Kink-Link5
Smash Hero

Greetings, human fil-
I uh...
I mean,

Humble residence of the Human world! I am the Nature Goddess, Viridi! (You might recognize me from such creations as the flipping Earth you guys keep ruining!)
As you might know, there's this Super Bash Sisters game coming up, and I want in on this action! I never got a chance to show my real power in my last game, and I think the Goddess of Nature deserves a little more, myself!
So, I stumbled upon this little village of "Sumash-Bordess" in hopes of gathering support from the fine Earth people here! (And don't be stingy with the love!)
So, if you'd be so kind as to-
hey what the heck is this thing?

Ohhh, you're that Kirby thing right? Hey, so I heard you can eat like a blackhole, or something. Well you'd better watch that appetite! If I catch you snacking on my all-organic gifts to this world I'm going to have to-
-Eh?
What are you...?
Wha-!? AHHH!
