Been binge-watching John Oliver bits lately, and I cannot believe a conservative third-party-candidate made a Smash character reveal to announce they were going to tear down a eugenics rock for reasons that do not relate to the eugenics.
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I watched a playthrough of all the Sunky games, and honestly I'm surprised by how well these hold up? They're not laugh out loud funny like they used to be now I have a post-pubescent brain, but they have really good animation and art, well-chosen soundtracks (accounting for both the joke songs and the non-joke songs), the occasional laugh ("Level Moist" was a slog as a kid but now I think it's the highlight of the series), don't have any of the problematic attack-helicopter humor of the time, and never feel truly obnoxious, even when they're actively trying to assault your eyes and ears.
While I don't want EIH to happen again in Smash, I don't think I'd inherently mind a cut roster of an equal size like NASB 2, but it'd have to come down to how the game as a whole is designed and which characters are cut/chosen.
It's weird and annoying how on Smash speculation Twitter, there's people accepted as the de-facto "insert character here For Smash Guy", even after said characters get in, and almost every time without fail they are extremely obnoxious and defensive.
I am the first person on Infinite Craft to discover "Nacho Libre 2"
I am a true scientist.
the Disney Fortnite trailer might be the most incomprehensible thing I've ever watched.
Finally reached 1000 facts.
My 1000th fact is about CrazyBus.
I just watched a video essay about how Law & Order is copaganda, having never watched the show, and do they legitimately talk about how lame basic human rights are in this show? Something something quiet part.
Breath of the Wild was on the Wii U.
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How would the Batman lore change if, instead of a Zorro movie, Batman watched that one old vine where the dinosaur sticks sing Linkin Park?
Oh hey he finally said something that lines up with the games he makes.
Cringe take though
What would breaking the fifth wall be? Meta-jokes about how played out meta-humor is? Any kind of science joke? In-jokes specifically aimed at Jesus while he's watching the show second-hand in the background of an INSERT HORRIBLE CRIME HERE at Gethsemane?
The amount of times Sakurai has condemned a major aspect of Ultimate is getting very worrying now. Are they forcing him to do these games this way or something?
I had a dream where the ruins of a long-dead pre-colonial society were discovered, and they found sacred ancient tomes referring to Dirk Dinkum from the Garfield Show as a god, and it turned out that the Garfield Show producers were all archeologists who discovered this first and were intentionally performing sacrelige towards a dead religion by portraying him as a villain as a weird Reddit atheist joke.
All the characters I think could reasonably be Nintendo's first rep in AU Sony/Microsoft Smash. Maybe throw in Inkling as well.
(i was not aware of the similarly-themed post below this when i was making this)
I had the idea of doing a sort of semi-RTC thread where want and exclusively want are talked about instead of speculation, perhaps with different subcategories of want such as whether they should prioritised over other characters, how fun their moveset could be, how much you'd be willing to settle for an AT or other minor nod, so on.
me when atari jaguar
just found out the etymology of "snafu"
People using the classic Sonic games in any side of the "what tone should Sonic be" race is ridiculous because they're 16-bit video games. Even games from that period that had complex stories and lengthy dialog leave a lot up to the imagination.
OK, so imagine: Cross-series stage cameos.
If Smash was to have a "universal alt costume" like the evil costumes in NASB2 and CNPTEXL (or I guess, if you count NPC costumes, the polygons in Smash 64 and PSASBR), "so retro" voxel alts seems like a good one to go for. Not sure how Steve would handle it though, maybe a limited colour palette
ok so the pokemon newspaper comic is the kamp koral conspiracy theory but real.
I don't think the Rhythm Heaven character in Smash should be Wandering Samurai or Karate Joe, because their themes are well-trodden and they couldn't work as composites - but I don't think an RH character inherently has to be a composite like Yuka or Barista. MC Adore with a rap/musician moveset or Lumbearjack with an axe moveset would be pristine. Hell, I wouldn't mind Dog Ninja as a duel-wielder swordsman if it needs to be an edgy Japanese warrior.
Wait, pocket calculators weren't a thing until 1970?
OK, "you won't have a calculator everywhere you go!" makes a little more sense now.
sonic advneture 2
So is Shadow Generations just a Bowser's Fury type thing?
Also, I never realised until now that Shadow's run cycle is kinda... dainty and feminine? Maybe I've just been too obsessed with the public domain and now I see everything in 1920s-era stereotypes.
Something funny I realised while looking up info about MissingNo is that it's actually... kind of a vaguely cohesive character? At least by glitch standards. It's found in water and one of its only moves is Water Gun, it's classified as a bird and the other move is Sky Attack while one of its forms is Aerodactyl's skeleton, and it clones your items in RB while it clones yourself in Yellow - there's 3 very solid character traits supported by multiple elements of the glitch: it's a bird, it's aquatic, and it has cloning powers.
BANNED FORBIDDEN PUBLIC DOMAIN CHARACTERS THE PUBLIC DOMAIN SUPERHEROES WIKI IS HIDING FROM YOU
- missingno
- spot (odie)
WHAT THE **** GARFIELD (jon 1976 version) IS ON THE PUBLIC DOMAIN SUPERHEROES WIKI
I don't get the "Game Freak take notes" sentiment with Palworld, isn't everything in this game that doesn't involve sweatshops or guns already in Legends Arceus? Like, I think Palworld has real time battles, but I'd argue turn-based gameplay is just an inseperable element of the Pokemon franchise in the same way that "not having human slavery" is.
i dont think i've laughed this hard at a video game's mere existence since i found out about eastenders on zx spectrum as an 11 year old
oh man i wish i had some good music to use in my aggresively-memphis washing machine commercial that was plagarised from a polish arthouse short
robocop:
just found out that "that's-a-spicy-a-meatball" is from an advert that is not for meatballs
I completely forgot that Butch Hartman has like, a weird curing-autism scam charity - as in, I forgot that he was actually a Bad Man and not just a narc who can't take criticism very well -
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