Wish Corruptor

[Orboknown]

granted,but you cannot smell or taste.
I wish i had more internet time available.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but you get a virus.
I wish I had a cool sword.

 

[Orboknown]

granted,it breaks in one hit.
I wish i had Cloud's motorcycle.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but you have no license so it cannot be driven.
I wish I ruled the world.

 

[Orboknown]

granted,the "world" is an uninhabited island on the moon.
I wish i had pancakes

 

[Le vieux lapin]

granted, but they have no syrup.
I wish I had a computer.

 

[Orboknown]

granted,you have no keyboard.
i wish i had an atom.

 

[megaminerzero]

Granted, but you were shrunken down to microscopic size so you could enjoy it.
I wish for World Peace.

 

[Mr Wizzrobe]

Granted, but Hitler was resurrected from the dead, and he's even angrier this time.

I wish for a lemon.

 

[Orboknown]

granted,it squirts lemon juice in ur eyes.
i wish for paper.

 

[Mr Wizzrobe]

Granted but the paper is black, and you're using a black pen.

I wish for watermelons.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, they're half eaten

I wish for a cool robe like Wizzrobe's avi has.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

granted, but it smells like cat pee.
I wish I had all the money I wanted.

 

[Mr Wizzrobe]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish for an Invisibility Cloak.

 

[Orboknown]

granted,only your head is covered.
i wish i had a laptop.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but it only supports a wired internet connection

I wish I had some bacon

 

[Le vieux lapin]

granted, but you can't eat it.
I wish I had long hair.

 

[Mr Wizzrobe]

Granted, but each strand is 50 feet long.

I wish for another dog.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but he has but five seconds to live.
I wish Mario wore a pink dress on all his journeys.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

granted, but he still wears his normal clothes underneath.
I wish I had a jet plane.

 

[Leopard Skin Taser]

Granted, but you need to buy the gas.

I wish for the action of me being on my back, giving fellatio to a woman, grabbing her breasts, while fornicating another woman (her on top of me of course). Oh, and they both have to be kissing.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but then that post is blurred out(wait for it...)
and you find out all the women were actually dudes.

I wish I was taken seriously.

 

[I Am K]

Granted, but all the ideas you make are instantly put down by perfect logic.
I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but you can only wish for one thing. More wishes.
I wish I had a bodyguard.

 

[I Am K]

Granted, but he is Mr. Bean.

I wish for perfect intellect.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but you're sent to a new planet where you're the dumbest person on earth

I wish I was the smartest person on earth.

 

[Orboknown]

granted,earth no longer exists.
i wish there were more records in my house.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

granted, but your house is a box.
I wish I had cool shoes.

 

[I Am K]

Granted if "cool" is −273.15 degrees Celsius.

I wish i had Kirby's copy ability.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but TACs stalk you, so you never get to use your ability

I wish I could think of something to actually wish for

 

[Orboknown]

granted,but the earyth blows up 30 seconds after u realize the perfect wish.
I wish i knew more.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but you have a brain that requires you spend 50 years of schooling nonstop just to learn one small insufficient detail.
I wish Mewtwo was in Smash4.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but he is an Assist trophy.
I wish SSB4 came out this year.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but its a remake of Brawl, with less characters (to the point of being Fox only), less songs, less stages (to the point of being Final Destination only), no stickers, no trophies, no storymode and no items.
I wish Fox was god tier in brawl and Meta Knight was top of mid-tier.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but fox is as hated as meta knight and meta knight is still hated

Spoiler

but not as much

I wish out of 45 characters in smash 4, only 1 could attack.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted.... but that character is Ganon, who would still be bottom tier.

I wish the wii-u was more like the xbox360

 

[Orboknown]

granted,but the xbox 360 becomes more like the wii u
i wish people would listen.

 

[Orboknown]

granted,but the xbox 360 becomes more like the wii u
i wish people would listen.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but it happens too often by double posting

I wish I was better....in everything.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

granted but the xbox 360 becomes more like the wii u

I wish I had a wii u