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Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2024

to the tune of mr burns villain song
NAS
COGH
Compromise
Edgy tone
Sony rep
Ballot
Geno, and Sephiroth
Side characters, snubbing the mains
CGI, trailers
Importance
Miku and Clip are a fair game?
Xbox rep or 64?
Keep your shill picks, what a snore

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2024

I find it fascinating how the dying years of Nintendo's consoles are basically a Russian roulette of Nintendo putting out either its least or most ambitious content.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2024

This is something I've been thinking about a bit since I posted my status about Muppets, but a lot of autistic people really don't understand what "infantilizing" means - it has nothing to do with the aesthetic or pop culture of childhood, only the lack of liberties and trust. Someone being a Caillou superfan is not infantilizing themselves nor other autistic people, infantilizing someone with autism means expecting them to not be able to function on their own as adults, and if that expectation is motivated by said autistic person (or even a neurotypical person) carrying a plushie everywhere as opposed to the autism alone, that is still infantilization. If you want proof that someone can love Barney and still be a functioning adult... who do you think MADE Barney?

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2024

The "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd is really weird to me because like, if feelings aren't important, what is? Literally everything you as a human being could strive for or against is, fundamentally, a feeling. The reason we collect facts is to find out what things are good for people's feelings and therefore should be reproduced. Do "boo hoo did i hwurt youwr fweewings??" guys just not percieve reality or something? Are they aliens from The Mystical Other Realm where emotions work completely differently?

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2024

The hard stage vs. the real hard stage

Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2024

this is the Random YouTube Recommendation of all time

Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2024

i cant believe apple ripped off the pokemon bus ad

Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2024

is the joker making impact-font gifs an established character trait

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2024

I think having some characters being unusable like in Melee is better than having some characters being overpowered. Kirby's UP? don't use Kirby, forget he's in, leave your emotional attachment to his games at the door with your emotional attachment to any other game not in Melee, easy. Kazuya's OP? God help you, someone's gonna choose Kazuya anyway, and the internal fandom politics will never allow a ban. I'd rather have 70 Melee Kirbies in an 80 character roster than 1 Brawl Meta Knight.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2024

wait you guys actually think skibidi toilet and cocomelon will have long term negative effects on the next generation?

i thought it was just a joke

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2024

uh oh, "view previous comments" and every user who posted is blocked.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2024

So, the 2011 Muppets movie is basically the ultimate autism power fantasy, right? The plot is literally just a guy hyperfixating on some weird nostalgic relic from before he was born so hard that he completely revives the franchise.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2024

do you think that whenever the hell-industrial-complex is called out for using solitary damnnation and fireboarding, satan sends cute, emotionally manipulative cerberus fluff pieces to the press to distract people?

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2024

I like how barely anything using PD Mickey has come out, but even then pretty much everyone who has anything planned has agreed "Yes, Felix exists in this universe too"

I especially love it when they incorporate Julius and figure out how to distinguish him from Felix.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2024

teacher: ok class today we're going to finger paint
kid named kane: "i'm taking the credit"

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2024

On September 28, one will die

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2024

From that last post, I've started Googling "does Minecraft have insert animal or mythical creature here" non-stop and I'm very surprised by what they don't have. Apparently the reason for not putting in sharks is "they're misunderstood, and we don't want to encourage people to kill sharks", which is fair buuuut... if sharks don't kill people in real life, can't you just make it so that sharks don't kill Steves?

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2024

It never really dawned upon me how weird it it is that Minecraft doesn't have official dinosaur mobs, not even a fictional species or as a part of a mob vote - hell, they don't even have a non-boss dragon mob. I'm pretty sure that paleo kids and Minecraft kids are a circular venn diagram.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2024

i cant believe nobody ever checked every commerical mascot ever's copyright. they're all public domain, each and every one of them (HYPERBOLE), and i'm the first guy to catch on, i feel like i'm in that one movie big joel talked about one time about the guy with the magic glasses but instead of propaganda made by an alien illuminati it's the legal status of fictional cartoon characters made to sell children high-calorie food.

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

how have i never heard of the dilberito until now.

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

I really do not like Toy Story 4, but I'm gonna defend it in one regard: Gabby Gabby did nothing wrong. If an elderly woman (antique toy) tried to knife (send Goosebumps dolls after) me in the street (antique store filled with funny Pixar easter eggs) because she desperately needed a kidney (voice box) donated, I am going to DONATE THE KIDNEY (voice box) GOD DAMN IT. SHE NEEDS THE KIDNEY (voice box) MORE THAN ME!!!

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

oh no, this is the worst news that could have possibly happened.

We're thrilled to officially announce a monumental achievement in meme history...

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Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

I haven't seen Digital Circus 2 yet, buuuut are people actually surprised that Jax is being a douchebag? I thought it was pretty obvious from the pilot that he was more just a richard with no redeeming qualities than a lovable rascal.

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

my only thoughts about the switch 2 is "for the love of god DO NOT MAKE A NEW SMASH GAME (unless you rework the way the series is marketed)"

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

I love CTRNF, it's one of my all-time favourite games, but god damn the Golden Wumpa might be one of the worst designed mechanics in any games I've ever played, it basically just rewards going slow and not taking shortcuts

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2024

oh hey the nasb thread is finally arguing over an actual objective fact and not subjective opinion

i think this is worse

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2024

I'm learning Godot, and...

1. This is inexplicably easier than Scratch, the baby coding language for babies
2. It's going to be hard to resist chortling at "Extending member variables"

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2024

please youtube stop showing me the grinning tv man, i hate him.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2024

"There's too many changes waaaaaaaaaaaaa im a crybaby strawman"
WHY DID YOU ASK FOR A REMAKE AND NOT A PORT THEN??????

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2024

I have not seen a bigger "they knew" YouTube thumbnail since Framerater's CD-i video.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

I was planning to do an "every GBA Disney game ranked" list on Backloggd, but the first 2 games I ran into were:

Tokyo DisneySea, an unlocalised dialog driven rock paper scissors game
Aladdin, a port I can very clearly tell has awesome source material despite not having played it, but is so poorly optimised that it makes me want to die (in a joking sense)

and quickly figured out it wouldn't be worth the try, at least for the amount of games.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

Been thinking about Foodfight a lot since that documentary came out, and looking at the infamously misleading DVD cover, I feel like there's a very specific aesthetic from the early 2010s, Frutiger Aero adjacent but without the futuristic element, nobody really talks about, that only really existed in promo material for bargain bin kids' media, where it's all curved barren terrain on perfect blue skies with perfect, individually rendered green grass - I assume this is the subconcious result of Windows XP Bliss being burned into everyone's heads for a whole decade

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

Say what you want about WB pushing "evil Superman", but at least that's something that logically makes sense on a basic level in-universe instead of being based on external fandom knowledge, and has not replaced the original character completely, "evil Scrappy Doo" is neither.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

I don't get why people treat Sora getting in Smash as if it's some kind of selfless charity donation? Even if you don't share my view that Namco Smash, and especially the Ballot, is very cynical and marketing-driven; completely ignore/don't know that Sakurai has gone on record to saying Sora's negotiations were a matter of chance and not effort; and come up with some kind of gatekeepy reason as to why the many, many fans who didn't want Sora don't count, people act like this was equivalent to Nintendo feeding a billion orphans and not just an Exciting Gaming Moment.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

guys, it's disney's the black hole (1979, rated pg for the first time ever) day!

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

Gets an honest job for harmless means
Is mostly polite to customers despite the questionable business practices he's being forced to work with, only ever losing his **** at a prank visit
Goes unpaid, fails his goal, and gets laughed at by his GF and FIL despite doing nothing wrong.
Cannot find another employer ever due to an ancient prophecy

Peak storytelling really

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

they should've put dry bones in skylanders instead of dk and bowser. that would've been epic.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

I don't like how whenever Nintendo fans talk about non-Smash Nintendo crossovers, it's always Nintendo-to-Nintendo, with the exception of maybe Sonic or something. Get weird with it, you know? Give me a Pokemon Conquest or a Mario + Rabbids. Come up with a cartoon or anime crossover or something.

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