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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2019

Pretty much every new Bubsy game has some sort of Halloween tie - Woolies Strike Back came out on Halloween, Paws on Fire was announced Halloween the following year, and apparently the official Bubsy social media manager has been active on the Bubsy fan discord recently.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2019

Smash REALLY shouldn't penalise players for having bad connections.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

why are these Simpsons compilations that have really weird vague titles in my recommended?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

What if we gave the Bomberman: Act Zero treatment to other classic family friendly games?

PaRappa the Rapper, as a doberman, gets a gun and shoots up police officers
Rayman, perpetually tormented by his limbless body, goes on a murderous rampage so others can feel his pain.
Kirby fights a cult-like religion intent on revivi-WAIT WHAT?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

That YouTube Headquarters raid is probably gonna be even more pathetic than the Area 51 raid was.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

I am literally inable to play Mii Brawler with any moveset except 1333.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

I think of all the Smash characters, the one who needs the moveset revamp the most is Mario, through I'd rather a Mario revamp reflect all of his (main series) games, not just the latest or oldest ones.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

I do wonder why there are no Mappy spirits in Smash given how a big a presence the game has in Pac-Man's moveset

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

use the Health Drain power-up for the Rock Pikmin spirit.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

Dora the Explorer (at least the earlier seasons) takes place inside a video game - that means in the Dora the Explorer universe, Dora could be a viable Smash candidate.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

What I laughed at then: jokes that are actually funny

What I laugh at now: Normal words, but a horse guy!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

here's a list of characters me and a friend discovered could defeat Doomguy according to the Vs. Battles wiki: Yoshi, Bedtime Bear from Care Bears, real people (like, actual humans from real life Earth), Big the Cat, AoStH Robotnik, Bubsy, Chop Chop Master Onion and Jimmy Neutron

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

Elon Musk is basically a real life anti-hero - the dude is making amazing progress for humanity, but is also stubborn and childish.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

the plot of the Tetris NES strategy guide is kinda dark. what, you think I'm joking? http://hn.iodized.net/c/tetris12.jpg

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

Jigglypuff's crouching noise is wretched - Jigglypuff teabags really encourage me to get better.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

Cartoon eyelids really annoy me, they're always either unnecessarily shiny, a weird colour or are like, part of the eyes for some reason so the pupils blink instead of the eyelids?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2019

I don't believe in violence - that being said, if someone tells you that "happiness is a choice", make a very big exception and sneak up from behind to bite their hair off

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2019

PaRappa only ever raps once in the PaRappa the Rapper anime - and it's a song ripped straight from PaRappa 2 in the final scene of the final episode with (much worse) re-done singing by the anime VA. he also only ever says "I gotta believe" in said rap.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2019

I'm not a fan of popular YouTubers like PewDiePie and Mr. Beast, but Team Trees is something I can get behind.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2019

I remember a few people saying that fake leaks should stop because it makes Smash fans "look like fools" - even through Smash fans ARE fools.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2019

PSASBR > CN Punch Time Explosion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brawlhalla

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 23, 2019

Are there any characters you really like from media you don't? for me, it'd be Adeleine from Kirby - she's so adorable.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 23, 2019

Finally! Tetris in Smash! now I think about it, these spirits should've been in the base game given the Tetris muisc in Ultimate. now I'm wondering if there'll be an Undertale or Goemon Spirit Board event...

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2019

SpongeBob clearly isn't a colonialist - the dude celebrates Leif Erikson Day for cryin' out loud!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 21, 2019

I still laugh thinking about the time ProtoMario said official Pokemon designers should be allowed to draw genitals on their designs.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 21, 2019

People complain about getting Peppa Pig and learn the alphabet videos in the their recommended, but I'd take that over cringe culture videos or rants about quote-unquote "triggered SJWs" any day.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2019

I love the idea behind the upcoming Barney movie, but I'm not confident in how good it'll be.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2019

If you turn a genuine statement or movement into a silly catchphrase or hashtag, it just makes me want to oppose it 3 out of 4 times.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2019

slobs are cute.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2019

if Crash gets in Smash and people try to boycott Nintendo for working with Activision, I will be rolling down the aisles. gaming boycotts NEVER work. EVER. they never have worked and they never will. just buy the games you want to play and don't care about who the money goes to.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2019

it's not Crash, it's not Ryu, it's both - Woah-yu

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2019

as someone who was following it before the first demo even came out, I'm so happy to see Pizza Tower get the recognition it deserves. I've completed the 3 main levels of the SAGE demo (haven't beat the Snick.EXE challenge or the Cowboy Hat Tasks)

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2019

did you know that in the UK Costco is like an elite members' club? not for employment mind you, but for visiting the shop.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2019

the Fortnite black hole was a cop out, I was expecting it to last a month at least.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2019

Who are you sitting with? Smash speculation edition https://i.imgur.com/Zqdn7Ho.png

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2019

I'm playing the Pizza Tower SAGE demo and one of Peppino's taunts is straight up the pose from the Peter Griffin stock art. I love this game.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2019

Broke: Ida Quagmire
Woke: Rachel Bighead

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2019

I don't trust people who show their real face online.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2019

do you think that if the internet and memes existed (in their current form) in the 80s, there'd be obnoxious 14-year-olds posting unfunny memes saying "Space Invaders good, Pac-Man bad"?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2019

the Grinch Leak continues to baffle me to this day - it's basically the Bermuda Triangle of video games, unexplained forever.

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