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Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2024

Just a reminder that I'm doing a Smash poll for the profile posts community. I'll probably end it either tonight or sometime tomorrow.

Wario3's Smashboards Profile Posters Smash fighter poll

All answers will be counted as one point

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Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

What's the matter? You haven't even touched your Windows 7 burger.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

While I'm not a big fan of fan polls, I do think it would be quite interesting to do a profile posts-specific Smash roster poll, given that the profile posters do have a wildly different idea on what Smash should and shouldn't be compared to mainstream Smash fandom.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

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Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

mvs rtc thread... prepare... I'm making a list...

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

does anyone remember savage babies

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

just made the worst financial decision of my life (it cost 3 pounds)

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

to the tune of windows xp startup
windows xp song

to the tune of windows xp shutdown
windows xp

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

what if the palworlds didnt have guns

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

pac-man's down smash is not his two flickies move, his up special is because flicky is a mappy clone

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

When I'm in a citing sources competition and my opponent is TV Tropes

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

got an ad for furiosa and thought it was called fursona

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

I really, really, really prefer MVS' approach to CGI trailers over Smash's - having a "whole game trailer" that shows off everyone both handing asses and getting asses handed is way more fun than centering a whole trailer on a single character being badass and badass alone, even putting my ethical gripes with Smash marketing aside

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

If I was a really really good competitive Smash player who could discover new tech, I'd use the ability to name strats I discover as a soapbox for my hot takes. "Up tilt into Duck Hunt Should've Been in Smash As Far Back as 64" "Down throw into back air into Too Many Grassy Plains Stages" "You can gain great distance with a well-timed Bandanna Waddle Dee Isn't a Bad Pick Because He's a Mook, It's Because He Isn't"

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

I do wish there was a platfighter I could get really invested in updates for now that NASB's fallen off. Hopefully Slap City updates will speed up with Ludosity off of NASB (3rd alt set and story mode for Orka? Please?) - Fraymakers would be really good if it weren't for the fact my PC refuses to run it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

"It's gonna be Jason"
"It's gonna be Johnny Bravo"
"Can I offer you an unholy chimera in these times?"

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

i googled "kermit vs" and the first autofill was "kermit vs starbucks vs hulk" and i'm very disappointed to find out that that's a search for overpriced watch reviews and not a joke death battle parody

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

One of the weirdest parts of modern platform fighter discourse is the notion that "Nintendo has the most iconic cast of characters" which is just... what??? How do I even begin on that? Even the mascot Pokemon and hyper-iconic 3Ps (Cloud, Steve, Sonic, Pac-Man) are specs in the public conciousness compared to characters like Superman and Garfield.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

Wait, so apparently there's a Banana Guard solo comic with multiple issues? Have the MVS fans been lying about this character being a "minor background character" all this time (read: 3 days)?

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

I've been having memory issues with Chrome lately, and I keep on clicking YouTube videos and getting something different entirely, and I just got jumpscared by this. I don't even know what it is.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

Smash fans will tell you "characters aren't functions" and then get mad when you suggest the Cheetahmen because "the game isn't good".

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2024

I'm listening to a cover of the song "Big in Japan", where I can understand the lyrics better, and... OK, so I knew "winter suicide" and "passing chinchilla-ettes" were obvious mondegreens, what I'm more surprised by is "Shall I stay here at the zoo" being an actual lyric.

Looking up the meaning aaanddd... this song's about GERMANY??? NOT JAPAN????

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2024

I cannot find proof of this ever existing, but a while back I found an 80s/early 90s-era Simpsons merchandise style guide, and there was one sentence from it that is burned into my memory because of how stern its wording was.

"COWABUNGA IS NOT A SIMPSONS PHRASE"

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2024

I finally unlocked the champion kart in CTRNF, somehow inexplicably got the Back N. Time decal? Dunno how that happened. Hardest track was... I'm just gonna lump all the bonus tracks sans Drive Thru Danger together, heh

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2024

They should put all 5 Tetrominos in Smash as unique characters. Not stance fighters (except for J/L and Z/S), all get their own slots and movesets

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2024

"It's for the fans" is just a pretty way of saying "We did extensive market research"

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2024

Jason and/or Freddy really should've been a starting lineup character

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2024

death battle: spuds mackenzie vs joe camel vs budweiser frogs vs the abstract concept of bright colours (from The Juul Series)

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2024

Loving the novelty beer accessories YouTube recommendations.

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2024

why is discussing film doing the jake paul clown arg

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2024

Looking at the MVS Banana Guard discourse is kinda depressing, because there's a lot of people who dislike the character not because of their personal perception of the character's merits or lack therof, but just because of his hypothetical impact on the game's reputation when revealed, which is just an extremely sad way to look at anything.

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2024

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Random: Danny DeVito Open To Voicing Wario In Mario Movie Sequel

"You never know what happens in the world"

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2024

MVS' roster choices are usually just kinda meh - inoffensive and predictable, especially if you're familiar with WB's other IP showcases, but when they do it right, they hit it out of the park. Not one, but TWO Gremlins characters? Hell yeah. LeBron James? Peak. Banana Guard? Genius.

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2024

the mvs rifts trailer has changed by opinion on character interactions from "cool but not needed" to "outright detrimental"

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2024

what the **** do people mean prehistoric playground is the easiest oxide time. what game are they playing????

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2024

why does the multiversus wiki consider all of dc a single franchise but space jam a seperate ip from looney tunes

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2024

If I was into MVS, I would be popping off so hard at the joined announcement of legal WarioWare and a scrolling stage.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2024

to the tune of mr burns villain song
NAS
COGH
Compromise
Edgy tone
Sony rep
Ballot
Geno, and Sephiroth
Side characters, snubbing the mains
CGI, trailers
Importance
Miku and Clip are a fair game?
Xbox rep or 64?
Keep your shill picks, what a snore

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