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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

I think we need a name for stuff like NASB and Cadence of Hyrule - "mainstream game" would be an utter lie, as would "indie game" - it's right in the middle of two concepts so far apart they may as well have circled the globe and ended up next to each other.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

I saw the title of the "Fortnite X Universal Monsters" trailer with no thumbnail and misread it as "Fortnite X Monsters University". My sole thought was "why not regular Monsters Inc?"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

Even though there's no proof the term "chinese whispers" had offensive origins AFAIK, I prefer "purple monkey dishwasher" because 1. there's no potential to offend, and 2. haha funny simpson (it's also more interesting than "telephone game")

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

Sad to see NASB hype die so quickly, but I'm absolutely not gonna go doomer mode - there'll at least be a short rise in interest once Garfield and items drop, and come Christmas servers will be packed. Additionally, I think this game will no doubt thrive as a competitive game - not a Smash killer or even a Rivals killer, but a fun side event held up by devoted players and casual spectators there for novelty. I don't AT ALL believe Shreds and the Garf will be the end of content for the game either.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

If I was tasked with making Smash a "celebration of gaming", here's what I'd make. Roster in order of when I decided to add them for the most part.

Spoiler

1. Mario
2. Luigi
3. Peach
4. Bowser
5. DK
6. Link
7. Zelda
8. Fox
9. Pikachu
10. Mewtwo
11. Pokémon Trainer
12. Ness
13. ROB
14. Villager
15. Little Mac
16. Duck Hunt
17. Snake
18. Sonic
19. Mega Man
20. Ryu
21. Ken
22. Cloud
23. Sephiroth
24. Simon
25. Richter
26. Hero
27. Terry
28. Steve
29. Kazuya
30. Sora
31. Sub-Zero
32. Doomguy
33. Kratos
34. Master Chief
35. PaRappa the Rapper
36. Marcus Fenix
37. Tetromino
38. Lara Croft
39. Tails
40. Knuckles
41. Eggman
42. Alex Kidd
43. Red Bird
44. Black Mage
45. Lemmings
46. Crash Bandicoot
47. Captain Price
48. Tracer
49. CJ
50. Robbie Rabbit
51. Freddy Fazbear
52. Shovel Knight
53. Cuphead
54. Sans
55. Illidan Stormrage
56. Crazy Dave
57. Ezio
58. Rayman
59. Ratchet & Clank
60. Ghost Gang
61. Ms. Pac-Man
62. Adventurer (Atari)
63. Space Invader
64. Horace (Horace Goes Skiing, not the otherwise-unrelated indie game named after him)
65. Vault Boy
66. Big Daddy
67. Car (could be a rep for Rocket League; Need for Speed; Forza; Crusin'; e.t.c. - use your imagination!)
68. Jonesy
69. Arthur Morgan
70. Dragonborn
71. Q*Bert
72. Gyaraga
73. Nathan Drake
74. Sackboy
75. Spyro
76. Sweet Tooth
77. Aiden Pearce
78. Crono
79. Guybrush Threepwood
80. Gordon Freeman
81. Chell
82. Tony Hawk

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

EVIL CRYPTOCURRENCIES BE LIKE

USED TO BUY THINGS WITH PRACTICAL USE

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

I love how all the Toy Story references we've seen in Lightyear are super subtle - I didn't catch any of them myself and most of the ones I've read originate from throwback quotes or background details.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

People who want Senran Kagura in Smash are being ironic...

right?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

Embeded Reddit videos when you have a YouTube video on in the background be like:

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

A lot of the Garfield book titles read like they could be Smash reveal taglines.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 28, 2021

My favourite 3D 12-edged curveless geometric shapes:

1. Box
2. Cube
3. Station 2

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

god help me i watched one muppets video essay and now my entire front page is nothing but muppet analysis

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

I made this quick box art for if the next Smash actually devoted to a "gaming history celebration" and brought back the Smash 64 aesthetic.

Calling the game Smash 7 would likely start a few wars.

Also I just realised I forgot to put a Pokémon on the box art.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

This is one of the worst trailers I've seen - albeit more personally and not because I think it's low quality. I really dislike that pastel lo-fi aesthetic and dating digital versions of real people in a biopic game is icky. Shame to see people use it as a way to justify transphobia/racism though

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

Deep fried memes are still funny.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

That's it? No Wumpa League?

I played myself.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

among us 2: disguised murder robot waifu

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

i swear to god if we dont see wumpa league

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

"Where's FNAF?"
FNAF shows up
"dead game lol"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

The music on the State of Play countdown is so harrowing. This is "you are now a vilomah by your own hand" music, not "yooooooo! new Calla' Duty teaser just dropped!" music.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

I generally don't like shill picks for recent releases, but I'm all for Parker the Cloud (Middlemost Post) in Nick Brawl. Given how Nick corporate can act their new shows need all the help they can get; and Parker could be really fun as a small shapeshifter with weather powers and mail delivery-themed moves - also I really like the design of Angus. (guy on the left)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

Min Min would be greatly improved from a design perspective by 1. just making her spring arms intangible and 2. not doing... this.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

DJ!

Dictionary,

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

If game design doesn't work out for me, TV animation would probably be my plan B. Whatever show I make or work on, it's gonna have an episode like this.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

Continuihg off CoH's "Ultimate lacks focus" status, I decided to categorise how I see the newcomer roster as "celebration" - it's more balanced than I expected, though some characters like Min Min and Byleth I couldn't find any category for. Funny how "gaming history" is the smallest though, (I did consider putting in K. Rool given how much of a landmark title DKC was, but considering a lot of if not most players probably never saw him due to a lack of an exposition cutscene and his ominous manual silhouette... not sure he counts. If Covid and ACNH happened before SSBU Isabelle would be in history easy.)

Gaming history	Nintendo history	Fandom
Ken Sephiroth Simon Richter Joker Hero Terry Steve Kazuya Sora	Daisy Piranha Plant Ridley K. Rool Dark Samus Chrom Isabelle Pythra Inkling Ken Simon Richter Hero Banjo	Daisy Ridley K. Rool Chrom Isabelle Pythra Inkling Simon Hero Banjo Steve Sora

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

I can't believe Roblox moderation prediced FNF

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

I have this weird quirk where if I say something with a certain amount of syllables, I'll then hear it in my mind with the exact delivery of some specific quote from a cartoon, video, or movie I watched as a kid. "Now those are cookie robots" from Despicable Me pops up a lot.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

Finally. A platform fighter for us Brits.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

They finally acknowledged the "Clifford is a kaiju" joke.

Of COURSE Clifford is a kaiju for Halloween. What’s your pet dressing up as? Make your costumed pet as big as Clifford with Clifford-Size Your Pet and share with #CliffordHalloween for a chance to win a special surprise from #KONGDogToys! Try now: https://t.co/w1KmeDxZna pic.twitter.com/XYBrt5v9So

— Clifford the Big Red Dog (@CliffordMovie) October 25, 2021

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

please help me what is this guys name

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

.- -- --- -. --. / ..- ...

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

This looks brilliant. Might be a little more campy and turn-off-your-brain-y than usual Pixar fare but I'm OK with that.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

I will never understand why Route 209 was a Spear Pillar song in Brawl and not Pokémon Stadium 2.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

"The NX is not a replacement for the Wii U" they said.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

If Multiversus is indeed a bad F2P game a la Brawlhalla, there is still something related to it to be hyped about: the initial leak stated multiple major game studios were working on their own platform fighters. Even if those games also end up being bad, more platfighters is good news - loosening Nintendo's monopoly and providing more titles for devs to learn from is a miracle.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

just used a reaction gif on a creation thread and the host thought i submitted squidward

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Oct 27, 2021

I've always loved the idea of a composite clone - but now I'm kinda regretting that. I don't know if this fighter would be utterly useless or way overpowered, but either way he's certainly not balanced.

Spoiler: Big Image