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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2023

We're submitting echo fighters and stages for Captain Falcon and Jigglypuff!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Ness alts Smash 64 blue and purple Lloyd red shirt, black shorts and white hat Escargo Express white and pink uniform Tie-dye shirt (animated) Giygas shirt with blue skin (animated) Robot EVE Red Robot Starman Super gold robot Paula alts Default Ness yellow and blue striped dress with black...

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2023

If the Rabbids got in Smash, there needs to be at least one pitched up licensed 70s/80s song

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2023

Thus far the new universes introduced in EAC (not including spin-offs) have been

Sky Skipper
Tembo the Badass Elephant
Fable
Halo
Xbox
Conker
Klonoa
Space Harrier
Bubble Bobble
Commander Keen
eBaseball Power Pros
ChuChu Rocket

If my Streets of Rage stage is added, that'd result in the inclusion of Streets of Rage, Comix Zone, and Metropolis Street Racer. If DarkVortex's Segata Sanshiro echo is added, that'd result in the inclusion of Sega Saturn

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2023

There's a famous story of former Disney CEO Micheal Eisner pitching a hotel shaped like a kaiju-sized Mickey Mouse in Burbank, which didn't go through because the elevators couldn't go up his legs. Imagine if that did go through, and was enough of a success to inspire other giant Disney-character-shaped hotels...

psb123 · Feb 19, 2023

How often does the EAC thread get updated? I'm planning to participate once Peach gets started and I'm trying to write down my ideas ahead of time.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2023

I feel like the idea of "multiverse between every single fictional world ever" is being woefully misused, not just in official media but also fanfiction - everybody wants to have their favourite heroes team up against an omnicidal threat, but I just want to watch a Star Warsian immigrate to the Pokémon dimension and ensue wacky fish-out-of-water shenanigans.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2023

I've done the music list for my Captain Falcon stage submission on EAC tomorrow in advance, and I originally had a licensed game song on it, labled under the TOP SECRET name Melee used for GoldenEye content - the only reason I rejected it was because it didn't fit the tone of the stage aesthetically, just the gameplay of the stage.

I think I'll be lax on licensed game content. As long as the game was developed or published worldwide by a studio involved with Smash (or is Disney related) and the content wouldn't make the source material instantly recognisable (no Big Apple 3AM since it samples the TMNT theme, sorry 'bout that), it should be fine, so long as you rename the content when needed

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2023

to the tune of the samurai jack theme
gotta make ads
misleading ads
kangaroo jack

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2023

Early Did You Know Gaming:
"Did you know that Sony tried to buy the rights to Toad and put him in Crash Team Racing in an intentional act of malice? Source: random post on the Neogaf GameCube subforum in 2004, under a thread titled "why did squaresoft turn to the dark side?? ):"."
New Did You Know Gaming
"We got in contact with the guy who decided Yoshi's Universal Gravitation shouldn't have it's name changed in the UK and he gave us a localised copy of Mother 3 after mentioning it as an off-handed joke."

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2023

British gaming history be like
"Chockablock Chap 2: Henry's Baffling Astroventure (1983) would make your computer violently explode if you didn't wait half a second between starting to walk and jumping, and required you to figure out an extremely complex maths puzzle represented by abstract colours to get through the anti-piracy - it single-handedly helped the QWERTY Johnson win the console war against the Macroware 679, paved the groundwork for all British video games since, and has been referenced in countless British television series."

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2023

I had a dream where the Coca-Cola logo (Not the product, just the logo) was declared illegal, so Coke had to change it to release their product, and the new logo looked like this.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2023

It really annoys me when people say SSBU's lag (either online or offline) is a Switch problem and not a specifically Smash problem because like... that's just a lie.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2023

I got the Noise mod for Pizza Tower, and I can 100% understand why the pogo playstyle was scraped. Seems better fit for a spin-off game or mini sections like Gustavo and Brick than a whole alternate playstyle.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2023

Peta are trying to make snappy Wendy's style comebacks on Twitter, 5 years late, but so far they've just been death threats and ableism that get 50 likes each,

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2023

The Rucka Rucka Ali Happy's Pizza mascot looks more appealing in 3D than 2D - how is that even possible? It's like he comes from some sort of mirror dimension uncanny valley

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2023

Subspace Emissary cutscenes if they were watchable (it takes very little to be better than the Subspace Emissary cutscenes)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2023

We're submitting Luigi and Ness' stages and echoes! Any game owned by an IP holder directly involved in Smash is allowed, even if it isn't directly in Smash yet or a completely different series from the character it's attached to, so yes, you can submit that Sans echo or stage for the funny.

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More Spirits Conker Ace Opponents: Fox (Orange alt), ZSS (white suit) Song: Rock Solid Stage: Spiral Mountain (Mushroom Kingdom U phase 1 if not purchased) Rules: Controls will be reversed; the screen will flip; and time will slow at once, Fox will gain a smart bomb at high damage. Star...

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2023

I like how the Smash Wiki has tournament legality paragraphs on every single stage page, just in case you can't figure out why people don't play on 3D Land in tournaments

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2023

nintendo fans when they realise their childhood memories of mario 64 were on a crt with a giant SONY logo at the bottom

FazDude · Feb 17, 2023

peppino jumpscare

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2023

"Irony poisoning is bad! love things sincerely and don't apologise!"
2 minutes later
"Ummmmm... you LIKE Hanna-Barbera's Starsky and Hutch Meet the Dracula Family (1978)? You're either being ironic or you're just a nostalgia blind boomer, go away."

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2023

We're submitting Ness and Luigi's echo fighters and home stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

More Spirits Conker Ace Opponents: Fox (Orange alt), ZSS (white suit) Song: Rock Solid Stage: Spiral Mountain (Mushroom Kingdom U phase 1 if not purchased) Rules: Controls will be reversed; the screen will flip; and time will slow at once, Fox will gain a smart bomb at high damage. Star...

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2023

mid-90s Legends of the Hidden Temple contestants recieving a prize that won't exist for another 4 years

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2023

Hot take: Live action How to Train Your Dragon is not a terrible idea. Live action remakes of animated movies are crap generally, but a story about human vikings befriending non-talking dragons feels utterly perfect for the medium of live action. Will it be good though? No, certainly not.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2023

I never really realised how few colours there are until I started doing Smash alt lists with 16+ costumes

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2023

Imagine what Subspace Emissary would look like if Nintendo bought Rare - it's hard enough to take it seriously with Mr. Game & Watch and Wario there, now imagine if a character like Banjo or Conker who's entire world is designed on a fundamental level around cheeky British humour was there as well.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2023

I really hope Luigi's stage in EAC isn't a spooky/mansion stage

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2023

Acclaim using the money they were supposed to pay the Olsen twins with

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2023

Whoever uploaded the Subspace cutscenes to YouTube and upset Sakurai enough to kill Smash story modes forever is a hero.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2023

When I was a kid, I brought my 3DS to a youth activity group I was in - for some reason, in my infinite wisdom, the game I chose to show off and brag about to my fellow youths was - of all things - Game & Watch Gallery 2....

It worked. IIRC I was banned from bringing my 3DS again because everyone else was so enamoured by Donkey Kong Jr. Parachute and Wario Helmet (I knew the secret code) to the point of not doing the activities, but I can't remember for certain. Could be my mind playing tricks on me.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2023

Smash fans when Jibanyan is capable of using the items not introduced in the current game (it's unfaithful to the source material)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2023

WHO WAS GOOGLING SANS IN 2004?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2023

I don't really get why people call Mario 64 a 2D to 3D transition at all, let alone a good one. It wasn't going for the same style of gameplay as the 2D Mario games.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2023

How the mighty have fallen

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2023

I had a dream where Dreamworks made Home 2 as a 2D animated movie and it's title was "Home r-slur". The film had no backgrounds, voice acting, music, plot, or props (though it did have colours); the animation looked like it was done with permanent marker; and Oh was the only character. Despite literally just being a cartoon alien dancing around for an hour, it managed to offend everybody, even those who weren't offended by the title

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2023

if the microsoft activision deal goes through before we finish eac you can bet im gonna try to make the man eating plant hugh neutron (verb) crash

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