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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2019

Mole Mania plus Rabbids
Drill Dozer Conquest
Cadence of Coralcola
Tokyo Mirage Sessions #TW101

I have no clue what Captain Rainbow would become in this universe.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2019

Jesus, how big a marketing budget does Good Omens have?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2019

OK, so the Paragon leak is most likely fake, I'm not ruling it out, but there's a roughly 5% chance it's real.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2019

I have no clue if I'm unintentionally deluding myself (since if I knew about it, it wouldn't be delusion), but I'm pretty much 80% sure the Paragon leak is real. I've read a ton about it, and I've still yet to find any actual holes in it - I see theories as to how it could've been faked, but not any theories as to if it actually is faked.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2019

so, images related to the Paragon Leak are disappearing from Google as far as I can tell... something fishy's going on.

EDIT: turns out I was just using the wrong search terms

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2019

Smash players smell nice TBH

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2019

Frisk is a small price to pay for the WAH!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

I'm thinking of working on a platformer game some day (haven't decided between 2D or 3D, but probably 2D), and one thing that HAS to be in it is a vocal protagonist. maybe I'll add an option to make them silent, but they will be by default vocal.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

if Smash Bros. was a modern Disney movie, Isabelle would be the twist villain, no doubt.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

Time travel is real and you're doing it right now.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

the game may be Ultimate, but the reveals sure ain't Intimate.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

I can't be the only person who likes the art style of the new Battletoads, right? it reminds me of the new Ninja Turtles, which I also like the art style of.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 15, 2019

if you could make any fictional species from a work of media (not something generic/mythical like "vampires" or "mermaids") real, what would it be? my choice would be the Care Bears because of the Care Bear Stare: it's weaponized pacifism, which is basically the coolest combination of two words imaginable. sure, it'd be cool to ride around on a Charizard or fight evil alongside a Wookiee, but the Care Bears are the end of war and cure to psychopathy, how can you top that?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2019

The weirdest results on Google for a decidedly non-weird term would be for "Jon Arbuckle"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2019

Let's be 100% honest here, Sesame Street is way smarter and funnier than a vast majority of shows aimed at adults.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2019

one new rep for each major 3rd party in Smash

Konami: Frogger
Sega: Dynamite Headdy
Capcom: whatshisname/Okami dog
Namco: Mappy
Square Enix: Space Invader
Atlus: Willy (Rockin' Kats)
Microsoft: Cuphead (technically doesn't count, but still)
Rare: Rash, Pimple and Zitz

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owp23BKn4vw

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2019

on further inspection, seems I was mistaking the details of Spiral Mountain - actually looks like somewhat of a competitive stage! Grunty's Lair might be a part of the Final Smash?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2019

what little we've seen of the Spiral Mountain stage is confusing me - does it spin? does it have a 3D perspective? does Grunty's castle appear and disappear?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2019

let's pour out a non-alcoholic E10+-friendly beverage for all the Castlevania and Dragon Quest fans who had to watch their favourite characters have their hype stolen by a bunch of British furries.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2019

our first western 3rd party - and he's British!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2019

Unfortunate that that leaker got sued. I dunno, I'm just impatient. plus leaks are fun TBH

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2019

need some help here - what time of day is 17:00? (when the Direct is in UK time) is it morning? midnight? lunch? if morning, is it early or late? I never learned to tell the time TBH

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2019

I find TV Tropes to not be as addictive as people say. it's incredibly subjective in its' writing, its attempts at comedy fall flat, they don't do their research and they never give sources.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2019

Doesn't surprise me that the Xbox presentation was 2 hours long, they'll put any junk in it!

hey, it's better than the Stadia presentation - at least there were actually new games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2019

so is this trailer for a game or a movie? if the prior is it a sequel to Observe Domestic Canines or whatever it's called?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2019

I take extra care to spell Wario's sound as "Waa" and Waluigi's as "Wah"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2019

Xbox goes live in 3 hours!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2019

Why are CN so obsessed with promoting this show that ended a year ago? find a new cash cow to milk, Turner! https://nintendosoup.com/rumor-brawlhalla-may-be-receiving-playable-adventure-time-characters/

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2019

I think Nintendo's E3 will focus around AC for Switch like Smash last year.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2019

Is there anything more 2010's than saying "is there anything more 90's?"?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2019

Honestly, I think the most "deserving" 3rd party rep is Space Invader. it'd make a perfect final Fighters' Pass reveal - who better to be the final Smash character than the first ever gaming character?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2019

I'm arguing with a user on a YouTube comments section about whether PapaGeno's should out his Banjo source, and the guy in favour of outing them said the term harassment is subjective. what a dope.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2019

Doki Doki Literature Club is a rip-off of Can Your Pet and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2019

is Golden Syrup the tragic sequel to MGM?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2019

I honestly kinda like the friendly rivals in recent Pokemon games - they're all big dorks, and I like big dorks.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2019

THQ Nordic has won E3 with BFBB Re-hydrated.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 2, 2019

I'm being recommended a video called "Nintendo 3DS Classic Titles Coming To Switch! (CONCEPT Trailer)", and the title cuts off right before "(CONCEPT Trailer)". considering the oddly verbose usage of "Classic Titles" instead of just "Games", I can tell that was intentional.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 2, 2019

I like the new Angry Sun...

Wario Wario Wario · May 31, 2019

I've always disliked the trope of "*insert family friendly franchise here* but for ADULTS!" - there's nothing wrong with mature animation or mature puppetry, but you've really gotta think of a better idea than "what if puppets smoked weed?" - not only because it's unfunny and unoriginal, but also because it makes art forms like animation and puppetry seem cheap and "kiddie"

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