Blackshadow
Smash Ace
Your troll tears are so very delicious.Katanas said:
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itsameSMB
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Here here! (puts up heavy-duty flame shield)
Lixivium
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Nope, still many, many things wrong, mostly fallacies of equivalency:
Changing stages is hardly comparable to air currents on a tennis court. It'd be more like a giant pothole randomly appearing, occasionally swallowing a player and giving the other the win.
Besides, clearly you don't know jack about the competitive Smash community, because people DID play on moving stages in Melee (Pokemon Stadium, Mute City, Rainbow Cruise, Poke Floats), and will continue to play on moving stages in Brawl (Smashville, Frigate Orpheon, Halberd, etc.). They just choose to ban ones that are TOO obstructive to actual play.
What, is this "Long Tube" supposed to represent wavedashing in Melee? Did you ever win a match by doing nothing but wavedashes? Wavedashing would be more like a more advanced racquet with better strings. It is useful enough to enhance the game without breaking it.
You want to compare "mindgames", by which I mean application of strategy and predicting your opponent's moves, to distracting your opponent outside of the game. This is so ludicrous that I'm not even going to address it. Come on, try a little harder please.
I agree with Katanas,
ITS A CHILD'S VIDEO GAME.
Sakurai himself said it.
It was not made for your little tourny*** fests.
I'm not trolling, I'm dead ****ing serious.
Thats why Star Craft Tournaments rack in thousands of spectators and Smash brothers Tournaments only get the kids from the Anime Club at school.
ITS A CHILD'S VIDEO GAME.
Sakurai himself said it.
It was not made for your little tourny*** fests.
I'm not trolling, I'm dead ****ing serious.
Thats why Star Craft Tournaments rack in thousands of spectators and Smash brothers Tournaments only get the kids from the Anime Club at school.
Endless Nightmares
Smash Master
Telling trolls to go back to 4chan doesn't emasculate them. It's actually what they want to hear. The difference is what motivates them.
Not everyone on 4chan cares about competitive mindsets(and I think the same can be applied here with their idea everyone smashboards only care about Final Destination) and some people on 4chan even post here. Actually, people like Yaffy would be considered pretty pathetic in their attempt.
Not everyone on 4chan cares about competitive mindsets(and I think the same can be applied here with their idea everyone smashboards only care about Final Destination) and some people on 4chan even post here. Actually, people like Yaffy would be considered pretty pathetic in their attempt.
The Cash Man 2
Smash Rookie
Good show, OP. I lol'ed.
I'm not the one turning the E rated Wii game from Japan and turning it into Marvel Vs Capcom 2
And its funny, people like you on forums like this call anyone with an opposite opinion a troll.
Blackshadow
Smash Ace
Troll baitYaffy said:
Pretending you're not a troll just after posting troll bait? Amazing, as if it were possible for a troll to be this stupid. Or blatantly obvious.
Attractive Penguin
Smash Apprentice
Pig disgusting Tourneyfriends.
I can't wait until Australia is a barren wasteland and nignogs like you are long dead in the sand. While people who don't take children's video games seriously are riding around in Scrap cars fighting for gas.
"Blackshadow69"
"69"
> Yea thats an position you'll never experience.
Lixivium
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And what's up with basketball? It's just throwing a ball through a hoop, I can't believe that Kobe Bryant guy takes it so seriously. What a loser.
You're right about one thing though, Brawl IS a kid's game compared to Melee.
(I'm just kidding, I like Brawl...at least in doubles.)
Attractive Penguin
Smash Apprentice
Bryant sucks. lern2Ginobili
For one,
He has to. Thats his job. Or... was his job, I don't follow sports
No one here gets payed to play Brawl, why take it seriously?
Accept for some of you who played Big Craig in a brawl tourny at his moms house because thats the biggest its ever gonna get.
Horselover
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Guys, guys, Katanas and several other posters in this thread are trolls. They come from a website called 4chan.org, and they're just trying to get you angry.
Horselover
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Accept for some of these guys might actually believe in what they're saying, it's hard to tell.
VenomKing666
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Hum...
I'd just like to say that...
1. Yes /v/irgins (users that browse /v/) sometimes exxagerate and a bunch of em are ****ing trolls that we want to kill.
2. Even if Yaffy is an obvi9ous troll, he is right about you overusing the word.
3. Why are you insulted at OP's pic ? You should find it funny... no ? Take it as a joke... don't always be like: HE CRITISIZED US ! TO THE FLAME TANK !!!
Anyways
I'd just like to say that...
1. Yes /v/irgins (users that browse /v/) sometimes exxagerate and a bunch of em are ****ing trolls that we want to kill.
2. Even if Yaffy is an obvi9ous troll, he is right about you overusing the word.
3. Why are you insulted at OP's pic ? You should find it funny... no ? Take it as a joke... don't always be like: HE CRITISIZED US ! TO THE FLAME TANK !!!
Anyways
orintemple
Smash Lord
E rated game from Japan? Have you ever LOOKED at the cover of Brawl?
" GUIZ GUIZ, I FIGURD OUT THE MISTRY, AS I AM A GRET TROLL HUNTR. THESE GUIZ ARE COMMING FOMR A TROLLING WEBSIT CALLED 4CHON.ORG I FIGRED IT OUT, IM THE BEST INVESTERGER EVER. THEY AR TRING TO MAEK US AGNRY >
"Get with the program. The gaming community is laughing at you, Sakurai is laughing at you.
Sakurai is a troll himself.
hes also laughing at the European community as well.
NES n00b
Smash Master
Evo and MLG are hosting games for Brawl and they will pay if you win their tournies. Much bigger than some guys house, but I got an idea, go to SRK and make fun of them for taking serious games too seriously. PS. Brawl and Melee is rated T. Go argue amongst yourselves about this as I know you guys do.
Really no way?!?!?!
You are being obvious in your trolling methods. Even if you were a little better at this I would take a little more seriously. To be kind, I'll actually retort this post, but it'll be my last from you I'm afraid. Enjoy it.
A game's rating has little to do with the game's worth, unless I'm looking for a violence or sex simulator(you could perhaps bring speech/writing into this, but I don't think that's an issue in this case).
Games rated for Everyone are meant to be played by Everyone. Usually(but not always, in the case of some educational gaming) the games are meant to be played by everyone after a certain age. This is the purpose of the system. Because a game is rated for everyone there is no age that cannot play the game. HOWEVER, this isn't an issue at all because...
Brawl is rated Teen.
Brawl has the same rating as Marvel vs Capcom 2.
Marvel vs Capcom 2 comes from Japan.
There, happy? I answered your troll post seriously. Now you can feel good about it.
Blackshadow
Smash Ace
Your troll tears are even more delicious than Katanas'.Yaffy said:
Big Craig called, you still owe him 20 dollars.
Attractive Penguin
Smash Apprentice
Will you suck my **** today?
Horselover
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I've never experienced the taste of **** in my mouth before. It's sounds fresh and exciting.
Maybe even a little bit dangerous.
Maybe even a little bit dangerous.
Blackshadow
Smash Ace
The one and only way to shut down a troll is to stop replying to them, because in the end, attention is what they crave most when trolling.
So last reply from me, have fun achieving nothing.
So last reply from me, have fun achieving nothing.
VenomKing666
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Gee ! It sure smell like a troll orgy around here...
kamekasu
Smash Ace
How do these threads go for so long without being locked?
Nobody is telling you how to play. If there are some of us who enjoy the competitive aspect of gaming that's fine. If you like to play with items and stage hazards that's great too. The point is, those aspects are removed from competitive gaming because they make the game unbalanced in a particular direction.
Imagine 2000 dollars are on the line in the last match of the final set at a major tournament, you're both at your last stock at 100+ percent. You pick up a crate to throw and it explodes in your hands. You die, and you don't win the prize money. That's not fun. You lost, not because your opponent was more skillful than you, but because of a random aspect of the game. This apples to hazards as well.
On stages: the only reason stages are banned are because it makes the game unfair for a particular character to win. On every stage with a wall in Melee, Fox can perform a shine infinite. This means that a decent Fox player will almost always win on stages with walls. Same goes for the Temple stage. Fox can outrun nearly all characters, and has an effective long range weapons. Fox players can just run away and laser camp before going in the for a kill.
You want all stages to be playable, but criticize people for picking the same characters. Having all stages playable just imbalances the game even more. The same goes for items. The faster characters (i.e. Fox, Falcon, Sheik, Marth) will get to items first. You can play however you want, I just hate it when people try to convince me the way I like to play is some how not fun or wrong. Please grow up, and realize that different people have different tastes.
Nobody is telling you how to play. If there are some of us who enjoy the competitive aspect of gaming that's fine. If you like to play with items and stage hazards that's great too. The point is, those aspects are removed from competitive gaming because they make the game unbalanced in a particular direction.
Imagine 2000 dollars are on the line in the last match of the final set at a major tournament, you're both at your last stock at 100+ percent. You pick up a crate to throw and it explodes in your hands. You die, and you don't win the prize money. That's not fun. You lost, not because your opponent was more skillful than you, but because of a random aspect of the game. This apples to hazards as well.
On stages: the only reason stages are banned are because it makes the game unfair for a particular character to win. On every stage with a wall in Melee, Fox can perform a shine infinite. This means that a decent Fox player will almost always win on stages with walls. Same goes for the Temple stage. Fox can outrun nearly all characters, and has an effective long range weapons. Fox players can just run away and laser camp before going in the for a kill.
You want all stages to be playable, but criticize people for picking the same characters. Having all stages playable just imbalances the game even more. The same goes for items. The faster characters (i.e. Fox, Falcon, Sheik, Marth) will get to items first. You can play however you want, I just hate it when people try to convince me the way I like to play is some how not fun or wrong. Please grow up, and realize that different people have different tastes.
Just Action
Smash Journeyman
Well I guess the ultimate test of trolling is whether it was funny or not... seeing as how it's done, as the annoying saying goes (and it makes me cringe to type it), 'for the lulz', can any "lulz" be found in this thread?
That is the question that must be asked, and answered for each of you individually.
I personally have not found anything indicating that that ultimate goal has been reached Other than the funny faces!
That is the question that must be asked, and answered for each of you individually.
I personally have not found anything indicating that that ultimate goal has been reached
Other than the funny faces!The Cash Man 2
Smash Rookie
Ok, yaffy, you are just being ******** now. Quit while you are behind.
VenomKing666
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First, explain how a crate will randomly explode on my hands.
THen, being the fastest dosen't always mean you will get the item first. If it happens you might get another one, I think randomness is balanced... BUt I agree that some items should be banned just because they are really lame (starman, hammers, pokeballs, AT). For the other ones you should beable to avoid them, it is a part of one's skill. YOu got tons of avoid moves, use them.
VenomKing666
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Hum... Nobody say: "for the lulz" on 4chan, and if you do it, people will throw you rocks.Well I guess the ultimate test of trolling is whether it was funny or not... seeing as how it's done, as the annoying saying goes (and it makes me cringe to type it), 'for the lulz', can any "lulz" be found in this thread?
That is the question that must be asked, and answered for each of you individually.
I personally have not found anything indicating that that ultimate goal has been reached
kamekasu
Smash Ace
Wow, congratulations on pointing out two flaws and ignoring everything else. Replace the crate with a capsule and it works. Capsules explode randomly, right? At a high level of play, being the fastest does you'll get to items faster.
You're not better than your opponent if a homerun bat spawns in front of you and a fan spawns in front of him. It just means you got lucky. The premise of competitive play is to find who is the more skilled player. Items make that impossible. Yes, it takes skill to use items well, but it doesn't change the fact that the random element to them outweigh any chance of evaluating skill.
Endless Nightmares
Smash Master
Hey gaiz les play smackborterz nao dat wez dun on 4chan lulz k i just fin wakking to a pix uf a gurl who had a bomb explode inside of her vajayjay k nao smackborterz for nintendon entertainment square tyme
but wait, wez doin it wrong kklu lzl lolzoroflop
NO MANIPULATION OF PHYSICS AND IN GAME MECHANICS
*characters freeze in time and stage disappears*
NO COMPETITIVE SPIRIT
*dramatic decrease in testosterone-o-meter*
NO PLAYING LESS THAN SCRUBS DO BUT STILL BEING INFINITELY BETTER THAN THEM BECAUSE WE ARENT *******
*picture of eggz being cool*
FUN ONLY
*bob-ombs appear and blow everyone up, in the epitome of fun...but since there arent any game physics nothing happens*
someone make that ^
but wait, wez doin it wrong kklu lzl lolzoroflop
NO MANIPULATION OF PHYSICS AND IN GAME MECHANICS
*characters freeze in time and stage disappears*
NO COMPETITIVE SPIRIT
*dramatic decrease in testosterone-o-meter*
NO PLAYING LESS THAN SCRUBS DO BUT STILL BEING INFINITELY BETTER THAN THEM BECAUSE WE ARENT *******
*picture of eggz being cool*
FUN ONLY
*bob-ombs appear and blow everyone up, in the epitome of fun...but since there arent any game physics nothing happens*
someone make that ^
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