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Why Marth Is Like Harvey Dent

J-Money

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He was melees white knight. But brawl burned his face bad and and left him with half the sword range like half of harvey's face. Ken is gone and brawl needs a hero. Evildoers like snake and metaknight are wreaking havoc on brawl tournaments. It might be too late to save Marth but who will step up to save brawl?
 

DarkRunner00

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This comparison is awful...

I'm a Batman fan, and a Marth main (who really plays Snake and Marth for kicks)
and Harvey Dent is a great character, and an evil villain

Marth is queer queen. Marth is the dark knight... in the words of the new movie:

"You can't make it too easy" ~Bruce Wayne to Lucius Fox

Marth got a new batsuit, which has its flaws as Batman gets a new suit which makes it easier to shoot through, but he's...

ENOUGH...

this was a bad comparison...

Marth kicks *** and needs no hero, he is a swordsman who is sexier than anyone in the Brawl Roster
He is sexier than the ruggerdsnake or the over sexxed ZZS. His Dancing Blade is sexier than...

ENOUGH...
 

Beetle Juice

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maybe marth will win more tournaments if he finelly decide to take that tiara off and come to think of it:

Snake>Marth

Man>Wuss

Rugged>Queer

Cigar>Tiara

enough said
 

DarkRunner00

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maybe marth will win more tournaments if he finelly decide to take that tiara off and come to think of it:

Snake>Marth

Man>Wuss

Rugged>Queer

Cigar>Tiara

enough said
Quite Frankly, Marth is no Wuss...

Snake>Marth, because in general Snake>Everyone

Cigar = Cancer

Tiara = Being Mocked

Cancer = Death

Being Mocked > Death

Cigar = old and unpawnable

Tiara = old but pawnable and worth some dough
 

adumbrodeus

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maybe marth will win more tournaments if he finelly decide to take that tiara off and come to think of it:

Snake>Marth

Man>Wuss

Rugged>Queer

Cigar>Tiara

enough said
When he takes off the tiara, the world is gonna end...

Don't you know, it suppresses his overwhelming manliness, without it, the explosion of manliness will eradicate all life on the world!
 

jinofcoolnes

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This comparison is awful...

I'm a Batman fan, and a Marth main (who really plays Snake and Marth for kicks)
and Harvey Dent is a great character, and an evil villain

Marth is queer queen. Marth is the dark knight... in the words of the new movie:

"You can't make it too easy" ~Bruce Wayne to Lucius Fox

Marth got a new batsuit, which has its flaws as Batman gets a new suit which makes it easier to shoot through, but he's...

ENOUGH...

this was a bad comparison...

Marth kicks *** and needs no hero, he is a swordsman who is sexier than anyone in the Brawl Roster
He is sexier than the ruggerdsnake or the over sexxed ZZS. His Dancing Blade is sexier than...

ENOUGH...
Why so serious?
 

Peregrinus Falconidae

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I must say again: Why so serious?
As they said in Batman: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to be a villain"
You could then interpret Marth two ways: 1) That he died a hero in Brawl and this is another incarnation of Marth, but not the hero, all powerful one we remember; or 2) That Marth has outlived his hero status and has now become a weak villain. Either way, he still has some of the original Marth's strength.
 

ixdnL

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What a great movie it was. Amazing even.

But dude, spoilers much?
 

3xSwords

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maybe marth will win more tournaments if he finelly decide to take that tiara off and come to think of it:

Snake>Marth

Man>Wuss

Rugged>Queer

Cigar>Tiara

enough said
whenever I think of snake all I see is the naruto rendan (apparently sakurai was a fan of naruto too)

because if you take a look at the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQGh8QxJ34g
the combo consists of second hit f-tilt>u-tilt>fair spike with the heel.

Two of snake's most overused moves were based off naruto therefore
snake=fail
thus even though
Marth=queer
queer>fail
therefore Marth>snake

/full of lulz

That being said I loved the dark knight, I love both Marth and Snake and yes naruto still fails.

Btw SASUKE GETS A JEW EYE
OROCHIMARU DIES
SAKURA STILL CANT DO ****
BLAH BLAH BLAH
etc etc

Just continuing the trend Shaya
 

jinofcoolnes

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whenever I think of snake all I see is the naruto rendan (apparently sakurai was a fan of naruto too)

because if you take a look at the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQGh8QxJ34g
the combo consists of second hit f-tilt>u-tilt>fair spike with the heel.

Two of snake's most overused moves were based off naruto therefore
snake=fail
thus even though
Marth=queer
queer>fail
therefore Marth>snake

/full of lulz

That being said I loved the dark knight, I love both Marth and Snake and yes naruto still fails.

Btw SASUKE GETS A JEW EYE
OROCHIMARU DIES
SAKURA STILL CANT DO ****
BLAH BLAH BLAH
etc etc

Just continuing the trend Shaya


?????????MINDGAMED?
 

IDK

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i agree. but i must say that that sounded like an introduction to a movie commercial that started with "in a world..."
 

Darxmarth23

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hmm.

i really dont think marth is all that bad.he just changed.everybody plays in a diffent way.change might be good.


BUT I STILL LIKE MELEES MARTH MORE.(and when i he going to lose that tiara?)

and he not like harvey dent.
 

jinofcoolnes

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i really dont think marth is all that bad.he just changed.everybody plays in a diffent way.change might be good.


BUT I STILL LIKE MELEES MARTH MORE.(and when i he going to lose that tiara?)

and he not like harvey dent.
It's his dead sister's so he keeps it on for her memory,which well make's it more weird in a way....
 

pepin

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ok if harvey dent is marth becouse he has changed and snake is batman becouse he beats the crap out of everyone then sakurai must be the joker since he created marth and dedede is the peenguin becouse he is a penguin and he is fat then wario should be the scarecrow since he uses gases as a weapon and fox is ra's al ghul since he beats the crap out of everyone and the chapulin colorado would be falco since he is gonna save us when our hero is gone then let me just ask you: who the hell is rachel daws?
 

Dopey

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"Don't you know, it suppresses his overwhelming manliness, without it, the explosion of manliness will eradicate all life on the world!"

so then...wouldnt marth be Broly ?

"i am batman"

SNL is too good!
 

Renufus

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let me just ask you: who the hell is rachel daws?
Captain Falcon, obviously. The great hero of melee just like Dawes tasers Scarecrow in the face in Batman Begins (by the way, lamest ending ever) but stripped of everything in brawl just like Rachel gets blown up in Dark Knight.

By the way, if you don't already know that Rachel Dawes dies in a bomb blast set up by the Joker, don't read the above post. :)
 

jinofcoolnes

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Captain Falcon, obviously. The great hero of melee just like Dawes tasers Scarecrow in the face in Batman Begins (by the way, lamest ending ever) but stripped of everything in brawl just like Rachel gets blown up in Dark Knight.

By the way, if you don't already know that Rachel Dawes dies in a bomb blast set up by the Joker, don't read the above post. :)
QFT.

10char
 

¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯

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In the words of the great ike is solid: "I like potatoes." But on a more serious note, that Batman movie was amazing I loved it. My friend saw it 3 times in the first weekend. Tee Hee Hee. I say Mr. Freeze is Ice Climbers.
 

Shaya

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Mr Freeze is Arny, and Arny only.

Arny should have been in Brawl.

Anyone who attempts to be FREEZE who isn't manly like Arny shall DIE.

protip: No one is as manly as the governor of California.
 

Bouse

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Link = Batman (grapplez! and gadgets!)
Marth = Harvey Dent/Two Face (has both black and white outfits)
Snake = Joker (loves explosives, uses a knife in his games)
D3 = The Penguin (lul)
Zero Suit Samus/Samus = Selina Kyle/Catwoman (skin tight clothes and whips)
Toon Link = Robin: **** Grayson (is small batmenz)
Ganondorf = Rha's al Ghul (Scary evil mans)
Luigi = The Riddler (His existence is a riddle itself)
Falco = Deadshot (lazers)
Sheik = Poison Ivy (*shrug* someone had to be her)
Zelda = Wonder Woman or Rachel Dawes (Is constantly in need of saving by Link)
Bowser = Killer Croc (lizard with an attitude)
Wolf = Scarecrow (What are you scared?)
Peach = Harley Quinn (Both blonde and incredibly dim-witted)
Wario = ENTER RANDOM GREEDY MOB BOSS HERE. (He's motivated only by one thing, $)
Mario = Superman (Red... Blue... Cape?)
Donkey Kong = Bane (Big lumbering brute)
Diddy Kong = Joker Jr. (Return of the Joker, Batman Beyond, silly lil' monkey!)
Ness = Robin: Tim Drake (Where does he get those wonderful toys?)
Captain Falcon = Nightwing: **** Grayson (Falcon, Nightwing... it works)
Mr. Game & Watch = Black Mask (Yes, it is about skin color!)
Lucas = Firefly (He does like fire)
Jigglypuff = The Mad Hatter (Sleeping, Mind Control same diff)
Mr. Freeze = Popo (lul ice stuff!)
Tweedledum and Tweedledee = Kirby and Metaknight (Let's use the wikipedia entry: Dumfrey and Deever Tweed are a pair of rotund cousins, whose similar looks often have them mistaken for twins.)
Lucario = Doctor Double X (Read up on him :3)
Pokemon Trainer = Clayface (constantly changing)
Olimar = Ventriloquist and Scarface (Olimar controls his Pikman... or do they dictate his decision's for him?)
Ike = Blockbuster (Insane strength? Sounds like our boy!)
R.O.B. = Anarky (Again a rare villain to come by... read up)
Sonic = The Flash (Not a Batman rogue, but really... why not?)
Yoshi = Copperhead (Snake... Dragon Like Thingy... what's the difference?)

If you're gonna make a comparison... at least do it well.

Edit: They censored RICHARD Grayson's first name lul
 
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