Wish Corruptor

[Marie_54]

granted but you are sentenced to death because its mafia money and they think you did it...


I wish that penguins could fly.
(WTF?)

 

[Frown]

Granted.

But he flies off and never returns.

I wish I was a punkrocker with flowers in my ear.

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, but you cant hear how crappy you sound

I wish for a smash ball

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, but its made of paper.

I wish for the PAL version of Brawl.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it has a new feature: CONSTANT TRIPPING!!

I wish 2+2=fish

 

[Frown]

Granted, two fish + two fish = fish. You confuse seven year-olds all around the world an get executed, Socrates style.

I wish Mozart was in Brawl.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but he plays horrible music that makes him low-tier.

I wish to use Chaos Control like Shadow.

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

Granted, but moving faster than the speed of light warps you into an eternal existence saturated by Richard Simmons' dance videos.

I wish I had some fresh lettuce.

 

[killbeast301]

Granted, it's so fresh it's still a seed.

I wish I was at the Rough Rider Camporee already
(someone who at least knows what I'm talking about corrupt this)

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, ...aww crap i dunno
i wish for the wii had good graphics

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

Granted. The graphics are so realistic that you have trouble distinguishing them from reality. You soon begin treating people as if they were NPCs and try to kill your school teachers to level up.

I wish I will get my driving permit tommorrow.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, but u get in a car accident.

i wish my friend would take a break from playing rainbow 6 vegas 2, because he stinks and hasnt taken a shower for 3 days.

 

[Chasesin]

granted,he took a break to get more red bull to play it longer, and hasnt showered in 4

months


i wish i could divide by zero

 

[capt.falcon4life]

4 months???!!!1....daym.
anyways, ur wish is granted, but u can only divide with the number zero and nothing else. and u can get the answer: MILF. for example, 1234 divided by 0 = MILF.

i wish my gf and my friend werent lesbians.

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

Granted. Your friend and your girlfriend are now dudes.

I wish I was able to play perfectly by ear on the Piano.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, u can play so good that they decided that you dont need your other senses such as your sight so they decided to take your eyes out and give it to a blind person.

i wish my friend and gf were lesbians again and that Quilt never corrupted my previous wish.

 

[Dime]

I don’t get it how is she your g/f if she’s a lesbian and you’re a dude. It sounds like that wish corrupts itself.
Anyway

Granted. They are lesbians and have no interest in you or your cash and prizes.
I wish my IT department did not block my access to Smashboards at work.

 

[Cipher]

Granted but now you got to work overtime with less pay and no benefits.

I wish that I will get 100% in my physics final

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you get 0% for all your other finals.

I wish to travel at the speed of light.

 

[Timotee]

Granted, but your body will not be improved to withstand the speed of light.

I wish to live in the locations of my choice, in a physically healthy, uninjured, and apparently normal version of my current body containing my current mental state, a body which will heal from all injuries at a rate three sigmas faster than the average given the medical technology available to me, and which will be protected from any diseases, injuries or illnesses causing disability, pain, or degraded functionality or any sense, organ, or bodily function for more than ten days consecutively or fifteen days in any year; at any time I may rejuvenate my body to a younger age, by saying a phrase matching this pattern five times without interruption, and with conscious intent: 'I wish to be age,’ followed by a number between one and two hundred, followed by ‘years old,’ at which point the pattern ends - after saying a phrase matching that pattern, my body will revert to an age matching the number of years I started and I will commence to age normally from that stage, with all of my memories intact; at any time I may die, by saying five times without interruption, and with conscious intent, 'I wish to be dead’; the terms 'year' and 'day' in this wish shall be interpreted as the ISO standard definitions of the Earth year and day as of 2006.

 

[Syde7]

Granted. But the Universe implodes upon itself so that you exist in nothingness for all eternity.

I wish I could control gravity.

 

[Frown]

Granted, the fate of the universe is left to a guy who can't finish his homework in time.

I wish I could control gravity.

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted but you lower it so much you get shot into the sun

I wish I could become a werewolf

 

[Frown]

Granted, a crazy redneck shoots you in the back because he thinks you're going to eat his sheep.

I wish for a hat.

 

[killbeast301]

Granted, the hat makes you look gay.

I wish for a 5 on my AP Calculus and Environmental science AP exams, and that I pass all my other classes.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get 5 points out of 100 on the exams, and they are the only classes you have from now on.

I wish I had a friendly metroid.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it turns evil on you and stabs you to death.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Cipher]

granted but it will be corrupted

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, it was already corrupted before u even made ur wish.

i wish people would stop wishing for stupid wishes.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted. The new posts are so intelligent that when they come true, the world becomes a utopia where everything is perfect, there is no war, and everyone is happy. That's bad enough.

I wish going into prestige in CoD4 didn't make you lose all of your weapons, perks, and challenges.

 

[The Executive]

Granted. Too bad it happened right before Jack Thompson got the game pulled for having an imaginary sex scene that no one saw but every media outlet believed.

I wish wsnake was a character.

 

[Frown]

Granted, Wsnake has Snake's model, but Jigglupuff's moveset.

I wish Brawl had a build-your-own-character.

 

[Cipher]

Granted but as soon as your make your first character your wii catches on fire and blows up, causing your tv to be knocked back through the wall and sets fire to a electrical wire in the dry wall, the fire runs through out your house and causes all the electrical outlets to stop working and spreads the fire through out your house. Before the fire trucks can arrive the fire travels to your neighboors houses, and your whole block is now being burned to the ground. The fire trucks will get the fire under control, however the fire has reached an powerplant and causes a power surge all accross north america. Everything stops working. North America is now in total darkness and crime rises in the streets and nukes are fired accidently because of the power surge. The nukes land all over the world causing epic chaos. All the countries are now a smoking crater and the earth is destroyed.

I wish Frown did not destroy the earth.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you are the one who summons the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

I wish the GH2 cover of Sweet Child O'Mine was better. The singer just plain sucks!

I wish wsnake was a character.

Tsk, tsk, Gimpyfish....

 

[Johnthegalactic]

Granted but you become deaf.
I wish I had gills while retaining my lungs.

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, but you can only breathe mud

I wish for a hammer

 

[Brawler1432]

Granted for the rest of your life your going throught the hammer motion from SSB.


I wish this thread would end.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, a new thread will continue this one.

I wish the Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn epilogue wasn't so long. >_<

 

[Brawler1432]

Granted, it has an abrupt ending of the whole place getting nuked.


I wish someone could make a good Smash version of Ultimate showdown.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, but it will be taken down due to copyright laws before you get to see it.

I wish everyone here had ice cream.