You Wake Up as your Main

[TEECO]

EDIT: i would befriend all electronics and form an alliance

 

[The Marth]

Fix my bed head so my hair can be perfect. Then spam fair.

 

[Red Arremer]

I would first be shocked due to my gender being altered, then chuckle to myself and go out to break some idiot guys' bones.

 

[Firestormzero0]

i would probably have to say i would have to teach nana how to play brawl...

 

[Delvro]

La Li Lu Le Lo

La Li Lu Le Lo

 

[zephyrnereus]

I would destroy my school, but be devastated that I could no longer fap, or splack.

yeah you can, its just not known as "fap" anymore... it's known as "charging your gyro"

 

[Drig786]

i would get off the bed and.... say *wtf im short, sweet where did i get these weapons* then i would go outside and play with my weapons xD

 

[BMunich16]

I'd blow up my cat with PK flash then I'd rob a bank because i have PSI powers

 

[Ange]

I'd blow up my cat with PK flash then I'd rob a bank because i have PSI powers

Now thats very cruel.

 

[ph00tbag]

I'd figure out how the morphball works.

 

[Hiiiiiii]

Go eat some Waddle Dees.
Kill a series of gradually hardening bosses until I reached a giant eyeball-ish monster (Really there's practically one in every Kirby game)

 

[Kyaputen-Shado]

I'd wonder if I could bear spining all around...

 

[UncleSam]

I'd hijack a train and start riding it everywhere, all while wearing a silly conductors outfit...

 

[saviorslegacy]

I would wake up and wonder why I grew boobs and other organs.... Then I would find a chain and neeles. From there I would just camp and throw needles.

or

I would wake up and wonder why I grew boobs and other organs.... Then I would throw Turnips and get kidnapped.....

or

I would jump around like a ****** shooting my laser then have a strong impulse to protect my bread.

or

I would wonder why I have such an annoying voice, spammy arrows and black wings. (Pit)

 

[sinickranger]

Some people think the world is over populated...

I would be the broken one who fixed it.

 

[meery]

i would eat a watermelon farm and fly across the pacific

 

[M@v]

I'd scream "LLAAAANNNNNDDDDMMMAASSSSSSTTTAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Then proceed to blow stuff up.

 

[Atria]

If I woke up as my main, I'd be like "HOLY S***! I'm a guy!" O_O

But then I'd be like "Awesome...I have a sword!" =D

Then I'd venture out on my own fighting for peace, justice and for those in need including my friends by using my incredible strength and the blessed sword, Ragnell to destroy my enemies. They'll get no sympathy from me.

 

[Dokutayuu]

I'd ask myself why I didn't main Link or CF so I looked cool and had a better body to head ratio. Then I realize I'd lose every fight I got into and be thankful.

I would then proceed to using the Wind Waker for mischief.

 

[Red Arremer]

Fix my bed head so my hair can be perfect. Then spam fair.

Just saw this... lol'd.

 

[Heartz♥]

Anybody that even attempts to kidnap me will get beat with any household appliances in range.

I will become a Go Go dancer and cause everybody to fall asleep, then take their wallets.

If a waiter asks me how would I like my steak, I simply reply, "Swwwwweeeeet!".

A business tycoon dares me to jump off a cliff, and if I survive, he will give me all his money, his mansion, and any other prized possessions. So I just take out my parasol at the last second.

I b**** slap my pimp with my crown, and ask him where's MY money.

 

[noahbaby94]

I'd wake up smoke some cigarettes then suddenly realize I have a beard and can somehow summon grenades.

 

[Meru.]

When I wake up:
I will look into my T-shirt and say "OMG, WHEN AND WHY DID I GET THESE?!"
I will look under my dress and say "OMG, WHEN AND WHY IS IT GONE?!"

Then I'll cook my breakfast with my frying pan, kick Bowser's *** with my Golf Club, break up with Mario cause he's ugly, call Zelda to go shopping or something like that, rule my Kingdom and .. stuff.

Maining a girl is strange.

 

[Raspberry]

I would wonder why I see the world so big.
Then I would yell "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!"
Then I would **** everyone that stands in my way with a toy plane.
*initialization complete*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!

 

[C~Dog]

I wake up and have a sister i don't hate.

;_;

 

[King Dodongo]

I would wonder how I got paws.
I'd try to wash the Aura off my hands.
I would get a bad look from Mewtwo.

 

[The Marth]

I would wonder how I got paws.
I'd try to wash the Aura off my hands.

I'd do the same thing if I mained Lucario lol... dam aura...

 

[TimeWarpedBrawler]

I'd probably wonder why I woke up as a nintendo version of Jimmy Neutron with psychic powers and why I didn't become any of my other mains.

Reactions as other mains;

Sheik "I gotz ninja skillz ^^",

Luigi "Haunted Mansion here I come, la la lalala~",

Snake "It's Showtime *goes to gun down hords of terrorists*",

DK "Urrhrr (trans: Get Mah Banana!)",

Ganon "Imitates Ganons' voice from adamwestlapdogs' LoZ abridged.",

Ice Climber(s) "*jumps on roof* I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!",

C. Falcon "YES, COME ON, SHOW YA MOVES!!! *falcon punches random people and loots there unconscience body*"

All and all, I'd probably enjoy it...yay

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[rexinator]

I would wake up, wonder why the hell there are spikes comming out of my hands and chest, then go take over the world by force palming people in the face.

 

[teeman92]

i can see myself now

*wakes up and yawn*

*notices a yellow tinge in the eye*

"omg....im falco?! sweet!"

*uses firebird and burst through my house*

itwould be very akward if i was a yoshi......

 

[POKE40]

G&W:
WTF...life would suckk
sure bacon... but still wtf

diddy kong:
wft... I'm a monkey.......

Jeez I would hate myself...
But if I was MK...

 

[chubb-o-wub]

I'd do anything, I main random.

 

[PCyph]

I'd rob a bank with my peanut gun and make all the cops slip on my bananas

 

[Kazz@]

I'd realize the power of every PSI imaginable.

Then I'd go find an MK.

 

[PK-ow!]

Murder every idiot I know, first, then conquer the %&$#ing planet.

I'd make sure to review 100 Things I'd Do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord, too. To Hell, I'd keep a framed copy of it in large size right in the centre of the back wall to mah lair.

Then I'd write a memoir, and call it "How not to **** up."

 

[.Marik]

I'd be very, very, very hungry.

And I'd start performing eggrolls on people for lulz and ****. :]

 

[DarkAura]

i would show off landmaster to the miltary, i would prove to everyone i know how to spontaneously combust (fire fox), would go try and steal falco's bread

 

[MPH Deku]

Seems new people have come to these forums in the last two months.

BUMP please.

 

[SmashBro99]

I'd wake up in the S.S. Dolphin, land my ship somewhere, let the Pikmin out of their onion ships, and order them to destroy everything and anything in their path.

 

[Kid Nino]

I wouldn't think what had happened. I would compute and shoot a lazer.