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Wario Wario Wario

Wario Wario Wario

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  • Wario Wario Wario
    ToeJam & Earl and Norm of the North are the only good corporate Twitters.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Another fun little roster game for me, Sakurai (and Nintendo for later instalments) gets control of fighters, I get control of stages.
    Smash 64:
    Bob-Omb Battlefield
    Kongo Jungle
    Hyrule Castle
    Planet Zebes
    Super Happy Tree
    Green Greens (rename of Dream Land)
    Lylat Cruise
    Pokémon Stadium
    Bowser's Castle

    Melee:
    Battlefield
    Final Destination
    Peach's Castle
    Airship
    Mushroom Kingdom
    Kongo Falls
    Bramble Blast
    Sword on Cliff (as in Zelda 2's title)
    Temple
    Brinstar
    Yoshi's Story
    Yoshi's Island (based on SMW2, not World.)
    Fountain of Dreams
    Halberd
    Corneria
    Venom
    Saffron City
    Mute City
    Onett
    Icicle Mountain
    Subcon (rename of Mushroom Kingdom 2)
    Brinstar Depths
    Poké Floats
    Big Blue
    Fourside
    Flat Zone (what we know as Flat Zone X)

    Brawl:
    Delfino Plaza
    Mushroomy Kingdom
    Rainbow Road
    WarioWare, Inc.
    Rumble Falls
    Clock Town
    Norfair
    Frigate Orpheon
    Hop! Hop! Donut Lifts
    Butter Building
    Krazoa Palace
    Poké Floats 2
    Port Town Aero Dive
    Castle Siege
    Forest of Hope (rename of Distant Planet)
    New Pork City
    Gyromite
    Mario's Cement Factory
    Skyworld
    Shadow Moses Island
    Luigi's Mansion
    Pirate Ship
    Spear Pillar
    25M
    Mario Bros.
    Wii Menu
    Kuru Kuru Kururin
    Green Hill Zone

    3DS and Wii U shared
    Boxing Ring
    Duck Hunt
    Gaur Plain

    3DS:
    3D Land
    Golden Plains
    Maple Treeway
    Sarasaland GB
    Geudo Valley
    Spirit Train
    Butter Building
    Kalos Pokémon League
    Prism Tower
    Mute City SNES
    Magicant
    Arena Ferox
    Reset Bomb Forest
    Tortimer Island
    Pullblox
    Living Room
    Pilotwings
    Tomodachi Life
    PictoChat
    Central Highway
    Pac-Land

    Wii U:
    Big Battlefield
    Mushroom Kingdom U
    Comet Observatory
    Hisstocrat
    Mine Cart Madness
    Skyloft
    SR388
    Prince Froggy's Belly
    Rainbow Route
    Orbital Gate Assault
    Unova Pokémon League
    Coliseum
    Flat Zone 2
    Palutena's Temple
    Awazon River Basin
    Garden of Hope
    Town & City
    Obstacle Course
    Sanderson Family Home
    Jinbe Land
    Wuhu Island
    Casino Night Zone
    Wily Castle
    Pac-Maze
    Miiverse

    DLC:
    Same as it is

    Ultimate:
    Steam Gardens
    Future Hyrule Castle
    Ancho-V Games
    Dracula's Castle

    Ultimate DLC:
    Velvet Room
    Yggdrasil's Altar
    Spiral Mountain
    KoF Stadium
    Garreg Mach Monastery
    Ramen Bowl
    Minecraft World
    Northen Cave
    Cloud Sea (rename)
    Mishima Dojo
    Wario Wario Wario
    Donkey Kong Country 3 and Sonic CD are testament to how important level design is to platformers. They control and function almost one-to-one with the rest of their series, they just don't have the stages to back it up.

    In a weird way, Crash Warped proves the same thing in the opposite way - Crash has a ton of needless power-ups and abilities, and half the stages are horrid vehicle levels, but the platforming levels are so well-designed they mitigate those issues so much they may as well not exist.
    Wario Wario Wario
    My game's protagonist is close to a pacifist as a platformer protagonist can be - every boss battle begins with him trying to reason with the enemy but, because he's a dumb 11 year old who doesn't know any words longer than 4 syllables, he ultimately has to resort to the old Goomba stomp.

    That being said, I think my idea of him flinching uncomfortably while doing his kick attack was a little too far. Yeah, not going through with that one. Disposable enemies get no mercy unfortunately.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I don't like the "Diddy Kong Racing shared universe" theory because it implies the Great Mighty Poo exists in the Mario universe.
    Wario Wario Wario
    When you start a job at Google, you get a colourful propeller hat that reads "Noogler"

    I've read that Google employees aren't forced to wear Noogler hats, and I'm not sure if that makes it better (Google aren't forcing people to embarass themselves) or worse (people are embarassing themselves by choice.)
    Wario Wario Wario
    The single worst game design decision in Smash history - possibly Nintendo history as a whole - is the rightmost cloud on Super Happy Tree. Why is it there, and why did they keep it when they brought back the stage in SSBU? At best it encourages camping! Shame too, one of the most aesthetically pleasing stages in the series.
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    This is Randall slander!

    Besides, most players don't play with hazards on.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Since fake Mario spin-off rosters are always on the mind for me, I decided to make a roster for the cancelled Mario Spikers game - albeit an extremely conservative roster that exclusively uses charactsrs who I feel are fit for wrestling, regardless of popularity or marketability.
    Mario
    Wario
    Bowser
    Roy
    Morton
    Daisy
    Boom Boom
    Pom Pom
    DK
    Funky Kong
    K. Rool
    Klump
    Lord Fredrik
    Rambi
    Birdetta
    Spewart
    Foreman Spike
    Spike
    Hammer Bro.
    Petey Piranha
    King Bob-Omb
    Chargin’ Chuck
    Whomp King
    Mouser
    Dribble
    Captain Syrup
    Wario Wario Wario
    45 points again, this time we're making Mario Kart.
    20GenoK. RoolAshleyVivianOogtarMartyDimentioFawfulSonic
    10GoombaJimmy T.Boom BoomKamekCappyChain ChompCranky KongCaptain SyrupCaptain Falcon
    8PoochyFever, Chill and WeirdRambiE. GaddBroodalsMidbusMouserOrbulonKirby
    6Dribble and SpitzHammer BroPlessieLanky KongHelen GraveleyToadsworthForeman SpikeMonaPikachu
    5PenguinThe StorkTatangaPiantaStanleyBiddybudConkdorPokeySquid Sisters
    3SidestepperMotley BossblobAqualeaXananabBurt the BashfulPak E. DermDangerous DuckSteam GardenerZelda
    1Bronze LuigiBaby PaulineTiny
    Wario    		ParabonesBaby YoshiGeriatric MarioVampire WarioYarn YoshiK.K. Slider
    Wario Wario Wario
    I like how, intentionally or not, the 4 Mario universe platforming protags appeal to different stages of life.
    • Yoshi is cute and lives in a crayon world with usually easy platforming, perfect for kids who just barely count in the "3+" age range
    • Mario is a standard all-around hero in standard all-around games, the sort of character you idolise when you're only just about to break out of the single-digits
    • Wario is lazy, gross, and greedy. He fights a mix of nightmare inducing creatures and wimpy freaks in really unconventional game styles, very resonant with a teen demographic trying to break the rules and slowly understanding complex morality beyond just "good and bad".
    • Donkey Kong is just a chill dude who loves family, friends, and food. His games are hard and tend to be a bit on the artistic side in terms of soundtrack and levels. Not mature or edgy, but there's a slight pinch of adult sensibility to him.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Regular Waddle Dee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bandanna Waddle Dee.
    Wario Wario Wario
    That seems a little counter-intuitive


    I have a love-hate relationship these best/worst TV show wikis, most of the points they make are utterly terrible and sometimes the qualities they mention are the exact opposite of how they're framing them - it's basically TVTropes Mr. Enter style - but it's kinda addictive, like a car crash you can't look back from, and they occasionally, very rarely, make decent points.
    Wario Wario Wario
    As a kid I always thought the stick figure portion of the Tom & Jerry Tales intro were supposed to be blueprints, since the designs from it were used in a blueprint map screen in the Tom & Jerry Tales DS game - however, as I grew older I eventually started to think the DS game influenced me to see them as blueprints and they moreso intended as a reference to storyboards with an aesthetically pleasing dark blue as opposed to the blinding white usually found on paper

    Now my 6 year old self is finally validated, as I have learned that that scene was intended as a tribute to a blueprint-themed original Tom & Jerry short. That was an absolute rollercoaster of a 5-minute Google, let me tell you.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I really hope Nintendo don't shift their focus to open world games from now on. I may just not buy Nintendo's next console if they're gonna abandon linearity like they abandonded 2D for the N64 and Cube.
    Hex D. Jess
    Hex D. Jess
    To be fair, Pokémon's been stuck with linearity for a long time even though Gen 1 was ironically not. I don't think they should abandon linearity altogether, but Pokémon in particular could really benefit from doing that.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Here's some highlight pun stage names from my planned game
    • Sun Nova Beach
    • Saint Entso Baptist Church
    • Under FUNstruction
    • In Hot Fursuit
    • It's Hip to Chuck Trees
    • Pitfall Hurry
    • Slippery Slope Facility
    Wario Wario Wario
    For a while I've had this idea of a Kuru Kuru Kururin stage that would just be FD but with a slight bump in the middle, a noplat as distinct from FD as Dream Land is from Battlefield - but the thing is, I think I've found a more interesting aesthetic design.
    Wario Wario Wario
    doing another point game, this time for that Nintendo compilation I mentioned in my previous post. 55 instead of 45 this time.

    20EarthBound BeginningsVirtual Boy Wario LandBanjo-KazooieF-Zero GXPunch-Out!! (Mike Tyson)Diddy Kong RacingPokémon ColliseumFrog for Whom the Bell Tolls (English)Super Smash Bros. Melee
    10Donkey Kong Country 2The Legend of Zelda: The Wind WakerWario Land 4Super Smash Bros. (64)Kirby Air RideEarthBoundGolden SunRhythm Tengoku (English)Super Mario RPG
    8Mario Kart: Double Dash!!Chibi-Robo!Luigi's MansionPunch-Out!! (Mr. Dream)WarioWare Twisted!The Legend of Zelda: Majora's MaskDonkey Kong Jungle BeatPikmin 2StarFox Adventures
    6UnirallySuper Mario SunshineYoshi's IslandPokémon SnapWario WorldPokémon Emerald1080 AvalanchePilotwings 64Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link
    5Kirby 64StarTropicsPokémon Puzzle LeagueGame & Watch Gallery 4Pokémon CrystalDonkey Kong '94Wave Race 64Drill DozerExcitebike 64
    3Mole ManiaExcitebikePopeye (Arcade)Kirby's AdventureKid IcarusWario Land: Super Mario Land 3Balloon KidThe Mysterious Murasame CastleNester's Funky Bowling
    1Kuru Kuru KururinClu Clu LandIce ClimberKirby's Dream CourseTin StarDr. Mario 64Yoshi's StoryBalloon FightStarWing
    Included by defaultSuper Mario All-Stars + Super Mario WorldSuper Mario 64Super Mario LandDonkey Kong CountryDonkey Kong ClassicsMario Bros.The Legend of ZeldaThe Legend of Zelda: A Link to the PastThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Default 2Super MetroidMetroid PrimeKirby Super StarPokémon YellowMario Kart 64PikminStar Fox 64WarioWare Inc: Minigame ManiaAnimal Crossing - Population: Growing!
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    No Metroid choices
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    Well, this is gonna be tough to choose then

    -Donkey Kong 94
    -F-Zero GX
    -Super Smash Bros 64
    -Kirby 64
    -Wave RACE 64
    -Wario Land 4
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    Wario Land 4
    Excitebike 64
    Mysterious Murasume Castle
    Pokemon Crystal
    Luigi's Mansion
    Majora's Mask
    Double Dash
    Kirby 64
    Kid Icarus
    Wario Wario Wario
    It's kinda disturbing how normalised the R-word is in the SMG4 and SuperMarioLogan fan circles - like I've watched a few reviews and drama recaps for these channels and they frequently use it casually as a synonym for "wacky" or "idiotic" without even acting like it's some edgy counter-cultural thing, let alone a repugnant slur.
    Wario Wario Wario
    So, is that cancelled Courage PS1 game that's supposedly been found real? I really doubt it, but still.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Netflix's shuffle option would be great for Paramount+, HBOMax, and (to a lesser extent) Disney+ given they have a lot of cartoons that were designed to be watched out of order.
    Wario Wario Wario
    45 points part 3: music, probably the final one since I can't be bothered to do stages.
    20The Moon - DuckTalesI Am All of Me - Shadow the HedgehogPigstep - MinecraftTitle - Buck BumbleDialga's Fight to the Finish - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time and DarknessCredits (10% Faster) - Hotel MarioBeach - PlokChemical Plant Zone - Sonic the Hedgehog 2Concept of Love - Jet Set Radio Future
    10Boss - Learn with Pokémon: Typing AdventureEddie, Let Me Go Back to My Home - Donkey Kong Country (Cartoon)Beware the Forest Mushrooms - Super Mario RPGThe World Revolving - DeltaruneHard Times - Sonic 3 & KnucklesFinal Boss - Banjo-KazooieBody Rock - WarioWare DIYPokey Means Business!/Cease to Exist! - EarthBoundPROGRAM - Kirby: Planet Robobot
    8Ai no Uta - PikminMaple Treeway - Mario Kart WiiAquatic Ambience - Donkey Kong CountryMega Man X Medley - Mega Man XRedial - Bomberman HeroFinal Rescue - Eek! the CatMain Theme - Monty on the RunSweden - MinecraftDon't Worry - Xenoblade X
    6Dire Dire Docks - Super Mario 64Sanctuary Guardian - EarthBoundWindmill Hills - DKC Tropical FreezePause Beat - BattletoadsSeason Finale - Garfield: Caught in the ActDK Rap (Original) - Donkey Kong 64Intro - Sonic UndergroundBand Land (Harmony) - RaymanAnother World - The Smurfs' Nightmare
    5Showdown at the Tower - Donkey Kong '94Jib Jig - DKC2Octopus - Game & Watch GalleryIgnorance is Bliss - White Knuckle Scorin'Dig Dug 2 - Namco X CapcomCave - Kuru Kuru KururinHot Top Volcano - Diddy Kong RacingKraken of the Sea - EarthBoundBowser - Yoshi's Island
    3Bowser's Castle - Mario Kart Super CircuitNeo Land - Kururin ParadiseBuilt to Scale - Rhythm Heaven (DS)Ms. Pac-Man Medley - Ms. Pac-ManMarch Ahead - Paper MarioThey Call Me Sonic - Sonic ArcadeTomorrow Hill - WarioWare Smooth MovesBonus Stage - Super Mario SunshineBeach - Mole Mania
    1Outward BGM - Pac-LandMain Theme - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3Shampoodle - Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City!Item Room Ambience - Super MetroidCube - Dr. Mario 64Title - Punch-Out! (NES)Slideshow (Fun) - Wii Photo ChannelMain Theme - Bubble BobbleYou Can Do the Pac-Man - Pac-Man Cereal
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