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Why Is Wario Not More Popular?

Doctor Destructo

Smash Journeyman
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Mar 4, 2008
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New York
Every character in this game is easy to pick up... doing well with them is another story.
I dunno, I tried picking up a few other characters but I couldn't understand how they worked.

Like Fox, his motorcycle is way too fast, not to mention invisible. And it breaks down after a second of riding it! What good is a motorcycle that lasts for one second?
 

Popertop

Smash Champion
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Houston (Clear Lake)
I dunno, I tried picking up a few other characters but I couldn't understand how they worked.

Like Fox, his motorcycle is way too fast, not to mention invisible. And it breaks down after a second of riding it! What good is a motorcycle that lasts for one second?
Massive LAWL @ applying Wario physics to every character in the game...

DK: His corkscrew is too good, his bike doesn't make any sense except that it spikes them, and his bite is all wrong.

MK: His corkscrew can fly? WTF! So broken!

Luigi: What's wrong with all these corkscrews?!!?!?
 

PhantomX

WarioMan
BRoomer
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Round Rock, Texas
Wario... gross? That's absolutely preposterous!

I mean... look at this guy... he is the epitome of sexiness and good looks (and his bro ain't bad either)!

 

PhantomX

WarioMan
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Found it on deviant art (I could refind the link, if needed) ... if I find someone willing Ima make it into a set for this site XD

But yes... it's so sexy.
 

Veggi

Smash Champion
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I'm gonna wreck it! (Fort Myers)
I dunno, I tried picking up a few other characters but I couldn't understand how they worked.

Like Fox, his motorcycle is way too fast, not to mention invisible. And it breaks down after a second of riding it! What good is a motorcycle that lasts for one second?
I'm suprised I didn't read this until now, but it's going in my signature for sure.
 

TheTomNookster

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Jun 19, 2008
Messages
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He's fat, he farts, not your typical main.
I personally think he's funny, all his animations are stiff and humorous.
I agree with you here. The first reason I started using Wario in the beginning was because of his humor. I'm glad he turned out to be powerful.
 

Sean²

Smash Capitalist
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Mar 28, 2008
Messages
1,657
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I can't stand him. He was better when he was just greedy, rather than a complete slob.
 
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