinM]

What mystery Boozer? I apoligize to those of you on here that I unintentionally may have offended. Like Kevin M. I just really can't see why you think that's not cheap. My whole point is BOWSER CAN'T GET OUT OF IT! NOT EVEN IF HE DI'S! Anyhow.. I don't see why you all talk about Bowser like he sucks so bad. He's just a lot more difficult to get good with. But given the time necessary, I think a good bowser stands a chance against a good sheik. And vice versa. She's relatively light, and if you knock her off, just master the edge gaurding. That's all. But she's fast as hell and can combo him. So those 2 things cancel each other out. Oh well.. I hope I'm making sense to at least someone.

Seriously, have you ever played before?

Ok... you're really just posting garbage no so again stop posting..

Lets break this apart.

You haven't offended me by posting ********, you just make a fool of yourself.

You have to deal with Chaingrabbing, get over it and start techchasing your D-throw its as close as you got as bowser.

Everyone here including me and Gimpy say bowser sucks because BOWSER SUCKS!

Sheik ***** Bowser
Bowser doesn't even ask for consent from Sheik cause thats already a no

So again.. Stop posting

 

[HideousBeing]

What mystery Boozer? I apoligize to those of you on here that I unintentionally may have offended. Like Kevin M. I just really can't see why you think that's not cheap. My whole point is BOWSER CAN'T GET OUT OF IT! NOT EVEN IF HE DI'S! Anyhow.. I don't see why you all talk about Bowser like he sucks so bad. He's just a lot more difficult to get good with. But given the time necessary, I think a good bowser stands a chance against a good sheik. And vice versa. She's relatively light, and if you knock her off, just master the edge gaurding. That's all. But she's fast as hell and can combo him. So those 2 things cancel each other out. Oh well.. I hope I'm making sense to at least someone.

Keep up that naive, scrub attitude, and people will LOVE to make MM's with you. At your next smashfest, players whisper, "Hey man, you should go play that kid over there! He thinks chaingrabbing is cheap and that you can't get out of it. You'll ride over him, so up the stakes! He also seems to think that the game is completely balanced and all characters have equal chances against each other in the hands of pro players! Mmmmfff...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kevin, didn't we reprimand another scrub in the Bowser boards like this not long ago? Deja vu, seriously.

 

[darE::to::Dream]

KevinM, I wish I were half as cool as you. Then I'd have a pink name and a special title under it. But no, I'm just a Smash Journeyman like a thousand other random people on these boards.

However, you mixed something up here:
"Bowser doesn't even ask for consent from Sheik cause thats already a no"
It's supposed to be Sheik asking for consent from Bowser, I think...

 

[KevinM]

No

Sheik just ***** bowser

Bowser would ask for consent if this match-up was like 9-1, but its a good all 10-0 in sheiks favor..

So if bowser asked for consent, the chances of it being a yes are directly proportional to residentevilrulz winning a tournament against people with two hands.

So he doesn't bother

Yea HB.. and i owned them there too

They love trying to act like they know something

 

[darE::to::Dream]

No, but see, usually the person asks for consent, and he/she doesn't ask, then he/she becomes the raper and goes on to **** the rapee. So Sheik doesn't bother asking for consent, therefore ****** Bowser.

I think.

 

[Gimpyfish62]

@ several people in this topic

dont be dumb

 

[KevinM]

No but your assuming that bowser touches sheik..

He kinda just like sits in the other corner of the room wishing he could combo and stuff..

I mean like I see your confusion

But trust me, i'm right

 

[Speedsk8er]

 

[Aesir]

Lol you all use sheik, you can't ***** about cheap ****. You forfeited that right a when you pressed and held A after the stage was chose.

 

[darE::to::Dream]

None of us are *****ing about cheap ****. We're just asking the Bowser player over on the other page to stop denouncing them.

 

[Zhilo]

As a bowser main, sheiks make me cry. Must your god**** legs be so long? I can sort of live with the Fair and sometimes sheick gets bored of chaintrowing me to 300% and tries to mix it up. But their tilts destroy me!, the make me wish I could also use down b and transform into... uh... gigabowser, or donkey kong, or anything else!

Did you use tilts?, also, dashattacking twice or more in a row, is just asking for pain to happen.

 

[Aesir]

None of us are *****ing about cheap ****. We're just asking the Bowser player over on the other page to stop denouncing them.

I don't care, my point is still valid. >.>;

 

[execute]

LOL at that cat picture where it's going to town on the yarn. And BTW it would seem this MM never happened seeing as how the sheik player avoids telling who was playing the bowser over and over and over again.

 

[KevinM]

None of us are *****ing about cheap ****. We're just asking the Bowser player over on the other page to stop denouncing them.

We don't want him, don't associate him with us

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

LOL at that cat picture where it's going to town on the yarn. And BTW it would seem this MM never happened seeing as how the sheik player avoids telling who was playing the bowser over and over and over again.

It's because he lost to Kevin M, and is embarrassed..

j/k

 

[C@sH Mooney]

hmmm... i guess no ftilt into fair for you, or combo of any kind, meaning you are the worst sheik player in the universe.

OWND!!!

by teh King of Boozers xD

 

[mood4food77]

CASH MOONEY!!!!

you suck XD, you cannot even match gimpy's cuteness with boozer

 

[C@sH Mooney]

you cannot even match gimpy's cuteness with boozer

****...i guess ur right on that part....

 

[Plairnkk]

bowser ***** sheik its jsut there are no good bowsers alive

...yep, truth.

 

[Gimpyfish62]

you bettah have that $100 bill waitin for me plairnkk ;P

 

[bluerain]

What did he do to counter your Shiek? I'd like know, as I might be able to learn from your mistakes. I've never encountered a good Bowser before, and information from this thread might be the only I have to bring with me if I ever face a great Bowser.

I'm very surprised that you lost: It must have been a great Bowser and (no offense) your Shiek must not be entirely up to par. Shiek vs. Bowser tends to be a no-brainer. While it is a good idea to stay safe and not use laggy moves, against the average Bowser, you'll pull so far ahead without even trying that you can go ahead and cheese it.

I disagree with the suggestions here. Bowser takes damage like a baby, and playing a turtle Shiek with only safe moves sounds like it would be more of a blessing to the great Bowser player. Using non-laggy moves is a great idea, but you guys make it sound like so you won't get hit. When you're playing against Bowser, whose only fast attacks that don't telegraph themselves are NAir, UpB, and just plain old A button. You want to play agressive, like beating a toddler senseless.

Gimpy, I'd seriously love to know what you do against Shiek players. I've probably already said something that sounds completely inane to you, because I'm ignorant of how a great Bowser is played. Please inform me.


Pay the scrub no mind. Let him suck at the actually game because he can't get over his own home-made version of the game.

 

[KevinM]

Ok, sounds good

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

Well, he did say that he was against being cheap. So let's just say his Sheik isn't up to par...

 

[Gimpyfish62]

i'll try and record some vs a sheik but if i do well everyone will just go "that sheik suckz el oh el oh el oh el" even though the only people's sheik's i'd be playing have good sheiks lol

 

[SPAWN]

There's nothing wrong with losing to a Boozer.

I lost to TheReflexWonder's Boozer.

 

[Fefnir Cerveau]

There's nothing wrong with losing to a Boozer.

I lost to TheReflexWonder's Boozer.

Unless you're sheik. =)

 

[Eaode]

This thread is made of ROFLWOFFLES.


Lol @ chaingrabbing being cheap. Its a MM ***** play to win

 

[Plairnkk]

i'll try and record some vs a sheik but if i do well everyone will just go "that sheik suckz el oh el oh el oh el" even though the only people's sheik's i'd be playing have good sheiks lol

really because i was pretty sure washington didnt have any good sheiks el oh el oh el oh el

 

[Gimpyfish62]

i get it, we've never once put up any sheik match from washington excpet for a non power ranked player of ours

silent wolf has a really good sheik, so does ka-master

 

[SPAWN]

Dang, you guys found me out. T_T

 

[Tichinde925]

Pic of proof that Shieks 5-0s Bowsers!
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[Gimpyfish62]

inaccurate charts are proof?

hmmm...

 

[Laijin]

Pic of proof that Shieks 5-0s Bowsers!
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That chart is based on Phanna's personal opinion of character match ups and do not reflect player skills or anything like that.

 

[Roman.]

I wonder how much money that bowser won? If I was playing a MM against a bowser, I'd probobly wager my life and my family. Why not even give the bowser 100-1 odds.

Actually, I'd feel kinda bad losing to a bowser unless, of course, his name is gimpyfish or kevinm. Even then though, I'd probobly give up using shiek, and maybe give up on life all together. I just don't get how you lose a MM with shiek vs a bowser.

The only excuse I can think of is that you sneezed everytime you spawned and ended up teleporting off screen....I wanna shake that bowsers hand and slap you.

Don't take me seriously though, I don't want a knock on my door and see a fat guy with really bad acne threatening my life with a home made gravity gun, and his mom is calling him to get back into the car. - Run on sentence? Tense confusing? (past, present, future) Yes? No? Maybe so? Get an english teacher in here please.

It happens.

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

LOL, I could list plenty more Bowsers than just Gimpy or KevinM that you'd almost definitely lose to. Many of which would probably money match you too, after you said that. Sorry, buddy...

 

[SPAWN]

*Cough cough Yoyo* Bowser is broken. On FoD you can't cg him because of the moving platforms. How else are you supposed to win? /uses 17 tilts in a row >fair

 

[KevinM]

Well like

I could mention

Me, Gimpy, Arash, Reflex, 2 Percent, Gojira, Yo-Yo, Caotic and MagnuM

@ Emmy- No you can't silly noone plays bowser

but apparently most of us Bowser Mains are broke..

 

[Nike.]

Lol you all use sheik, you can't ***** about cheap ****. You forfeited that right a when you pressed and held A after the stage was chose.

my vote for best said quote on smashboards!



hey that ryhmed