Champion of Hyrule

I’m 90% sure that Monster Hunter movie they’re making is gonna be terrible

Oh my god I JUST downloaded an SNES emulator so I can play Donkey Kong Country. Like two seconds later Nintendo announced it would be put on the SNES online

It's scary how easily swayed the live comments on Twitch are

Imagine being a non-gamer and seeing someone with a T-shirt that says "Cuphead: Don't Deal With the Devil"

Sometimes I’m upset when I can’t find an “out of context clips” compilation of my favourite TV shows

Street Fighter 2010 is fascinating. Something about looking it up makes me feel like I'm doing something I'm not supposed to do. What a weird game...

Broke: They should have added One Winged Angel to Smash

Woke: They should have added the Chocobo theme to Smash

Ever think about how Oddworld: Abe’s Odysee and The Promised Neverland have the same plot?

Oh, Min Min is a pretty fun character!

*Jumps*

Nevermind...

Why is it that all the non-DLC stages introduced in Smash Ultimate are all towers?

First we got “JoKeR is Op WiTH ArSeNE” and “BaN The hEro”
then it was “TerrY’s CoMBOs ArE ToO ComPliCAtED” and “AnOThER FE ChaRaCtER???!”
And who could forget “FiX UlTImaTe OnliNE” and “WiFI SonIC CaMP Is BroKEn”

I can guarantee people are gonna complain about Min Min bring “broken.” Heck, they already are...

Ryu Hayabusa is a good excuse to represent the Dead or Alive series while keeping smash for good boys and girls

If a future Smash character is from an RPG (hopefully Crono or Lloyd) they really should in some way, represent the process of grinding and levelling up in RPG’s

“Min Min finally broke the fan rule that protagonists have to be the first of their series to get in!”

Pikachu, R.O.B., Duck Hunt and Wii Fit Trainer: Am I a joke to you?

Link, Samus, Pit, Ryu, What’s with characters in games released in the US in 1987, and having evil clones?

Shadow, Dixie and Waluigi are all characters who really, really shouldn’t be echoes, but I wouldn’t be too disappointed if they were echoes

Tales of Symphonia is supposed to be anime style, but the way the in game models (And yes, Lloyd’s voice being the same as robins from teen titans) really makes it feel more like it’s supposed to have a cartoony style

So does Sega like, no longer think Sonic 3 is important? Thanks to it not being in the Genesis collection and sonic cd being on mobile when it it isn’t, I’m starting to think they are...

There are big problems with the law enforcement, but abolishing the police is probably the worst option. Please do not call for the abolishment of the police

I sincerely hope the next Smash reveal isn’t an out of the blue announcement like the new Paper Mario game was

RIP stupid spirits can’t become DLC fan rule

Of course, this fan rule was even stupider when you remember trophies could become DLC in Smash 4

Ah, the feeling of going onto Smashboards right after a new character reveal

No matter where you live, you always have a "fast food places I heard exist, but have never seen" list. Mine is something like this:
1. Whitecastle
2. In N Out
3. Jack in the Box
4. Sonic
5. Chick-fil-A

STOP PUTTING DLC CHARACTERS IN YOUR CLASSIC MODE IDEAS

The Mythra spirit in smash ultimate, the one that censors her by covering more parts of her up, yeah it ended up looking hotter than the original version of Mythra

So I just saw a meme that says Joker got arrested while simping. I understand it’s a meme about a videogame and it isn’t meant to be taken seriously, but...
That’s still calling someone a simp for trying to stop sexual assault, what the ****?

Why does not liking Undertale count as a hot take, yet liking Undertale also counts as a hot take

Looking at the fact that there's an announcement for the arms character, I get less of a feeling of excitement and more of a feeling of peace of mind

It’s scary how many politicians value the economy over human lives

You know when it’s 3AM, you’re watching a show and get tired, so you decide to turn it off when there’s only two minutes left of the show...

And then the next day you watch another episode and realize you MISSED THE DEATH OF A CENTRAL CHARACTER

I’ve been replaying the first New Super Mario Bros because why the heck not. Man, that soundtrack is better than I remember, especially when you go into a castle

I say game developers should just make their games exclusively download, but still have game boxes you can buy at stores like before, only the boxes contain download codes only. That way people who enjoy having copies of the game’s box can have the box, but they can also play the titles any time they want. Game developers (Especially Nintendo) might even be able to bring prices a bit down when there isn’t any discs/cartridges to manufacture

Nerf Tardigrades

I’m just waiting for the day spirit events come with exclusive spirits again

I’m a believer that one day in the distant future, Nintendo will put songs from their old game commercials in Smash

Wario’s Woods is weird because it’s like Nintendo had a good idea for a puzzle game, then just shoved three random Mario characters completely unrelated to one another (Toad, Wario and Birdo) in said puzzle game

WhERe WaS SMaSH AT ThE Ps5 ReVEAL??!!??

The virgin online Smash playing:
- Frustrating
- Takes time to find a match
- Notoriously laggy

The chad training an amiibo:
- Helps you get better at the game
- No consequences for losing
- A good use for amiibos

Never forget the fact that Mewtwo and Lucas were trophies before becoming DLC

Wether male, female or other, straight, gay or other, liberal or conservative, religious, agnostic or atheistic or old or young, one of the constants of humanity is the sexual attraction to Waluigi. You may not like it, but it’s true. Scientists can agree that this is humanity’s greatest weakness. If mankind can not overcome Waluigi, we will die. Waluigi is the greatest thing in the lives of many, but he will be our downfall wether you like it or not. Some religious people say Waluigi was created by God to be the one weakness of an otherwise almost perfect society and others say he was created by Satan to encourage sin in humanity. You might even run into people who say Waluigi is God himself or some who say he’s just really really hot. But you cannot deny the entity we know as Waluigi is on another plain from us. One we will never understand because humanity is simply too weak to comprehend. This is a constant. A fact. People have long theorized our demise to one day be from a disaster such as climate change, a meteor strike, a supernova, perhaps even aliens. We all know this is nonsense. It is Waluigi. A being who’s entire existence disproves the idea that we will last another century. We might all die in a hundred years, or even today and we don’t even know why or how. We only know Waluigi is responsible. Everything we know is wrong and the only thing we can be sure of is that the last word we will hear will be “Wah!”