You Wake Up as your Main

[Kinzer]

To be Ike...now that would be a dream...come-true!

 

[MPH Deku]

Quit going to the second page! >___<

 

[Aura Power]

Lucario : wonder why I'm not clothed, then meditate, and eat some chocolate

Sonic: wonder why I feel so fast then run around the world

Olimar: Grow some flowers, people will just think I'm being a weird cosplayer

Pit: fly to heaven, and learn some skills so I can effectively use the bow and dual swrds

Link: OH NO I'm mute! Ah well, suppose I figure out why this boomerang summon things to me.

Also, there's some pretty interesting things that could happen with this

 

[Kami-V]

After noticing my awesome robot suit, I'd super wavedash to school. Then I'd probably notice I also changed genders and would be a bit freaked out.

 

[BibulousDan]

id wake up to my lovely sex partner Hal

 

[Orichalcum]

Start charging up a shot right away

 

[limbo95]

...Fly and shoot stuff?

 

[N M E]

I'll wake up and eat some Falcon CRUNCH.

 

[MPH Deku]

I'll wake up and eat some Falcon CRUNCH.

XD ouch...

 

[GaryCXJk]

I'd up-taunt.

 

[Zodiac]

First, I'd be like. Ah hell Im a women, this is...different<Samus main< And then I'd be like, Sakurai that ******* totally nerfed me for no reason, im going back to melee... wait I wasnt that good in melee either... screw this im getting another bounty to hunt!

 

[Twilght Link]

Link- Awesome i'm link woot! * Gets a message from a fairy about ganondorf messing up things* Cool i get to pwn ganondorf. * Follows fairy and goes through 8 dungeons for ironic reasons* Alright i'm ready *Saves Zelda and goes to fight ganondorf* Omg that's how ganondorf looks irl!!!!! OMGOOOOOOOOOOOD! *dies of fright*
Ganondorf- This guy is supposed to defeat me and seal me away..... PHAIL!

Tlink- Aww im super cute *attracts all the girls around me* Cool i can bring things like a bow and bombs with no logical space to carry them! Now to explore the high seas while going through 8 dungeons for no apparent reason and save Tetra *finishes dungeons* Alright now to give ganondorf a faceplant with my blade! *Meets ganondorf* OMG THIS IS HOW GANONDORF LOOKS LIKE IRL?!!!HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAME FROM A HORROR MOVIE!OMGOOOOOOOD *dies of fright*

Ganondorf- Again?? Didn't my alternate timeline self just complain to me that his Link died for no apparent reason??

 

[Zoolander]

I'm a robot.

o_O

 

[Sol]

*wakes up*..............................GREAT BREAKFAAAAST!!!

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

Yay for the unending humor of people on SmashBoards! ♪♪♪

 

[Zodiac]

Yay for the unending humor of people on SmashBoards! ♪♪♪

Its one of the constant redeeming qualities here!

 

[darkserenade]

Its one of the constant redeeming qualities here!

Yes,humor is indeed funny. I would wonder why I turned into a low-tier.o_0

 

[Judge Judy]

Why my mustache grants me superpowers...

 

[Corigames]

I am now gender-ly confused and seek counseling. Never mind... I have a sweet gig with the power suit, self-owned business, and amazing body.

What am I saying... I still need counseling... especially now.

 

[Judge Judy]

When you grow a mustache, you can speak Italian.

 

[Mr.Charisma]

I would grab some brunch

 

[TheDuplexDuo]

I'd wake up, make coffee. Get the daily to do list.

1. Buy bread
2. Take out the trash
3. Invade the World

Then I world raise my Pikmin army! Then march into America, destroy Bush and all idoits whom are idolised in serious politics and rule America with an Iron Fist. Once complete I will banish all stores to sell coffee/decaffe/frappuncinos/****ty blends etc and deport all TEA to England.

Then celebrated as a hero worldwide I will influence stubborn members of Smashboards to CONVERT to Brawl! The Melee régime is over! All who fail to convert will be send to a casual gamer concentration camp and forced to play the utter arse-gravy that is party games for the Wii. Or be shot out of mercy.

Then I will force Sakurai to make Smash Bros 4! And this time for those faithful Geno/Megaman/Obscure character believers will get what they want. One player mode will be neglected for more charaters and online updates will stop unbalenced charaters and destory the tiers.

Yes... it will be a glorious day indeed!​

 

[MPH Deku]

TheDuplexDuo, you're making me nervous...

 

[TigerWoods]

My Morning Thoughts;
O good im still a man... BLAH IM SHIEK!! Woo im a ninja. Wait aren't i supposed to have ****? Shiek IS Zelda right? Why is my voice still deep? WHY AM I SO FLAT??


At work;
I'm sorry sir, your not allowed in the girls locker room. *Tranforms into Zelda* Welcome!!

 

[Hobobloke]

would wake up think sweet i have a castle, just give up on this hide and seek sorta crap with mario and go burn him into ashes, take peach ,and finally go find all the high tier characters and kick their *** while screaming at them "WHOS HIGH TIER NOW!!!"

 

[TheDuplexDuo]

TheDuplexDuo, you're making me nervous...

Awwww.... your too kind! ​

 

[Autydragoon]

Uh I might get a little worried when I go to school that day and I can only speak Japanese.

 

[Trifroze]

Toon Link: I'd go sailing.

Captain Falcon: I'd go out and try to knee everything I see and cause massive damage. Everytime the Knee of Justice happens, I'd scream YESZ with the manliest possible voice. Then I would collide Falcon Punches with my both hands and the world would explode.

Ganondorf: I'd go out to a beach and spike everyone in the water with my awesome dair.

 

[Frown]

Ganondorf: I'd go out to a beach and spike everyone in the water with my awesome dair.

First, I laughed.

Then, I imagined Ganondorf in a pair of swimming trunks.

*shiver*

 

[DARKALONDITE]

I'd blow up a metal gear.

Then, I'd go get a girlfriend thanks to my sweet beard.

 

[3des]

I'd wake up, and try to take on Chuck Norris

 

[SmashBrother2008]

I would wake up and begin my day only to later realize that I have to put up with morons like Black Shadow daily. *face palm* Then I would go drinking at casino palace and win some races.

 

[faytmaker]

Wonder when I turned into a round pink ball and where exactly my neck went

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

I'd wake up, make coffee. Get the daily to do list.

1. Buy bread
2. Take out the trash
3. Invade the World

Then I world raise my Pikmin army! Then march into America, destroy Bush and all idoits whom are idolised in serious politics and rule America with an Iron Fist. Once complete I will banish all stores to sell coffee/decaffe/frappuncinos/****ty blends etc and deport all TEA to England.

Then celebrated as a hero worldwide I will influence stubborn members of Smashboards to CONVERT to Brawl! The Melee régime is over! All who fail to convert will be send to a casual gamer concentration camp and forced to play the utter arse-gravy that is party games for the Wii. Or be shot out of mercy.

Then I will force Sakurai to make Smash Bros 4! And this time for those faithful Geno/Megaman/Obscure character believers will get what they want. One player mode will be neglected for more charaters and online updates will stop unbalenced charaters and destory the tiers.

Yes... it will be a glorious day indeed!​

Problem is, Olimar is little over an inch tall.

 

[Imperial Dark]

I'd probably log on to Smash Boards or play some Brawl.

...

Except since I'm Donkey Kong, my hands would be too big for the Wii remote and the keyboard.

So I guess I'd just try to go golfing with one hand, because DK only golfs with one hand.

 

[Numa Dude]

I'd beat the crap out of kirby and play basketball with his body.

 

[Red-Blue]

I'd be the prettiest question mark ever. C:

 

[C.D]

After going for a run and showing off to everyone i know, i would go and kill the guy who provided my voice in this game...and 50 cent.

 

[Admiral Pit]

First, I'd ask myself why do I have wings, but then soon forget the question then would go out to fly in the clouds and feel the breeze. I always enjoyed the skies. I might fly right above traffic and enjoy the view from above, then shoot arrows at random targets, like Snakes, and MK, and any other char I hate. After pwning them I'd taunt them with "You're not ready yet!"
But I really enjoy the flying part more.

 

[ARX-7 Arbalest]

****...now people will think im a girl...

(my main is marth)