Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

OH MY PORK!!! A MECHA-WORM IS EATING OUR SHIP!!!

meta knight: "are you ready, galacta knight?"

galacta knight: "as i'll ever be!"

(meta knight and galacta knight start slashing the living crud out of the mecha worm. dedede starts pounding it with the mecha-hammer, making huge holes.)

retro and i will handle the mr. saturns!

(jumps out of pod squeezes a few off of the worm's jaws)

mr. saturn: "thanks thanks!"

mr. saturn: "worm scary, smashfan unscary, is kay-o!"

coffee-offering mr. saturn: "is smashfan! what luck! have new blends ready, zoom-zoom!"

(tries getting more off, it doesn't work) drat! the rest are glued on with forever glue!



WAITAMINIT!

(pulls out a bottle of tears, sprays it on the mr. saturns)

ready, retro? help me get some of them un-stuck! (starts getting mr. saturns off and putting them in the pod)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Mr.Saturns, cmon. :D *uses PSI to help em out into the pod* How did this worm get over here, Mr.Saturn?

 

[smashfan666]

mr. saturn: "worm get hungry, attack saturn valley, ate many, thought we were fries, got huge, glued to mouth, went looking for lunch, thought space pod was tasty burger."

oh...

*attacks finally got through, dedede gets back in the pod, meta knight and galacta knight try holding up the head*

*get's more mr. saturns in the pod*

hurry! the glue's beginning to re-dry!

 

[RetroAntonio]

*gets the rest of the Mr.Saturns* That's not good...well, now you are safe.

 

[smashfan666]

mr. saturn: ”thanks thanks!”

now to get them back to saturn valley...

(Everyone gets in the pod and we head towards saturn valley)

 

[RetroAntonio]

*beams them down* Alright, I think we should get going now...but first get MK and GK then here, then off to wherever we must go to.

 

[SoldierRift]

*awakens*

Wow, its been waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy past 24 hours.....

*For some reason a evil wormhole appears*

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*A masterhand appears and takes SoldierRift*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
_______________________________

Status: Unknown
Location: Evil wormhole

Narrator: What has happened to our beloeved secondary warrior, who is this mysterious masterhand

AND

WWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Egg Guy you want get away

:Robotnik:You annoying little pest

*Robotnik fires rockets at mars16 and Sonic*

HA nice try, Homing attack..PTCH

*Makes Robotnik Tomble out of the air into a Boulder*

Robotnik:**** you Sonic,.. You always mess up my plans but I have a back up plan just incase you'd do this...HAHAHAHHA come out Mega Sonic Destroy them

*From out of the sky drops A metal version of Sonic*

Mega Sonic: YES DOCTOR HOW MAY I assist YOU

Robotnik:Destroy mars16 and that Version of you and remember there can only b e one Sonic,,,,mmmmmmhahahahahahahah.......GET THEM

 

[SoldierRift]

*Since my charecter is in warphole and I don't even know where he is, I've decided to make a new charecter*

Behold Mr. T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Mr. T has seen mars16 about to lose to robotnik so Intervenes*

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR come on fool.

Mega Sonic: what the ****** Mr. T are you serious, thiers already chuck norris, and capt. Falcon WTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Mr. T totally destroys Mega Sonic in one hit*

*turns to Mars*

I PITY THE FOOL!

Robotnik stares in AW!

SERIOUSLY WTF?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[mars16]

Ohh um thankssss Rift ummm I did'nt get a chance to attack him but thankss

What were did Eggman go...****

Lets find him and KILL HIM

You can tag along if you want SoldierRift

*Sonic and mars16 both dashes off to find Eggman*

 

[RetroAntonio]

You guys go SO out of character, all this cursing and such...like wtf.
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*waits for smash to post*

 

[smashfan666]

(crashes into a huge shadow)

dedede: "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?!?!"

(shadow is revealed to be shadow wham bam jewel)

holy butterball...

shadow wham bam jewel: "(roars)"

narrator: ”oh noes! smashfan and his friends have come across wilfre's largest shadow ever! SHADOW WHAM BAM JEWEL! will they succeed? or will they be squashed until they're flat as pancakes? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!!”

 

[Blargy]

*Shadow Blargy Teleports next to shadow wham bam jewel*

hehe I want in on some of this I think I got my powers down to

*Causes a black hole to form on top of everyone*

Oh great I guess I still dont know how to control this well........have fun with that

*Teleports out with shadow wham bam jewel*

Until we met again

 

[smashfan666]

galacta knight: "woah... we didn't even have to fight him!"

yeah... well, back to the going towards wilfre's fortress.

escargoon: "yeah... but there's one teeny-weeny-beany little problem... OUR SPACE POD IS THRASHED FROM CRASHING INTO SHADOW WHAM BAM JEWEL!!!"

(wham bam jewel appears)

wham bam jewel: "need a lift?"

(we get lifted onto wham bam jewel's shoulder)

escargoon: "so, wham bam"

wham bam jewel: "yes?"

escargoon: "how'd you manage to get unstuck from that ditch?"

wham bam jewel: "well, it's a long story..."

(scene changes to a flashback)

wham bam jewel: "(voiceover) i was stuck there all night. but after you got on the road again..."

(wham bam jewel in the flashback struggles to get free, until finally he is unstuck)

wham bam jewel: "(voiceover) a tribe of simple pleasures gave my leg just the boost it needed! i repaid them in kind by helping them hunt for food for the last few pages..."

(scene goes back to what's going on now)

wham bam jewel: "...and that's what happened"

Shadewing: "i'm just glad we didn't have to fight shadow wham bam jewel"

wham bam jewel: "i'll say, he could have been a real challenge to deal with!"

dedede: "yeah (laughing), that shadow is a big weak-bag!"

(shadow wham bam jewel teleports here. extremely peeved)

escargoon: "ooooh you shouldn't have done that..."

shadow blargy: "shadow wham bam jewel?! what the (beep!) are you doing?!"

(shadow wham bam jewel starts charging straight at us)

all of us: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

shadow blargy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Darn it! Time to send Falcon out!!

Shadow WBJ: *japanese stuff*

Falcon: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!!! *misses* AAAUUUGH

Well, we are doomed. I'll try powering the ship using my ribbon. *rubs against motor*

 

[mars16]

Wait a minute Sonic lets stop right here

Why

Because I feel some sorta familiar power running throw me

Dude your coverd in dark flames

Yes.......I now, my evil powers are coming back... LOL (EVILY) I'm way stronger then before hhmm

let me test my galaik gun out on that huge mountain HAHAHA.....;GALAIK GUN

*BOOOOM the mountain explodes making it rain pebles*

That is one powerful blast....what the you look different..

I promised the gods I would not fight for evil nor work for it so lucky you Sonic... let us continue the search for fat man.

 

[smashfan666]

*uses move copy, similar to move steal, only way less painful, and it copies the ability instead of takes it*

anyway...

*uses move copy on captain falcon, a strange white glow is around the two of us*

okay...

(hops on shadow wham bam jewel)

are you ready for this?!

shadow wham bam jewel: "uh-oh..."

*does an all-too familiar move*

FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!!!

(shadow wham bam jewel get's pwn'd in the face and splatters apart, shadow blargy is falling off)

shadow blargy: "AAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

(shadow blargy teleports away)

i've replaced my move steal ability (blows fist) with move COPY. so instead of stealing someone's abilities, i copy them instead...

(a few seconds later, wham bam jewel is taking us to wilfre's base on top of tinfoil pillar)

galacta knight: "i can tell we're getting closer"

meta knight: "yes, i can see it way in the distance. look!"

(we approach tinfoil pillar, a giant tower made entirely of tinfoil)

(wham bam jewel sets us down at the base of tinfoil pillar)

*tinfoil pillar's doors open up*

it will be a tough challenge, and some of us might not make it out alive. but i intend to at least try my best and see this mission through to the end.

narrator: "smashfan and his friends have finally arrived at tinfoil pillar! what will become of them? will they succeed in finding marx? will they defeat wilfre? or will they be lost? ...or worse??? find out on the next episode of FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Smashfan, you just made it sound even more epic than I was thinking. I hope there's at least one death...but wait. Escargoon, take this. *gives orb* You had nothing to defend yourself with, and since you are my favorite Hoshi no Kirby character, I give you the Orb of Syon. Now you can shoot lasers out of it, and shield yourself. Just appear in the next Kirby game and that's your way of repaying me. :3 Let's go guys.

 

[mars16]

*Both running at mach speed they spot Robotnik*

Stop, look there's Eggman...it looks like he is entering that monster like castle

We should go in there after him nothing will stop us

But whoi's castle is that..It has a big B on the side of it and needles sticking

Well of course its Bowser's castle, so shut up and lets go in destroy them both

*mars16 charges with power and they both rush in*

 

[Blargy]

hehehe I dont think you guys are getting through

*Blargy and his shadow appears*

Lets do this Oh wait heres a interesting fact for you guys He made more then ONE shadow from all of us so....

Meet my buddies >: )

*Millons of shadow blargys appear*

Lets take them down boys!

*They all start to charge towards the group using their powers to the max*

 

[smashfan666]

escargoon: "AAAAH!!!"

(escargoon starts firing lasers from the orb, disintegrating at least 95% of the shadow blargies)

escargoon: "(jawdrop) :D we're saved!!!"

shadow blargy: "we're (beep!)ed..."

(rushes up the stairs)

c'mon! we have to find marx!

(everyone else rushes up the stairs, shadewing stops for a second)

shadewing: "skip you, shadows! (shadewing throws them a present) for your troubles"

shadow blargy: "a... present???"

shadow blargy clone: "oh goody goody!"

(shadow blargy opens the present, a gooey bomb sticks to him)

shadow blargy: "a gooey bomb?! YOU CHEAP SON OF A..."

(explosion)

marx: "(muffled yelling)"

that sounded like... MARX!

galacta knight: "it sounds like he's in the torture room! in TV block! 99'th floor!"

(we all run up the stairs until we reach the tv block torture room)

okay... we're here... marx is behind this door... a-let's do this!

(opens door, seeing marx tied up watching the same episode of aqua teen hunger force endlessly)

marx: "(muffled yelling)"

(LOUD OVER-DRAMATIC GASP!!!) THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(unties marx)

marx: "(gasping for air) OH THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!!! they tied me up and made me watch that one episode of aqua teen hunger force FOR 2 WHOLE PAGES! THE SONG IS FOREVER BURNED INTO MY BRAIN!!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT ONE MORE TIME!!!"

(long pause)

marx: "(under breath)i want candy, bubble gum and ta- (out loud) DANG IT!"

don't worry, we'll get you out of here!

(we all run up the stairs, until we reach the top of tinfoil pillar, where we find wilfre)

everyone: "(gasp!)"

wilfre: "well well well... so you managed to free marx after all... but you'll NEVER defeat ME or... MY SECRET WEAPON!!!"

+V.S. Galacta Knight+

(hadas comes up, with himself, and his wounds, covered in shadow goo)

dedede: "HOLY EVERYTHING!!! HADAS IS BACK AND HE'S AS BIG AS WHAM-BAM JEWEL!!!!"

narrator: "smashfan and his team have managed to free marx! but wilfre has one last surprise in store for them. will they be able to defeat ultimate hadas and save the thread?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[mars16]

Now were did he egg boy go....Eggman were are you, come out and die

Who dares enter my castle

*From out of darkness Bowser appears also Robotnik*

Robotnik: These are the pest thats been making me mad, they've been messing up are plans to rule this world.

These to weaklings.. they shall die

*Bowser calls in his army of hammer bros and koopa troopa's*

GET THEM

*Both Bowser and Robotnik teleport out of the castle useing a magic koopa*

Hmm lets get this over with....Blazing fire blast *BOOOOOOOOM Wiping out all of Bowser's troops*

I think Bowser mess understoud you mars16

Lets go after them and kill them before they make more clones of anyone

 

[Blargy]

Meanwhile while everyone busy fighting

hmmmm lets see here.........yes here it is the untap power of marx is still stored here

*absorbs it*

Yes I can feel the power flow through me

I have no need for this place now

*Looks over at the few shadow Blargys that Followed me*

Start the timers and meet me...you know the place

*Teleports out*

 

[mars16]

I think I now where they went

You do were tell me

The battle stadium, thats the only other place that has a teleporter that looks like Bowsers

Well then lets go...that would be a great place to fight a powerhouse like Bowser

*They both dash off to the battle stadium 2 miles away*

 

[smashfan666]

(hadas fires a dark energy ball at me and marx)

both of us :AAAAAAAHHH!!!

marx: "well... this looks like the end old friend!"

(both of us start quivering, but...)

(shadewing jumps in front of us)

shadewing: "i won't just sit back and let this happen!"

marx: "shadewing?! what the heck are you doing?!"

shadewing: "shielding both of your lives at the cost of mine!"

you're brave, kid. (shakes hands with shadewing) and it was nice knowing you, shadewing...

(shadewing takes the blast for me and marx and becomes a puddle of blue slop in his image)

well... we know how to defeat him...

(marx and i fly into hadas's brain, again. where we find wilfre in there, but hadas's brain is nowhere in sight)

wilfre: "hahaha! you incompetent fools! i will destroy you!!! (wilfre starts absorbing ultimate hadas's power, but shadow blargy shoves wilfre out of the way and starts absorbing the power)"

shadow blargy: "MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! IT WORKED! IT WOOOOOOORKED!!!"

wilfre: "WHAT worked?!"

shadow blargy: "HA HA HAAAAAAA! it's all quite simple, really... i got smashfan to draw me in one of the previous storylines! i got you to control hadas! i kidnapped marx! giving smashfan reason to come here, giving you reason to fight him! and I got you to try to absorb hadas's power, leaving ME to seize all the power for myself"

(shadow blargy is larger, gains spikier shoulder pads, jetpack-enhanced wings, and has cleats)

shadow blargy: "it was all according to my evil little plan! now i can cause all the mischief i want! see you later!"

(shadow blargy flies off, laughing evilly)

wilfre: "YOU CHEAP DUMB-NUT!!! (evaporates)"

(ultimate hadas evaporates, leaving only normal hadas's remains, which are now rotting and smelly)

(escargoon runs over to the remains, then recoiling, plugging his nose)

escargoon: "PEE-YEW!!! this carcass STINKS!!!"

(marx and i come flying out)

i'll say. when was the last time this thing was washed, the big bang?!

+music: Flying Through Nova+

(marx and i fly after shadow blargy, chasing him all across the galaxy)

we're coming for ya' shadow blargy!

 

[mars16]

Were here

there they are

Well it seem yo found us, I geuss its time to stop running and kill you fools

* Bowser charges up into super form *

HAHAHA let us fight

*Dashes at mars16 with a punch but misses*

Nice try Bowser but I'm to fast

*Dashes at Bowser with a punch to his stomach then double kicks himto the sky then jumps up and axe handles him to the ground adding a smash drop*

**** you why I ada....

Shut up

*Sonic finishes him with a Spindash slice cutting him into*

Thats it for Bowser now its your turn egg boy

Robotnik:I'm getting out of here

Galaik gun *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM........Robotniks dead body falls to the ground*

Finally Revange is over...Ok no need to hang with you anymore Hedghog later

*They both go there seprate ways*

 

[Rukako]

*Blue-pixie looking thing and I arrive from the void*

So, as I was saying, Sukuna Hikona--- Oh jeeze. Uhh...I think we arrived at the wrong time...

*Sukuna (The blue-pixie thing) and I back away slowly, then make a run for it into the void again*

 

[smashfan666]

shadow blargy: "(notices us) persistent fools, aren't you?"

marx! initiate 1-bravo delta-niner!

marx: "copy that! lol, C Wut I Did Thar?"

shadow blargy: "WTF? i don't get it..."

(copies shadow blargy's blaster, starts shooting while marx flie's around erratically)

shadow blargy: "ooooooh, NOW i C Wut U Did Thar! and AAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

(shadow blargy tries to dodge all the blasts, one of them hits the jetpack and ricochets towards us, and we get sent down with shadow blargy to a purple landscape with yellow mountains in the background)

+V.S. Galacta knight+

Marx: "this feels... oddly familiar..."

shadow blargy: "AHAHAHAHAHAAAA! FOOLS! YOUR ADVENTURE ENDS HERE! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!!!"

me & marx: "AAAAAAAAAH!!!"

narrator: "everything is happening at once! shadow blargy has betrayed wilfre! Shadewing has sacrificed himself! and shadow blargy is going to destroy the thread!!! will smashfan and marx succeed in stopping him? or will they die trying? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[Tacel]

*Carves out SmashFan666's eyes with spoon, puts them in a glass jar with sand in it, shacks the jar up, rips off SmashFan666's highbrows, puts them in jar, and then sends jar to Tom Cruise with a note saying, "Please send back in envelope."*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Marx, we never practiced this, but time to make a big post.

Marx, go to the left, curve over to Shadow Blargy's side.

Smashfan, go to the left, curve over to Shadow Blargy's other side.

I'll go straight for him to try to slow him down, then we all attack. Now!

*flys for shadow blargy*

You won't get away with this! It's the end! 2012 for you!

 

[smashfan666]

(marx and i do so, but shadow blargy pounds our faces in, sending us flying)

shadow blargy: "HMAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! did you REALLY think that would work?"

(marx and i try flying everywhere and shooting)

shadow blargy: "ow! hey! stop it!"

(marx shoop-da-whoops shadow blargy)

shadow blargy: "AAAAARGH!!!"

(shadow blargy starts spitting bombs at us)

marx: "y'know... THAT seems kind of familiar, too... but either way..."

(marx starts firing energy arrows at shadow blargy)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Marx, he stole your powers...it's gonna be familiar. *grabs on blargys back* Hi. *steers him into a mountain*

Bye~

*mountain explodes and falls on blargy*

DIE! You planned all this, mess with my friends, mess with me, you *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

I just invented you a new curse word. Now die. Smashfan, I'll lend you my strength. Marx, are you in this too? Lend smashfan your power!

(I just made a Mr.Saturn seem badarse. wow)

 

[Blargy]

Ow grrrrr

*looks over*

Shadow Blargy you seem to have failed me

*Suddenly Shadow Blargy begins to scream and melt*

I have no need for worthless people who cant grasp power right

I will let you guys live for now but if you try to follow me you will destroyed

*Teleports away*

 

[RetroAntonio]

OH dang. *gets back powers from smashfan* I knew Blargy was behind this, like a weak shadow could be over the superior. We need to know Blargy's plan. *calls blargy on Saturn phone* Hello? I need to know your evil plans please. *blargy hangs up* Well, now what.

 

[smashfan666]

whatever blargy's plan is, it's probably not good. but we will find him! and we will stop him! but we can't handle this alone, our only hope is to fight as one!

(marx flies us back to tinfoil pillar)

guys, blargy is behind this! shadow blargy was never in control at all!

galacta knight: "WHAT?!"

meta knight: "i always knew there was something suspicious about him..."

(looks over to the remains of Shadewing)

marx: "(sigh) poor shadewing..."

meta knight: "maybe his sacrifice was for the best..."

galacta knight: "he was a daring young soul..."

(meanwhile dedede and escargoon are crying their faces off)

he was the bravest one of us all... throwing himself in the blast like that.....

(the halberd docks in front of us)

meta knight: "come, we must find blargy's hideout..."

(we all get onboard, galacta knight has to drag the weeping escargoon and dedede aboard)

galacta knight: "you two are quite an insane bunch..."

(once everyone's aboard, the halberd takes off)

 

[Blargy]

*Suddenly the halberd engines explode and a holographic image of Blargy appears*

Hehe Good luck getting to me with no power on your ship and also theres another bomb set to explode in about 5 mins bye bye for now

 

[Blargy]

whoops double post

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ah, not good. It's very importan--ooh Taco machine! *gets taco* Mmm...good. Wait, ah! I can't move, it hurts, it's so good. *turns into egg*

*scientist pauses this real quick*

You see, this was his Larva form. Noone knows what he could turn into now, but it'll take about 8 posts for him to hatch. Enjoy.

*unpause*

Umm, guys, I can still talk. Take care of me, good, I heard that scientist, and if I get broken...ugh who knows. Well, someone can carry me around. Escargooooon~ I would like to be carried by youz, because you are great. :D


(I really do like Escargoon alot, he is a character I fandom for)

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "(with rage to spare) BLARGY, YOU *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!* AND YOUR *beep!* SHOULD GO TO *beeeep!* CAUSE YOU ARE THE WORST! THE MEANEST! THE NASTIEST! THE MOST *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!* IN ALL OF KALAMAZOO!!!"

uh, guys, the bomb?

dedede: "(back to his senses) oh, right"

okay, the ship is about to explode, and we need to have someone who knows about defusing bombs. does anyone know how to defuse a bomb?

(nobody's hand is raised except dedede's)

anyone? anyone? no one huh?

dedede: "C'MON!!! (dedede blows an air horn) THE LIGHT DON'T GET ANY GREENER!"

escargoon: "stand back! back at school i excelled at defusing bombs! let's see here, if i remember right, this type of bomb needs to have the red wire cut..."

(escargoon fiddles with the bomb a bit, and cuts the red wire. bomb stops ticking)

escargoon: "ta-da!!!"

(everyone claps)

 

[RetroAntonio]

...uh egg here. :C

Escargooooon wah.

Also, good job with the bomb. *fandomfandom*