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Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

I do wonder why male and female human Mario characters have such different body shapes - my personal headcanon is that they're two different species all together and there are big nosed girls and long legged boys out there in the Marioverse, somewhere.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

Mario Maker 2 stage: 7PF-1HM-50G

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

I had a dream where my sister told me I'd get a free copy of Mass Effect if I brought a book filled with Rocko's Modern Life and Hanna-Barbera Pac-Man vore.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

Even as somebody who grew up with them, I have no clue why people hold the Drawn to Life games in such high regard. They're just alright customisable platformers with a super-weird ending - not "the greatest game series of all time".

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Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2020

What's up with French cartoon characters and having huge noses?

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2020

Turok is probably the only non-game franchise viable for Smash representation given a large portion more people know it as a games franchise than a comics franchise.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2020

I feel like we're finally seeing the consequences of Sakurai slacking on Sonic. If any character needs a revamp, it's the blue blur. I don't know if character retools through updates are even possible, but if they were Sonic would be my first choice.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2020

Me and a friend have a sort of fanfiction multiverse featuring all sorts of characters and AU variants of them - there's zombies, living dolls, gorgons, sapient clothing, all sorts of characters who could go to any multiverse they wish - yet the stories we write have really mundane plots - the most recent one I wrote was about a character laughing at the McDonald's bag saying "McD on AIDS"

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2020

Being tired when you're supposed to work is one thing, but not being tired when you're supposed to sleep is a way bigger pain.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2020

A sure-fire way to make sure nobody will take your "call-out" YouTube video seriously is if you put blood in the thumbnail even through the person you're "calling out" hasn't committed any acts of violence.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2020

One thing I find strange about DK's representation in Smash is that DK himself is treated way too seriously, with the constant angry face and realistic gorilla noises, but music and stage-wise the series is treated as way too silly, with barely any indication of the melancholic tone of the DKC games outside of like, two music tracks. (Stickerbush and Cacophony)

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

Me: Sonic games with dark plots - heh, how ridiculous!

Also me: time to write an emotional backstory for the basketball Mii!

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

the Twilight Saga will go alongside Johnny Test and Bubsy as the holy trinity of reboots nobody really needed.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

Most Mario Maker 2 "troll" levels are more just puzzle levels where you die a lot than anything else. It'd be fun to have a full game in that style with a Celeste-esque death system.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

I didn't even know bootleg N64 games were a thing until the Ronaldinho meme

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

One of my favourite YouTubers right now is PatMac, he's this guy who just covers the most trivial, inconsequential topics and is super upbeat doing so.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

Correct me if I'm wrong, but do Switch cartridges' tastes slowly wear out?

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

I remember when I was younger I frequently read the SpongeBob magazine (Yes, a magazine. Not a comic. Britain is weird.) and it had a competition to win a "one-of-a-kind" SpongeBob CRT TV, which I lost. I was fuming when I found out those were actually mass produced.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

To me I find Ultimate's slower pace makes it way more fun to watch than Melee. Melee is about skill, Ultimate is about smarts.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2020

Why do all the roster games REQUIRE you keep the original 8?

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2020

In the 80s through 2000s video games were marketed through how you'd feel like a badass when you win - maybe it was Dark Souls, maybe it was Meat Boy, maybe it was Happy Wheels, but some time in the early '10s video games became advertised in a more masochistic manner, building up how hard and frustrating they are, and I honestly feel I prefer that - even through such marketing would be much more fitting for the prior decades' games.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2020

I'm watching the new Johnny Test reboot, and I audibly, loudly shouted "YES!" the first time I heard a whipcrack like some sort of MCU cameo or something.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2020

Bean the Dynamite has appeared in equally as many Disney animated canon movies as he has Modern Sonic games

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2020

Lifelight is a good song, but really not fit for a game like Smash. Give me something more high energy, like Smash 64 or 3DS/Wii U's intros.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2020

Google thinks "rain sounds" is a musical artist.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2020

I'm still opposed to Twintelle in Smash, but one positive she would bring would be having a non-alt costume black character in Smash. There's unfortunately not many good black characters in games, in fact Wikipedia's list of black game characters is mostly comprised of celebrities and superheroes.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2020

"Hey, this show has really deep themes, you should watch it!"

The show: "dEmOcRaCy GoOd DiCtAtOrShIp BaD"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2020

I swear, every now and then the tab YouTube is open in on my Google Chrome sometimes randomly turns to Daft Punk's Get Lucky while I'm on a different page and I have no clue why, I'm sure I'm not clicking on it whenever it's in my recommended.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2020

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the "Let's add Android 21 to Smash!" guy...

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2020

I don't really care what actions a company does - if they make quality products, they make quality products. End of.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2020

I tried to open up Paint 3D but accidentally Bing searched for "pain"

this says a lot about society.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2020

Remember, whenever you say Mario and Banjo share a universe through Diddy Kong Racing, you're also implying opera singing poop and teddy bear Nazis exist in the Mario universe.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2020

If the Iwata tribute rumours are true and Balloon Fighter is a Smash fighter, I'd want him to come with a Gyromite stage.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2020

I have difficulty spelling "absolutely", but can type "Globglogabgalab" with no errors

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2020

I'm watching a video essay of the game design of Hangman.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

The Wikipedia article for Nicktoons: Freeze Frame Frenzy (an underrated game IMO) calls it "Nicktoons: Fatal Frame". Somehow this still hasn't been fixed, despite being added 6 days ago, Wikipedia admins are usually much quicker with the vandalism, but this is a subject NOBODY cares about so it'll probably stay like that for a long time, and I don't think I'll butt in.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

When you're unemployed but you always have your friends Dolphin and Kisscartoon to keep you company: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

The voice actor for Sonic in the Sonic Movie grew up in a Jewish household, and the Sonic Movie Twitter posted a video in 2019 of Sonic spinning a dreidel. In this essay I will

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

Remember kids: kidnapping is illegal, because a truly law-abiding citizen would never send groups of combat-trained 40-year old men to trap someone in an unclean hellhole with little to no mental health resources!

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