Wario Wario Wario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

If Tetromino gets in Smash, I want it to be as lifelessly animated as possible, not spinning when it gets hit, or even registering taunt inputs. Ever seen that Brawl mod that replaces Yoshi with a T-posing Tommy Pickles? Yeah, that's what I'm going for.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

Post this video to scare people who think Smash shouldn't be played or designed competitively because "that wasn't Sakurai's intention."

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

If the purple leak is real, I think it's most likely to be Waluigi - but that could be bias speaking.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

Ubisoft made a crossover of all their iconic characters...

and made it a Bomberman clone??

You know, we really could've done with a sequel to this undisputable masterpiece. Free idea, no payment necessary or wanted

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

Finally, a rep for one of the best Mega Drive games

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

Confirmed.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

Out of the loop: can someone clue me in on this Nabohino drama?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

Me when they put Megalovania - Undertale in the Smash soundtrack and not File Select - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

This image came to my head back when Nick Brawl was announced and I haven't been able to get it out since. Hopefully drawing it will let it escape.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

"Wait, OnlyFans has uses other than porn?" - me, a week ago.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

Top 20 most wanteds because why not.

1. Muddy Mole (Mole Mania)
2. Jill (Drill Dozer)
3. PaRappa the Rapper (PaRappa the Rapper)
4. Waluigi (Super Mario)
5. Knight & Ostrich (Joust)
6. Bonanza Bros. (Bonanza Bros.)
7. Peppino (Pizza Tower)
8. Dr. Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog)
9. Clippit (Microsoft Office)
10. Tingle (Tingle)
11. Space Invader (Space Invaders)
12. Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog)
13. Onix (Pokémon)
14. Ashley and Red (WarioWare)
15. Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
16. Bubsy (Bubsy)
17. Red (Angry Birds)
18. Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong)
19. Ghost Gang (Pac-Man)
20. Andross (StarFox)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2021

Reminder that Sans Undertale is canonically a war criminal and child murderer.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

And they say science and spirituality can't coexist...

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

I set Gaur Plain (Night) as my only song on Gaur Plain, and I'm not affraid to do it again.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

All these Switch shill picks... and still no Rabbid Peach.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

Instead of putting hats on generic enemies and calling them new characters, we should take features away from characters and call them generic enemies

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

Perfect music for PictoChat 2.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

I watched this without knowing the sound was sampled from the Looney Tunes sitcom and I thought the voice acting was original, it fits the characters that well.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

Nintendo just released a WarioWare ad on Switch news written as if if Wario was writing it.

Wario putting a "<3" emoji at the end of a letter is both extremely off-character and also extremely fitting.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

"Defeated" is a real word, but the way the Smash announcer says it, as well as how many times you hear it in an 8-player stock battle, makes it sound like a made up word like "funner" or "deconfirmed"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

Reminder that there's a Mii costume for a character based on a Japanese WW2 propaganda film.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

I think it's pretty cool how Nick Brawl has a majority of the 90s cartoons. The only ones missing (not including KaBlam and Doug, which are stuck in legal limbo, and Oh Yeah! Cartoons, which was just a pilot showcase and will likely be indirectly repped by one of the 2000s characters it spawned) are Rocko, Rocket Power, and Beavers. I'd be very surprised if Rocko didn't make the roster.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

I've been reading the SpongeBob pitch bible. For as great as the show turned out, we were seriously robbed of this character trait.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

Mario vs. Sonic vs. Crash? No, this is the 90s corporate rematch we really need

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2021

The world if Peach and Daisy were the short and plump ones and Mario and Luigi were the tall conventionally attractive ones

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2021

Spoiler: Warner Bros. Platform Fighter roster

Batman (DC Comics)
Wonder Woman (DC Comics)
The Joker (DC Comics)
Lex Luthor (DC Comics)
Green Lantern (DC Comics)
Aquaman (DC Comics)
Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
Taz (Looney Tunes)
Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
Godzilla (Godzilla)
King Kong (King Kong)
Frodo Baggins (The Hobbit)
Neo (The Matrix)
Stripe (Gremlins)
Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice) (Beetlejuice)
Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
Jabberjaw (Jabberjaw)
Tom & Jerry (Tom & Jerry)
Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
Raiden (Mortal Kombat)
Knight & Ostrich (Joust)
Jake the Dog (Adventure Time)
Garnet (Steven Universe)
Ben 10 (Ben 10)
Chowder (Chowder)
Ed (Ed, Edd n’ Eddy)
Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls)
Slappy Squirrel (Animaniacs)
Freakazoid (Freakazoid!)
Dio (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2021

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2021

If Sakurai or Nintendo asked me to choose the next fighters pass, I wouldn't because I don't approve of predatory season passes - but if one of us managed to bribe the other here's who I'd choose

1. Muddy Mole
2. Jill & Drill Dozer
3. Knight & Ostrich
4. PaRappa the Rapper
5. Peppino
6. Clippit

These aren't my most wanted per say, (Peppino probably doesn't even make the top 20) more so just the characters I would will into Smash if I could because they'd have no chance in hell otherwise - hence the lack of Waluigi, Crash, Eggman, e.t.c.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2021

I felt it'd be fun to do a roster for that fake "Smash Bros. Memories" leak from years ago. Irrelevance is more of a determining factor than age or un/popularity for this roster, and it's written from the perspective of today, not 2012

Spoiler

1. King K. Rool
2. Donkey Kong Jr.
3. Lanky Kong
4. Kiddy Kong
5. Stanley
6. Geno
7. Vivian
8. Captain Syrup
9. Foreman Spike
10. Tingle
11. Skull Kid
12. Midna
13. Ghirahim
14. Adeleine
15. Dashing Super Guy
16. Ivysaur
17. Lucy Fleetfoot
18. Shadow Lugia
19. Captain Falcon
20. Black Shadow
21. Ness
22. Kumatora
23. Lloyd (Mother)
24. Ice Climbers
25. Mr. G&W
26. Pit
27. ROB
28. Little Mac
29. King Hippo
30. Duck Hunt
31. Muddy Mole
32. Jinbe
33. Jill & Drill Dozer
34. Tin Star
35. Ted & Archie
36. The Amazon
37. Bubbles
38. Excitebiker
39. Isaac
40. Chibi-Robo
41. Mallo (Pullblox)
42. Bonanza Bros.
43. Space Invader
44. Banjo-Kazooie
45. Plok

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2021

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2021

AU where Smash is a "partner" system.

Spoiler

• Mario and Stanley
• Luigi and Nabbit
• Peach and Pauline
• Daisy and Tatanga
• Bowser and Boom Boom
• Dr. Mario and Nurse Toadstool
• Rosalina and Lubba
• Bowser Jr. and Chuckster
• Donkey Kong and Funky Kong
• Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong
• King K. Rool and Kloak
• Link and Kass
• Zelda and Marin
• Sheik and Impa
• Ganondorf and Skull Kid
• Young Link and Tingle
• Toon Link and Tetra
• Samus and the baby Metroid
• Dark Samus and Sylux
• Zero Suit Samus and Adam Malkovich
• Ridley and Kraid
• Yoshi and the Stork
• Kirby and Adeleine
• King Dedede and Waddle Dee
• Meta Knight and the Meta Knights
• Fox and Krystal
• Falco and Peppy
• Wolf and Andross
• Pikachu and Emolga
• Jigglypuff and Onix
• Pichu and Igglybuff
• Mewtwo and Genesect
• Pokémon Trainer and Todd Snap
• Lucario and Zoroark
• Greninja and Sceptile
• Incineroar and Machamp
• Ness and Paula
• Lucas and Kumatora
• Captain Falcon and Bio Rex
• Ice Climbers and Bubbles
• fire emblem omitted because i cant tell these characters apart
• Mr. Game & Watch and Virtual Boy
• Pit and Magnus
• Dark Pit and Viridi
• Palutena and Phosphora
• Wario and Ashley
• Snake and Otacon
• Sonic and Tails
• Olimar and Bulborb
• ROB and Professor Hector
• Villager and Tom Nook
• Isabelle and Crazy Redd
• Mega Man and Roll
• Wii Fit Trainer and Dr. Kawashima
• Little Mac and Doc Louis
• Pac-Man and Mappy
• Shulk and Fiora
• Duck Hunt and Tin Star
• Ryu and Chun-Li
• Ken and Blanka
• Cloud and Barret
• Bayonetta and Jeanne
• Inkling and Squid Sisters
• Simon and Alucard
• Richter and Trevor
• Mii Brawler and Party Phil
• Mii Swordfighter and Wooden Shop Keeper
• Mii Gunner and Nico Flame
• Piranha Plant and Strollin' Stu
• Joker and Morgana
• Hero and Slime
• Banjo-Kazooie and Mumbo Jumbo
• Terry and Iori
• Min Min and Spring Man
• Steve and Creeper
• Sephiroth and Kefka
• Pyra/Mythra and Rex
• Kazuya and Heihachi

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2021

Just found out Young Cricket is voiced by SwaySway.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2021

the simpsons season 50 episode 17 bart gets cbt in front of a live studio audience

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2021

If I was making a list of the "100 most influential games of all time" I honestly think only three Nintendo-published games would make the list - Super Mario Bros, Super Mario 64, and Donkey Kong Country.

EarthBound and Animal Crossing's influences on indie gaming could make them candidates for inclusion if there were more open slots, but other than that Nintendo hasn't had the biggest impact post-80s.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2021

Had a go at designing an Space Invader Smash sprite - specifically an uppercut to be used as an up tilt or up air. It was very tough to 1. keep Crab on-model so it didn't look like a public domain alternative, and 2. make it clear which area is attacking while using a single frame with barely any pixels. Making overlap points between limbs and the body grey helped a lot.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2021

I never thought I'd ever say this, but the Space Invaders Funko Pop is a really good reference as to how it could look in Smash.

I'd say combine those dimensions with the glow and texture from the road safety PSA and you've got the perfect SI Smash design.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2021

Nintendo brought back the Hell Valley Sky Trees before Toadsworth

The Mario Mandate works in mysterious ways.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2021

If this movie came out today, every community on this planet would be offended.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2021

Has there ever been an arcade platform fighter? Like, actual official mass-produced arcade machine in mainstream amusement centres and restaurants?