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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2024

Doomscrolling - Twitter pre-Musk
Wolfensteinscrolling - Twitter post-Musk
Star Wars Dark Forcesscrolling - Reddit
Bloodscrolling - Period support groups
Duke Nukemscrolling - 2000s gamer forums
Chex Questscrolling - YouTube without ad-block
Noah's Ark 3Dscrolling - One of those weird conservative alt-Twitters
I.M. Meenscrolling - YouTube circa 2011

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2024

mfs be like "welcome home!!! <3" as if this is remotely an upgrade

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2024

This image takes on a wildly different meaning if you're British.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2024

i'm watching the "every cartoon network show" ever video and god help me they're counting each segment on big bag as it's own show.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2024

I'm watching footage of all the transforming Smash stages to imagine what a transformation toggle would be like, and I'm starting to realise whoever designs Smash stages REALLY likes this weird-ass layout for some reason

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 23, 2024

I like how Smash Remix allowing you to turn off stage movement means that you can play an exclusively Squirtle-themed Poke Floats.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 23, 2024

is machete (2010) the type specimen of "adult reboots of existing children's properties"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2024

Just beat Noah's Ark for NES (Konami).

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 21, 2024

TikTok - Make Your Day

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 21, 2024

when your wife is on the

ordering a load of potatoes and says "yes the potatoes have an alcohol problem"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 21, 2024

I find it funny how the BBC trailer for the new Wallace & Gromit is the one that inserts a pop song for no reason, and the Netflix trailer uses the actual film score. I would expect it to be the other way around.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 21, 2024

Nintendo picked the wrong house, fool.

Palworld Dev May Have Found An Unexpected Ally In Nintendo's Lawsuit: An Old GTA 5 Mod

Trevorlution

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 21, 2024

JESUS H. CHRIST DREAMWORKS, HOW DID YOU MAKE A POSTER THAT GOES THIS HARD.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 21, 2024

how do you make this of all things sound good

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 20, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 20, 2024

What I wouldn't give to watch the Minecraft movie as someone who does not know what a video game is.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 20, 2024

I do not get why Sega got off the hook so easily, if not were outright praised, for their weird handling of Sonic Generations' delisting. They somehow managed to go below the bare minimum while having the original game (technically) avaliable to purchase at the same time? It's like greenwashing for preservation.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 20, 2024

I am glad for all our sanities that this infohazard remains forbidden

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 20, 2024

"Gen Z slang is so weird!"
My brother in christ, your generation used to calling winning a video game "owning" people.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 19, 2024

instead of bunding together all the retros for an "... for every smash series" project, you should bundle together every nintendo-tied 3p. professor layton represents the entirety of mega man, castlevania, bayonetta, and banjo kazooie.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 19, 2024

The name "Red One" is really funny to me, even before I found out it was some attempt at an epic "hallmark holiday cinematic universe" or had anything to do with Christmas at all, I just couldn't help bursting into laughter thinking about the prospect of a film called "Red One".

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 19, 2024

doing a smash alt costumes project and JESUS DOES EVERYONE IN THIS GAME HAVE A SANTA OUTFIT?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 19, 2024

Why in the heteronormative HELL is the SNK dating sim called "King of Fighters for Girls"?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2024

i was reading the deltarune "woody theory" and someone mentioned that they thought a future chapter would be "ice-e" themed and i didn't realise ice-e was the name of a probably-unrelated undertale character and not that they were suggesting the prospect of a slush-world with a parody of this guy as a boss

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2024

I had heard "the indomitable human spirit" before and thought it was kinda sweet/hopecore, but turns out... god damnit, it's just a weird dudebro hype thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2024

the lion king remake-prequel looks a billion times better visually than the first remake, but i can't tell whether that's more of an insult towards #1 or #2.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2024

It really surprises how quickly memes get forgotten - that Nutshack-Bee Movie-Lorax stuff was everywhere but people treat it like a hallucination at most.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2024

There is a bizarre dichotomy to YouTubers who talk about crime and exploitation having to censor "ass" to make a living while YouTubers who reupload unedited SpongeBob clips have a practical incentive (even if it's nowhere near as important) to fill the description with the most profane words imaginable to uphold a community.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2024

"Slendytubbies" implies the existence of "Teleman", the lovable Slenderman-inspired mascot who has literally nothing to do with Teletubbies.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2024

Those memes where people dig up 15-year-old Twitter posts with words like "Skibidi", "Chungus", or "Tuah" are actually really interesting to me because like... how do we not know that any of the other famous word etymologies were just a bizarre coincidence?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2024

If Glass Joe was to get in Smash, he should be a combo BEAST - you play as him and you say "Oh, he's a boxer, but he's really weak! His forward smash only does 7 damage charged, and he's barely as much as slapping! How unexpected!" but once you start playing him in a way you wouldn't play a boxer, he can really shine, kinda like how Punch-Out Wii implies he lives a quite luxiourous life outside of boxing. That being said, I think it would only really work in a Smash game designed in a way that casual players can easily KO using combos as well as stray smash attacks.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2024

I don't think Game Awards nominating DLC is a good idea necessarily, not because of the "second chance"/"SpongeBob at the KCAs" factor, but more just because DLC will be utterly dominated compared to if it was to have its own category. This isn't like Best Animated Film where it's a medium that can be used as effectively or ineffectively as another, this is more like a different type of product with its own very glaring strengths and limitations, I'd say it's closer to comparing short films to feature length films - especially when you add on the extra trouble of whether you count the existing assets and gameplay the DLC is designed around as part of it or not.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2024

The Toy Story 5 concept art reminds me how AI will always clone characters and make them ominously march towards the screen like Pikmin. That has to be my favourite Mysterious AI Quirk That Should Never Be Patched Out.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2024

the character on the left is the nasb equivalent of the character on the right

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2024

sakurai is such a 4TH DIMENSIONAL TROLL that he BREAKS FALSE ADVERTISING LAWS and gets FINED 300 MILLION YEN under the JAPANESE PREMIUMS AND REPRESENTATIONS ACT OF 1962 to troll us

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2024

my whole life is a lie

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2024

Oh my god I just realised that the sky is made of hexagons in Chicken Little because it's supposed to be chicken coop wire. That's weirdly intelligent for this movie. Truly a certified One Little Slip moment.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2024

I've been making fan-names (well, maybe not "fan-"...) for some of the Smash alts as seperate characters, and assinging them unique gender and moral alignments, and I think my favourite name here is blue K. Rool being the virtious, female "President B. Neverviolent" with an extremely close second being the pink Greninja, who is known as "

janesFR0AKY

"

It's also very difficult to avoid making uncharacteristic pop culture references. Especially for Incineroar. I let pink Banjo being called "Fuzzy" fly though, there's just barely enough plausable deniability there that I have just completely eradicated in this very sentence.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2024

smash ultimate dlc finale if the square enix exec got in an elevator with a dreamworks exec in 1999

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