Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Granted, you own a broken version of it.

I wish for a rubber chainsaw.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. This new rubber chainsaw of yours becomes so futile so quickly that you end up wishing for a real one. This real chainsaw ends up sawing your hands off.

EDIT: (Forgot to wish... *twidles his thumbs thoughtfully*

I wish for limitless and free gas for my car.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you crash.

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're so hyper you run into a telephone pole, an SUV, 27 people, a hot dog vendor and a brick wall.

I wish for the BIG GAY DANCE.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...you have acquired the BIG GAY DANCE, however no woman will ever want to date you...(or me darnit! lol jk)

I wish...hmm...I wish...nintendo came up with a 4th installment of smash and it actually put you in the game as a character?

 

[Frown]

Granted, Miis are now playable. they have a random moveset.

I wish I could get a star rank on the 150cc Special Cup in Mario Kart Wii.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however in doing so you don't gain any self-esteem because afterall, it IS the "special" cup...

I wish I wasn't so heartless on that last corrupted wish. (that might've been really cruel)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but I'm meaner. You fall into a bottomless pit while being harassed by Michael Jackson.

I wish for a backscratcher.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's a razor blade.

I wish I could discover a new AT for Brawl or Melee, or maybe even N64 Smash.

 

[Kinzer]

wish granted, however this AT is a glitch in the game and when performed blwos up your Wii/GC/N64 because it cannot compute.

I wish for... Pigs that can fly?

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. These pigs invade your home randomly and eat all of your food, leaving you starving until the local market has a huge sale.

I wish I hadn't just corrupted that wish so poorly.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...you corrupted that wish HORRIBLY!!!

I wish for...Cows that can fly?

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I can still turn them into hamburgers and eat them. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

I wish Kinzer stopped the "I wish for..." and the "Wish granted..."

 

[Frown]

Granted, his posts consist of khfjsdkhjvbfaskvlhbvhksabvkhvbhksbv from now on.

I wish for a keyboard-bash.

 

[Red Hawk One]

Grntd, bt y brk ll th vlw kys.
wsh th vwl kys wrkd.

 

[Frown]

gran rterdd cvbuit ouy dioe

I wish for a British comedy.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but I can't corrupt that wish, because I love British comedy.

I wish for new episodes of The Young Ones.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they suck and your house explodes for no reason.

I wish for deadly chocalate milk.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. And thanks for corrupting your own wish for me.

I wish I knew what the heck Willis was talkin' about.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but I can't corrupt that wish, because I love British comedy.

I wish for new episodes of The Young Ones.

OMG THE YOUNG ONES I LOVE THAT SHOW

Granted. And thanks for corrupting your own wish for me.

I wish I knew what the heck Willis was talkin' about.

Granted, he's talking about the night you were made.

I wish for WEEGEE

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you get me.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but nobody believes you when you tell people about it. You dump her, since that was the only thing you really wanted.

I wish I could add tags.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you add so many tags you and anybody else who had made tags get banned.

IwishmyspacebarwasworkingeventhoughitworkedwhenIcorruptedthatwish.I'mjustdoingthistobeana**hole.

 

[mantlecore77]

EDIT: Deffinately granted the wrong wish.
Granted: you fix it by banging your keyboard repeatedly with great force, thus fixing your space bar and such: but you destroy all bordering keys, including X, V, M, , , and Shift.

I wish... I wish... uhh... I wish that in the future, I had a perfect life, wife, kids, job, car, money, and home and it lasted for as long as I wanted. Forever, better yet.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I wish... I wish... uhh... I wish that in the future, I had a perfect life, wife, kids, job, car, money, and home and it lasted for as long as I wanted. Forever, better yet.

Granted, you sold your soul to the devil to have that perfect life. Now, he's returned, wanting you soul.

I wish cartoons these days were worth watching, like those in the early 90's.

 

[Feocart]

Granted, you are banned from watching Ed, Edd n Eddy, Invader Zim, Samurai Jack, and DBZ

I wish for del.icio.us

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Granted, but your computer uploaded a virus that destroyed it.

I wish that I could run incredibly fast without tiring or suffering the effects of friction.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you run into a moving car by accident.

I wish for infinite energy.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but then you never die...and the enemies go "Man, this is getting boring!" and decide to nuke a retirement home.

I wish Tsukasa Hiiragi would eat Wonka's blueberry gum! http://www.absoluteanime.com/lucky_star/tsukasa.htm

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. Fortunatley, Wonka fixed the fatal flaw, saving Anime-Lady-Person-Thing from a juicy demise.
I wish for Trinitrotoluene.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, but since I do not know what that is, I corrupt your wish by not corrupting it because secretly your real wish was for me to corrupt the wish you used to cover up the real one, which is letting me corrupt it.

I wish lag didn't suck so BAD.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but it still exists.

I wish lag didn't exist.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but it STILL exists...and there's nothing you can do about it!

*I tie up Willy Wonka and take the flawed blueberry gum, before putting the gum in Tsukasa Hiiragi's mouth* I wish Tsukasa Hiiragi would eat the Wonka Blueberry Gum that WASN'T fixed! ^_^

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted...but she spits it back out into your mouth right when it gets to the blueberry pie. (WTF do you just want to see her explode or something?)

I wish the new season of TMOHS would start airing.

 

[Believer]

Granted, but it sucks so bad you want to tear your eyes out.

I wish Zero Suit Samus was better in lag.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, better at dying.

I wish I COULD GO TO SLEEP.

 

[Red Hawk One]

FYI, Trinitrotoluene=TNT. I like me science facts =P

Anyways, granted, but can you STAY asleep? Well? Didn't think so.
I wish for dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[Darkslash]

granted but you don't get it instead you get Water

I wish for Gundam

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but then you miss a really cool event.

I wish I could have my OC's Akahime and Hoshihime try out Wonka's Blueberry Gum! ^_^ http://raging-banebou.deviantart.com/art/Akahime-93173260 http://raging-banebou.deviantart.com/art/Hoshihime-93173360

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted. They don't inflate. GASP!!!

I wish Gears of War 2 would come out sooner.