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What are you most excited about for E3?

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Mythra

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Guess I'll just be lazy too and pick

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Noipoi said:
ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?
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Alright, answer is simple. Walk up to each bear, and ask them to blink twice if they see something, like maybe me holding up three fingers, that isn't there. The liar will of course blink twice, while the honest one won't. I can't understand their language, but they can understand mine, so this should work. I can't walk past them of course, but you only asked how I figure out heaven.
 
Noipoi

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Raxxel said:
Alright, answer is simple. Walk up to each bear, and ask them to blink twice if they see something, like maybe me holding up three fingers, that isn't there. The liar will of course blink twice, while the honest one won't. I can't understand their language, but they can understand mine, so this should work. I can't walk past them of course, but you only asked how I figure out heaven.
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I like this answer

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Welcome to Heaven
 
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Noipoi

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Raxxel said:
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
 
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I have a riddle.

Your friend is about to get ran over by a car in less than a second, and your friend can not move. They are stuck to the ground in tar.

Then, the friend does get saved within a flash. However, the world goes back to the past. The two people are near a flag.

The owner of their universe is now grateful that the friend never got ran over by the car.

How did the friend get saved?
 
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ShinyLegendary said:
I have a riddle.

Your friend is about to get ran over a car in a second, and your friend can not move. They are stuck to the ground in tar.

Then, the friend does get saved within a flash. However, the world goes within a flash.

The owner of their universe is now grateful that the friend never got ran over the car.

How did the friend get saved?
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Black magic ****ery.
 
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