Wish Corruptor

[Red Hawk One]

Granted, but it also has a worse video card.

I wish my wifi didn't go out.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, your wifi goes in.

The toilet.

I wish I had full-access to all the websites in the world.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you have to pay $5 quadrillion a year.

I wish I could have a longer signature.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get banned for having pornography in your signature, which was added in desperation.

I wish I could get Animal Crossing for the GC.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted; it costs you a gamecube (and one reproductive organ).

I wish i wasn't so lazy.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you are are so willing to work that you die from extremely hard labor.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, making it even more unfortunate when you're head explodes from excess electronic impulses (because you KNOW it's going to happen).

I wish i had an awesome gamers rig (computer).

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but it gets a virus, making it useless.

I wish I had Pooty Tang (the movie).

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. Yes, that's the corruption.

I wish I had 20 sexy women who would fulfil my every sexual desire without giving me or them STDs.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but they were the ones that Frown wished for.

I wish my new topic would get some recognition.

 

[Solaris1110]

I wish for MetaKnight to be in the new SSB.

(on page 3)


Your wish is granted. Enough said.



I wish Metaknight was banned.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you're banned for not granting the wish above you. Plus, I own your soul.

I wish for the next person's soul.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted.

I wish my soul back.

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but it's been ***** by a million men, and therefore, scarred for life.

I wish for Iron Man 2.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, the main character is Howard the Duck.

I wish WiiWiiWaa's Obama picture in You Laugh, You Lose wasn't so large.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you laugh and lose..

I wish that my laptop wouldn't suck so bad.

 

[oceanic--ice]

Your wish is granted...ur laptop doesnt suck so bad...it sucks way more
I wish for pikmin 3 for wii

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, Olimar carries a sword and turns into a werewolf at night.

I wish I had some maple syrup.

 

[oceanic--ice]

Granted but ur allergic at it
I wish that sonic the baron wouldnt have hands and instead he would have 4 legs (thats my revenge for corrupting my wish) and that the next poster wouldnt corrupt my wish towards me but instead make it even worse for him.

 

[Frown]

Granted, he also dies.

But hey.

This is a freakin' forum game.

It won't happen.

Get it?

It won't.

It'll not.

I wish I could find my cell phone. It's around here somewhere...

 

[oceanic--ice]

Granted, u find it but all ur saved contacts are lost
I wish i was more optimistic

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but all dictionaries change places with optimistic and pessimistic.. Thus making you actually what you don't want to be..

I wish that making this wish would ease my boredom.

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted...making that wish would ease ur boredom...but u would never make that wish
i wish that u post now so i can have some time to think of something else to wish

 

[Jonkku]

i wish that u post now so i can have some time to think of something else to wish

Granted, but because the wish has a logic error, nothing happens..

I wish I'd have something to wish for.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you accidentally wish for something you already have.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

 

[Frown]

Granted, every other part of your body is sore.

I wish my little brothers wouldn't gather up behind my back every time I start using my computer.

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted, ur little brothers will keep following u for eternity (even at ur grave)
I wish i had wished for something earlier instead of wishing that someone else would wish in my turn so i would have the time to think of something else to wish for now

 

[LethalFishEater]

Granted, you wished that your family died in a fire instead.

I wish oceanic--ice's wishes would make more sense

 

[Frown]

granted but u die

I wish for peace, love and understanding.

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted, but only in ur dreams....
i wish that i had a fire extinguisher when my family was caught in the fire so i could save them (or maybe i could use it to hit my bro on the head so he would lose his senses and he wouldnt feel pain when he was set on fire)

 

[LethalFishEater]

Granted, it's the novelty fire extinguisher from Family Guy.

I wish i hadn't set oceanic--ice's family on fire, and that my family wouldn't catch fire either

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted ....an asteroid fell on ur family and a big ice cream fell on mine
i wish that i hadnt wished for the fire extinguisher as my family wasnt set on fire in the end and it wouldnt really help me

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but your friend's family dies.

I wish I could never die.

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted but ur whole body will begin to rotten and you will eventually end up into an ever-rotting zombie-like old man which will be cursed in eternal pain

I wish that someone would post something in here http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=166505&page=6 so this thread wont sink

 

[LethalFishEater]

granted, but no one ever posts there again afterwards

I wish i was the 11275th person to post here

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but being the 11,276th poster is better.

I wish all my game systems were one, so that I would never have to spend a horrifying 3 minutes hooking up different systems again.

 

[LethalFishEater]

granted, but NONE of the games you own for the separate systems work on your new one.

I wish MySpace would die

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but then you would typelikethis. (think about it)

I wish Brawl was renamed to Super Smash Brothers Melee 2

 

[LethalFishEater]

Granted, but then you would typelikethis. (think about it)

I wish Brawl was renamed to Super Smash Brothers Melee 2

lol nice reply. let's repharase...

i wish MySpace, the online social network site, would die

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but all the other websites on the internets crash.

I wish for evil mudkipz to eat random people.