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Wario Wario Wario

Wario Wario Wario

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  • Wario Wario Wario
    When they brought "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader" to the UK, they changed the title to "Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old" since we don't use the grade system, and our equivalent (the year system) is nowhere near as iconic. For whatever reason, they added an extra syllable to the theme song despite "5th grader" and "10 year old" having the same amount of syllables, so they're singing "Are you smarter than a 10 year ol-olddd?" for no reason
    Venus of the Desert Bloom
    Venus of the Desert Bloom
    Tried finding a full episode but couldn’t. Here’s an advertisement of the Japanese version

    “QUIZ! Anata wa shougakkou gonensei yori kashikoi no?” (QUIZ! Are you more clever than an elementary school 5th grader?). The contestants are typically famous people, singers, athletes, actors, and other celebrities.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    I think the video I posted was a full episode. If you can't see it then it must be that the copyright holder is trying to make regional versions only watchable in their respective region since that video you posted isn't available here in the UK
    Venus of the Desert Bloom
    Venus of the Desert Bloom
    Ah, yeah I meant I tried finding a full episode of the Japanese version but I couldn’t. Stupid region laws...
    Wario Wario Wario
    I'm not one for forcing diverse characters into crossovers just for the sake of having diversity (emphasis on "into crossovers"), but I kinda want Bubbles from Clu Clu Land in Smash just for the sole purpose of having a female Smash character who is not in the slightest bit conventionally attractive. She's a red ball with bucked teeth who is supposed to be a pufferfish, she is probably the most sexless fictional character design imaginable, I don't even think people who are into abstract, non-sexual character designs would find Bubbles attractive. I don't even think you could do the whole Super Crown thing with her, she is the literal antithesis of all things sexual, just as Satan is the Anti-Christ, Bubbles is the Anti-Cupid.
    Wario Wario Wario
    To me, non-game characters in Smash are less a case of "shouldn't happen", and more "can't happen" - if Goku or SpongeBob was announced for Smash I'd welcome them with open arms.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Monkey Ball 1 and 2 are actually better Sonic games than most 3D Sonic games - I love me some Colours, Generations and Lost World, but Monkey Ball's got the semi-linear stages; the momentum physics; the stage gimmicks; most of the fundamental basics of a Classic Sonic game gameplay-wise really.
    Janx_uwu
    Janx_uwu
    What is your favorite 3D Sonic game, anyway? Mine's Gens, mainly for the level design and music, and partly for mod support.
    And yeah, never heard of anyone phrase Monkey Ball like that, but it does make me want to play them quite a bit out of sheer curiosity.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Those 3 I listed, with my favourite being Lost World (controversial pick, I know), I'm also quite partial to 3D Blast (the Director's Cut mod).
    Janx_uwu
    Janx_uwu
    Gosh, LW is a weird case. I only played the 3DS version as I never owned a Wii U, but I will say this-the story and level design alone have warded me off from purchasing it on steam. (Not the stage layouts themselves, just thought the designs looked bland and uninspired). I did get the soundtrack though, and while it's often not the hard rock or orchestral rock Modern Sonic is known for, it's quite good in my opinion. (Kinda wish I had a Wii U to play as Link Sonic, but oh well.) I'm not sure it's worth 30 bucks on Steam, especially since it's a controversial game, so I'll wait for a price drop.
    3D Blast, huh? I'm also one of the few who didn't think it was a complete disaster. Although Adventure was probably the better transition in terms of how Sonic controlled and the level design. I'll check out the Director's Cut of 3D Blast when I get a chance.
    Wario Wario Wario
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    Janx_uwu
    Janx_uwu
    How so? Did they put a price on their fangames, or was it something else, like an optional donation?
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    Mostly the donation part. Like Patreon and such.
    Janx_uwu
    Janx_uwu
    That's pretty different-saying "hey, I'm putting a bunch of work into something I'm garunteed to not make money off of. You have the option to support me financially if you so choose.", rather than "hey, give me money if you want to play this thing with properties I don't own." It's Nintendo's choice to take these down-the fangame creators aren't breaking any rules here unless they're charging money for the game itself. Like I said, even if it does affect Nintendo, does it really matter? Fangames are garunteed to get less attention than an official game (unless it's a special case like Sonic Mania). I can't imagine someone would make so much money off of a fangame that it would financially hurt the richest company in Japan.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I was thinking about this over my vacation: a good Looney Tunes fighting game would be amazing. Looney Tunes tended to have slow set ups for satisfying, smart and, of course, violent gags so I was thinking the game (not sure if it'd be a platfighter or traditional, but I'd say platfighter makes more sense for a game starring characters popular with kids like Bugs and Daffy) could run at a Brawl/Wii U level pace and have the game's meat rely less on combos (not that those wouldn't exist in this game of course) and more on outwitting and luring foes.
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    Phoenix Douchebag
    Phoenix Douchebag
    A fighting game using western/american cartoons as a roster basis with cartoony characters would be amazing in general. It would be a breath of fresh air from all the intense anime fighers like Blazlbue, Guilty Gear, Dragon Ball Fighterz or realistic western fighters like Mortal Kombat and Killer Instinc. I remember doing a fan-roster for a CN Time Explosion 2 and just going nuts.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Had Federation Force just been released as "Blast Ball" people would probably wonder why it WASN'T a Metroid game.
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    MooMew64
    Real talk, I personally think there's a chance it might have been another Dinosaur Planet situation where Next-Level Games were making a space soccer game, some executive at Nintendo thought it'd fit Metroid, and told them to stich the IP on it.

    Obviously, there's nothing official to support that, but it's a fun, silly tin-foil hat theory I have. :p
    Wario Wario Wario
    I saw "Ashley Banjo" trending on Twitter and thought they shadowdropped a trailer for Ashley with Banjo in it. I was wrong unfortunately.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    If Banjo didn't get in Smash, he would certainly be the new Daisy Ridey.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Made another iceberg, this one I'm actually really proud of: the game localisation iceberg!
    Wario Wario Wario
    Rebooting G&W with vintage ROMs is a genius idea, but really hasn't been executed well. I would've made it more of a budget release designed for families too poor to afford a Switch, a market I'm surprised Nintendo isn't tapping into given that's where bootleg products thrive.
    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    The Super Mario Bros G&W is the very definition of cash grab.

    Maybe they could have made a G&W version of the NES Classic with more games? That would be cool
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Yeah, that'd be cool, but also, imagine a £10, give or take, G&W with the original US Mario trilogy on it and a watch, that'd sell like hotcakes among both, collectors and parents just looking for a simple game their kids can play that won't crunch the budget.
    Wario Wario Wario
    The reason why people make fun of guns and swearing in Shadow the Hedgehog where games like Crash Bandicoot can get off the hook with the same things is because Shadow took it completely straight and used mature themes solely to look cool. It's not "guns in a kids' game" that people dislike, it's "guns portrayed as cool in a kids' game".
    Wario Wario Wario
    I'll always find it hilarious how poorly Sega censored Bonanza Bros. in the 90s. The game is about robbing banks and released during a time where games were being accused of promoting crime so censorship certainly wasn't unnecessary - but the way they went around it was super strange - they changed the brothers to detectives, cool, but instead of you know, changing the loot to evidence and cops to thugs or anything like that, they just added a plot description in the manual that says that they're detectives testing a new security system... by robbing banks... and also added a cutscene to the game's attract mode that contradicts BOTH plots by saying they're vigilantes hired to stop crooked establishments...
    Wario Wario Wario
    I'm the sort of person who can go from listening to UB40 to Metallica to stock SpongeBob music within seconds by choice, with no input from any iPod shuffle.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Ah yes, my favourite video game characters: Raphael, Iron Man, Heffer, Strong Bad, and Mike Tyson
    Wario Wario Wario
    Single player modes in multiplayer games: No good
    Multiplayer modes in single player games: SIGN ME THE **** UP THAT'S SOME GOOD STUFF GOOD STUFF IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF RIGHT THERE (chorus: RIGHT THERE)
    Wario Wario Wario
    -Disjointed visuals and text
    -"Adults bad"
    -Annoying, exaggerated voice acting
    -Terrible colour choices

    Bubble Tape predicted Persona 5
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    Janx_uwu
    Couldn’t agree more. I like certain s aspects of p5, but that and other stuff made me not want to finish it.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I don't really get why SSE portrayed Wario as a villain. Wario's certainly not the nicest guy, but he doesn't strike me as the type to try and petrify children for fun - nor does he really strike me as a of legitimate threat of any kind for that matter. I know Wolf was added late into SSBB's development but he'd fit Wario's role in the plot quite well.
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    RetrogamerMax
    I wish K. Rool was playable back in Brawl as if he joined the roster back then, he would have been in Subspace Emissary. It would been cool to see him tango with the Kongs instead of them fighting Bowser. It would have also been cool to see his interactions with Bowser and Ganondorf as he obviously would have been working alongside them for Master Hand.
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    But do you not see what Brawl did to Ganondorf gameplay-wise? Given how they compare to each other in Ultimate, Krool would arguably be legit dysfunctional.
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    RetrogamerMax
    Who cares, it would have been worth it to have K. Rool in the roster back then in Subspace Emissary.
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