Wish Corruptor

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. Actually, it's been out for about a year now.

I wish for 10 hours of sleep.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, however when you wake up...YOU'RE AN OL' GEEZER!

I wish I could hear what old people think of Japanese Anime.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they're bitter at the Japanese for Pearl Harbor, so they're biased against it.

I wish I could for a duck with my intelligent table watering a guy eating salad in the seventy's with a dog and a waitress talking about the secrets of life.

 

[MojoMan]

Yes but a bomb appears ot of nowhere and they all go boom!
I wish I had a hammer

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you accidentally drop it on your toenails.

I wish my portable iPod charger would be delivered to my house today.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Granted, but it breaks as soon as you get it.

I wish for the Dinkoman to main Falco, DDD, Falcon, Luigi, Sonic, Ganon, Toon Link, and Mr. Game and Watch.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I wish for the Dinkoman to main Falco, DDD, Falcon, Luigi, Sonic, Ganon, Toon Link, and Mr. Game and Watch.

Granted But i only main the bold ones.

Spoiler

I really do main Kirby, Meta knight Luigi, Sonic, Samus and mario.

I wish AbsoluteZero mained every person i did.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but the Smashboards' definition of "main" means "I have played this character more than once".

I wish the Dinkoman would regularly play as Yoshi or Luigi.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but he's terrible at those characters.

I wish Miyamoto would play the cowbell more often.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, he ditches video gaming permanently to become a professional cowbell player.

You son a of a b*tch, look at what you've done! *Nintendo of America on fire*

I wish Nintendo was back to normal.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but it's still making casual games.

I wish I could fish for a dish that wishes for fish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the Dinkoman dies.

I wish for the cardboard box of DOOM!!!

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. Snake's now wanted for 1st degree murder.

I wish for Sam Fisher.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but he runs away.

I wish the Star Carnival was real and it was close to where I live.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You get hit on the head with a Starbit and die.

I wish someone would go use a Manaphy on Snake and ZSS, just for laughs.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but I cant let you brew that, Starbucks.

I wish someone got the reference.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it was a waste of a wish...I got the reference in the first place.

I wish Falco used an Arwing instead of a LANDMASTA.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, the Arwing has treads, a cannon, and is a ground-based vehicle.

I wish MPH_G&W's head would explode.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but instead...YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!

I wish Japan made an anime for Rakugaki Showtime.

 

[Frown]

Okay... but... er...

You die. Yeah.

I wish I knew what the hell Banebou was talking about.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but you forget and you cant remember.

I dont wish

 

[MPH Deku]

ERROR:: NO WISH SPECIFIED
1: SELF-DESTRUCT
2: BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone has insulted the Sonic franchise.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Okay... but... er...

You die. Yeah.

I wish I knew what the hell Banebou was talking about.

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/rakugaki/rakugaki.htm This float your boat?

 

[Frown]

ERROR:: NO WISH SPECIFIED
1: SELF-DESTRUCT
2: BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone has insulted the Sonic franchise.

Granted, but it turns out to be more than the total amount money on this planet, and everything f***s up and you get nothing.

Hands off my bread.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Wish not granted, because bread pudding sounds pretty good right now.

I wish I had some bread pudding that was not poisoned.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it's made of a type of bread that you hate.

I wish you'd take your HANDS OFF MY PIZZA CAKE.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but you forgot about...telekinesis. :D

I wish for MAH BOI.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you become so hungry, you could eat the map.

I wish for an Xbox 360.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but guess what you get? *shows the "Red Ring Of Death" on the XBox 360*

I wish for a car made from Japan.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Granted, but it's the first car ever made in japan.

I wish for a pet waddle dee!

 

[atlanta]

i wish to became a good human being

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. You're not allowed to corupt wishes.

I wish for cheesecake.

 

[atlanta]

what is check cake

 

[Frown]

what is check cake

lol noob

Granted. You're not allowed to corupt wishes.

I wish for cheesecake.

Granted, it has 99% chesse and 1% semen.

I wish this thread was funnier.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but it gets locked.

I wish this thread would never die.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you do in seven days.

I wish for a Clam League toy.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, there's been a factory error.

I wish for a stapler that actually works.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you accidently staple yourself in the head.

I wish to check my email.

 

[Frown]

Granted, and you automatically buy viagra for 300,000 dollars the minute you open your e-mail.

I wish for Mario Galaxy 2.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you accidentally scratch the disc... with a razor blade.

I wish that no insects except for lightning bugs existed whatsoever.