Janx_uwu

Why have you not been getting my messages?

Yo does anyone here play OW2

why are so many smash fans addicted to every single stage having like seventeen forms that it travels between over the course of a seven minute match

so like does pythra have any weaknesses at all or what

My least favorite memory of SmashBoards is when, after Steve got announced and everyone was really happy, some asshole put in the social thread (or the Steve thread? It’s deleted now so I don’t remember) “hope they add these as Minecraft’s stages” and it was ****ing nazi concentration camps built in minecraft

I was so happy after the reveal but that ruined like my entire day

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If every series was given the same musical care as Mega Man in SSBU we'd be living in a much happier world right now

i can't ****ing believe they killed off the dog in the RE4 remake, what kinds of idiots are working for Capcom and how soon can they be fired

Me when I'm in a recency bias challenge and my opponent is a Bayonetta fan

I have this weird habit of assigning odd superstitions to random everyday scenarios I'm in. Kinda like the "I have to make it to that tree before that car or I'll die" type of thing, but on a smaller and weirder scale. More like "I have to take a green water cup to bed tonight, not the pink one because that's the color cup I took to bed last night and I want to stop living in the past" and odd stuff like that.

I never really got a whole lot of physical love (or love at all) from my classmates in elementary or middle school, so nowadays, even though I'm very close with all of my current friends, I get really surprised when they give me a hug. So much so that it's hard for me to even enjoy it a lot of the time, because even after the fact, I'm still processing the fact that I got so much undivided attention and appreciation from a single person. I wish I could just shut my ****ing brain off and experience something for more than five seconds without making it a ****ing mindgame.

The one goal for my new workout schedule is:

to get jacked enough
to be worthy enough
to cosplay as shirtless Sephiroth

Just wanna let everyone know that this super based fan project exists

IDK why but almost every Smash Infinite addition has felt really boring to me, even though almost all of them are good well-worthy choices.

Janx_uwu try to keep his creation threads on scheduele challenge [impossible]

does anyone know where my headphones are

You're telling me that they had almost 30 US Presidents to choose from for the 20 dollar bill and they chose Andrew ****ing Jackson

My dream game would probably be a somewhat-psychedelic-induced roller coaster ride of a 3D platformer taking inspiration from 1920's speakeasies and big band swing music. Structurally it would be like Cuphead (with slightly less of a boss focus) and the artstyle would take heavy inspiration from the bosses in Rayman Legends, and also the cover art of Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's debut album. You'd have a roll button that works like the dash in MMX, but also grants you invincibility during it. If you press the roll button in midair, it's a dive like in Mario Odyssey. There are two kinds of shots you can do with your revolver, one that is activated in the air and shoots downward, which bounces you up a bit and basically gives you infinite jumps (that get continually lower like Kirby in Smash) and one that is activated on the ground and will target enemies and bosses automatically (which you can switch between with the right stick). Movement and physics would be like Shadow The Hedgehog's but good. Every boss (or "crime boss") all have drastically exaggerated features and traits, like the off-duty cop whose torso is in the shape of a donut, or a (comparitively) extremely drunk guy who bears resemblance to Bad Box Art Mega Man and shoots corks from his bottle-top hands.

if she doesn't want to get married to you by big the cat, she's not the one

Game collection thread is voting on puzzle games and atmospheres!

God I can't wait for Mario + Rabbids 2

That's not me using God as an expletive, this SmashBoards profile post is actually a prayer of desperation for Mario + Rabbids 2 to come out sooner because like wow. Cleaner animations? Increased freedom in combat? More varied battlefields? Galaxy-inspired story? Weapons that fit the cast better? Sparks acting similarly to the Chao in Sonic Chronicles, which was my favorite part of the game? Playable Bowser and (eventually) Rayman?

I believe Ubisoft synthesized Mario + Rabbids 2 in a scientific lab specifically to be my favorite game

Ever since we saw footage of them and heard they were only about a minute long each, I have been expecting the Cyberspace levels in Frontiers to be really boring, but someone told me the other day that they're basically just special stages, which makes me feel a lot better about them. Still don't think they'll be fun, but that's a good perspective to have.

me when a thread I'm not participating in has an ongoing debate (it's mildly entertaining to watch but also makes me somewhat depressed due to the clear descent of humanity on this dying videogame forum)

Gonna wait a bit before I post my cartoon dad crossover roster, since WB has a disproportionately large amount of characters compared to Nick and (especially) Disney. Honestly I'm thinking I might allow movies since I'm so unfamiliar with Disney TVA outside of the shows I do like.

IDK why but I always, seriously imagined Heaven as looking like Skyworld does in Subspace Emissary.

Really happy with how well achievements have gone in the game collection thread so far.

Guys after I finish my homework I’m going to start working out and then start writing my short horror story for my school’s contest. If I don’t follow through on my promise I want one of you to hit me over the head with a comically large SmashBoards logo.

Having internet problems at the moment, won’t be able to end the current game collection jobs until tonight probably.

There have been like three times where I've heard someone talking about Lana Del Rey and wanted to jump in and smoothly mention that she sung one of the main vocal themes in Sonic The Hedgehog 2006, but then I stop myself because I suddenly realize I mixed up the subject of the convo with Donna De Lory.

Bough a hand-knit ear warmer at a festival today! It was only like six bucks and it's really cool looking, all grey with little rainbow dots here and there

I cannot describe in words how perfect Luigi's design is in this movie

also Dry Bowser's gonna be the end credits reveal isn't he? Him or either/both of the Wa's.

sometimes I be feelin things and make a status post about them and then delete it because saying it out loud makes me realize I feel wholly differently about something than I thought i did two seconds ago

gonna make a cartoon dad platform fighter roster soon

Chris Pratt's Mario voice is just gonna be a higher-pitched Emmett isn't it

dream's kinda cute but he looks like he was artificially synthesized within a laboratory to be cute

So if the throwback tracks in Mario Kart are called "retro tracks", what would you call the Tour tracks in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?