Wish Corruptor

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you could already do it in the first place.

I wish I could join in on this 'biting' fad.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you could already do it in the first place.
I wish I could join in on this 'biting' fad.

Granted, but you have to explain me a logical way to eat oneself's own head.. seeing as the mouth is in the head, it's seems to be quite hard to eat it.

I wish that I'd go to sleep very soon and that I won't die while sleeping.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you dream about falling, then when you finally hit the ground, you wake up and die from the shock.

I wish I could easily navigate through my iPod songs.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. You become capable of mentally processing your songs, showing the screen within your thoughts as you close your eyes. However, one of your songs is infected with a virus, and since your ipod is now lodged into your brain, you receive cancer.

I wish for motivation to continue by fanfic in the Creative Minds forums.

 

[regipeach]

granted, but then Link came to yur house and blew up your cpu XD

i wish that the Fountain of Dreams stage from melee would be in brawl...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. But it's banned. Oh well, like it matters. You had to play Brawl straight for 800 hours to unlock it in the first place...

I wish I was faster at typing.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you're .1 times faster at typing.

I wish I hadn't lost to the boss in my game.

 

[Darkslash]

Granted. You lost to the Miniboss

I wish Dark Link was in the next Zelda

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. No corruption. I want him in too :D

I wish I had an army of moblins to do my dirty work.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted.
They do all the dirty work, resulting in a massive cluster of minions covered in dirt and mud within your home.

I wish for a cool girlfriend.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it turns out that she isn't the one.

I wish Navi would get out of my Phantom Hourglass game!!!

 

[Darkslash]

Granted. But she breaks up with you because she's too cool.

I wish i can get a replica of the Master Sword for 1000 bucks

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It breaks the second you lift it out of the box.

I wish I was in the olympics.

 

[Cease Tick]

Granted. You're a fencer and you get stabbed.

I wish this song was in Brawl.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you can't adjust how much it appears in "My Music."

I wish I was more stunty on my bike.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, it has too much, that it automatically transports to the nearest cliff, and rides itself.

I wish the rumors of a meteor destroying the Earth are proven false.

 

[Darkslash]

Granted but a rock hits your head, you fall and break your Arm and Legs.

I wish that I had some soup

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it has a bug in it.

"Hey, what's this bug doing in my soup?!"
"I think it's doing the backstroke."

I wish I had a Zelda sword.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. It's an ancient treasure with the curse, "Whoever wields this blade is doomed to be roundhouse kicked by the ancient Gods of Texas Walker Ranger,"

...

I wish I could be a bit more creative with these things.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you still suck at corrupting wishes.

I wish I could get rid of my pimple.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The second you get rid of it, two more sprout up.

I wish I hadn't just gotten up.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you collapse from exhaustion, having stayed up all night. You never get back up.

I wish for that creepy Bowser's laugh.

 

[TigerWoods]

Granted, however your hot model neighbor mistakes you for a stalker and you get tazered in the brain, causing massive trauma.

I wish I had a mac pc instead of windows.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It comes with the first ever Apple virus and quickly destroys yours, and every other mac computer computer in the world.

I wish I could....stop...this hunger...

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted, you explode of hunger, then a new one comes.

I wish I would stop exploding people.

 

[Radamanthus]

Granted, you start exploding animals.
I wish for Castlevania Judgement to be awesome.

 

[Cease Tick]

Granted, but you don't buy it because everyone convinces you it's terrible.

I wish for Kirby Super Star to be released for the Virtual Console.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it breaks your Wii.

I wish for a new Gamecube controller.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it only has the C-stick, and it takes place of the A button, B button, regular control stick, and D-pad.

I wish to ban somebody.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it's someone else.

I wish I was free as a bird now.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but you're a chicken with no cost of money. :D

I wish I had some sushi from Mandarin. (one more day without it and I'm gonna flip my lid)

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted.

I wish...

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. Something bad happens.

I wish everyone in the world realized that the Jonas Brothers Sucked

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. I can't corrupt that. Those Jonas Sisters are sh*tty.

I wish more people knew that.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted, everyone does, except now you seem to be the only one who loves them.

I wish I the sewers in Mumbai would be clean all ready so no body would have to clean them.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You must now polish the sewers of Mumbai.

I wish I had corrupted that wish with a better corruption involving Meta Jr's head being bitten off.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted he bites you big fat granny *** off.

I wish he had to clean the sewers of Mumbai with a hat. >:D

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. The hat is magical and automatically collects all filth, and I trick you into wearing it.

I wish I could meet Meta Jr in person. It sounds like we would get along well (I DO NOT im/explode).

 

[Darkslash]

Granted but when you meet him the Halbred crash lands into you

I wish i could have the Master Sword