Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

*we come upon the area of the cave's stage boss: saargtson*

marx: "YES! we're almost out of the cave!"

are whoever sent us here joking? they must be joking. this has got to be the easiest cave i ever worked my way out of... (saargtson appears behind me)

marx: "BEHIND YOU!!!"

whu hah?!

saargtson: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAGH!!!"

(we all rush towards saargtson)

(generic boss battle music starts up)

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

take this you Little ****

*attacks mars16 with a nother grab but mars16 uses his gold jacket and reflects his ettempt to another direction*

Nice try needle boy..Fire punch

*Knocks Bowser away*

Darn you sent me flying

Thats called knockback ***** and don't forget it...oww and I'm not finished

*Dashes with feiry at Bowser, gives him a uppercut knocking him upward then jumps and spike punches him of the stadium into the lava*......

:bowse2:I burns it burns the pain

*then he starts to sink*....

Sick I'm not done *Jumps out the lave* Have you forgotten I'm immortal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HUH

*Falls down* :Bowser2: Whats happining to me

Refery:The lava melted all the bones in your body Bowser....you may be immortal but your insides ar'nt.....mars16 is......THE WNNER

#Audience: Yea wee mars go mars rocks mars go mars rock

#The other half....boooooooooooboooooooo

Thank you thank you I now I'm great and that wsn't een half my power haha

Sine you won the battle you may earn your gift, the chain of water and ice

Elemental powers list
-----------
Fire ******
Water ******
Ice *****
???????
???????
???????
------------

Thanks can I go now..back to the batle feild

Yes you may

*7 minutes lter after a feast**Back at the battle feld*

Darn what a long day I gotta rest, *lays down on the grass*

To be continued..........

 

[UberMario]

*One day later*

>_> *camera swoops to a lazer gun*

<_< *camera swoops to a flaming axe*

>_> *camera swoops to a nuclear bomb*

<_< I've got it!






*hits Mars16 with a potato, which ricochets and knocks out Bowser who somehow got his bones back*

 

[RetroAntonio]

*charges up a PSI Punch and hits Saargtson* Take that! Now to finish it off *power up Marx* *defense up smashfan*

 

[smashfan666]

*saargtson shoots fireballs at me*

AAAAAAAAH!!! (blocks)

*marx shoop da woops saargtson, it deals a lot of damage to saargtson*

(meta knight uses his mach tornado)

(galacta knight slashes with his sword)

(captain falcon and chuck norris start punching saargtson like crazy)

(escargoon uses the orb)

(dedede wakes up and starts jet hammering him)

(i start slamming myself on saargtson)

DIE! EVIL! BEAST!!!

 

[mars16]

Hmmmm yes there we go yes fried chicken (sleep talking)

*BanG*

What the this patato hi me in the head...I must have fail asleep

*Gets up*

Ok whatto do next......Darn forgot about the others what are they up to were are they
Dud said they were'nt dead so I should'nt worry about them

*Runs off through the forest**Heads toward mustkingdom....Why*

*20 minutes later in mustkingdom*...*In a bar*

Yea I need something to drink gee'z

 

[smashfan666]

(taps saargtson. he explodes.)

marx: "VICTORY TOOOOOOOOOOONE!"

(we are teleported back to blargy's fortress, which is completely destroyed)

(GASP!) GREAT LIFE REFILLS! MY CASTLE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL NEWLY-USURPED CASTLE!!!!!!

(wilfre appears)

(EVEN LOUDER GASP!!!) YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Wilfe: "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! i TOLD you i would return!"

no you didn't...

marx: "yeah, you just called shadow blargy a stupid dumb-nut and vanished..."

Wilfre: "er... um... that is... uh... well, you see... uh.... well, IRREGARDLESS! i have returned! and unless you want this thread destroyed. you will fight me in our ultimate battle at tinfoil pillar!"

easy... one power-hungry villain is just enough for me and marx to take on!

Wilfre: "which is why i too have a partner!"

(nightmare apppears)

nightmare: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!"

WHAAAAAAAAAA?! nightmare? really?

wilfre: "then you concede defeat! weakling..."

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

marx: "oh no... he finished his 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!'... it cannot be good if he finishes that..."

OF ALL THE NAMES ONE COULD CALL ME, NOBODY CALLS SMASHFAN A WEAKLING! WE ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!!

marx: "uh... yeah!"

nightmare: "heheheeee... i sense much fear in your friend marx... heh... scaredy cat..."

marx: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! NOBODY CALLS ME A SCAREDY-CAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!"

galacta knight: "uh-oh.... now we got TWO (beep!)ed off people...."

(shake, frylock, & meatwad are right next to galacta knight)

frylock: "you got that right..."

meatwad: "yeah, he's just SOOOOOO mad..."

shake: "GREAT JOB wilfre & NME, the both of YOU just made marx & smash's day of 'i hate you you mother(beep!)ers!'..."

wilfre: "heh... okay..."

NME: "are you CRAZY?! i hear he could beat someone to death with their own lifebar when he gets (beep!)ed off!"

wilfre: "NME relaaaaaax! we got this in the bag! (whispering to NME) i rigged tinfoil pillar with tricks and traps so he won't even make it to the top!"

NME and Wilfre: "(both laughing evilly and disappear)"

we got training to do, marx!

marx: "yeah!!! it just makes me so MAD when someone calls me a scaredy-cat! i just wanna RIP SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF!!!"

(training montage ensues)

 

[RetroAntonio]

(80's exercise music plays)

I must get in shape for my next battle!

*brings out Thanksgiving feast*

NOMNOMNOM

Now I'm ready

*punches random things, including, but not limited to, trees, sandbag and anthills*

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

*Leaving the bar*

There's nothing else to do

mars16

What, Madio and Wigi..Ssup

Nothing, but this, me and my brother here is about go to the battle field to train are skills

Oww really well let join, I just earned some new ability

Yea what ever come on

*Heading to the battle feild.;...........

....minutes later still battling........listen im just trying to skip stuff

*Then out of nowhere a huge portal appears sucking the fighters in

Whats going on, what is this!!!

I don't now

*Sucked into the portal they land in Video game Land....land of all video games*

What...were are we.....this was stupid i'm going to commit suicide

Shut up its just Video game land there's away out just got to find it


*meanwhile*

 

[Blargy]

*Teleports to the gang*

I guess I will help you just this one time Smash and marx since I need him to go away

*Proceeds to Blow up things*

 

[mars16]

*mean while...again*

OK what game are we in right now

This is ummm............

God of war you idiot

Yes were in God of war

How do we get out

We have to find the portal

Lets go.........ugh what are those

Medusa's run, run like hell

*Running so fast there upperbody parts can't even catch up with there leg*

Wait a minute why I'm I running

*mars16 turns around and Galaik guns the Medusa's*

That handles are problem

*From out of nowhere mars16 gets kicked*

ugh what the.....who are you,

Thats Kratos, searching for revange

How do you now

I played the game

Ohhh......well then lets battle

*meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

*masked dedede theme plays while marx and i are doing the training montage*

(punching sandbags)

(pushing piles of crates)

(lifting canoe piles)

(pushing piles of crates, again.)

(lifting the heaviest weights known to mankind)

(pushing piles of crates, yet again. but this time with dedede and escargoon pushing back)

(lifting dedede's hammer and smacking it on the button to ring the bell)

(epic ground-pounds)

(lifting dedede and escargoon)

(running in circles)

*afterwards our muscles are as big as 18-wheeelers*

okay... i think we're ready to take on wilfre & NME...

(gets on marx, hoping he can fly faster than ever. but he's actually flying slower!!! what's up with that?!)

marx: "(pant, pant, pant,) what the (beep!) happened to my flying?!"

i don't know... maybe we need to lose some cargo...

(marx and i rip off out novelty oversized muscles that we put on after the montage, revealing our normal physiques... marx is flying much easier now)

marx: "aaaaahh... much better. that muscle costume was really sweaty..."

yeah... anyway... on to tinfoil pillar!

(marx and i are flying are towards tinfoil pillar, with the halberd trailing right behind)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Hey, Meta Knight, the Halbred is nice. But, how did you even learn to drive with your cute little gloves?

*rips off muscles* Oh...those were my real ones...btw need surgery XD

 

[Rukako]

*I go and succeed in defeating the robot thingy*

Well...glad that's over. O O;; *Goes to continue to explore the area, and finally comes across a high-tech staircase. I go down the stairs, and enter a room, that looks exactly like the operating room. Two boys with blue hair, blue hats, blue shirts with yellow ties, and black pants are arguing. One of them has a labcoat on, with extremely long sleeves and yellow eyes*

Boy without labcoat: You are only trying to pretend to be me!

Boy with labcoat: How many times do I have to say, that you're me, and I'm you?

Boy w/out labcoat: You aren't.

Boy with labcoat: Then why go and ignore the childish acts, when they're the truth? You're a girl, so why even bother with your job?

GAAAASSP

*Both androgynous people look at me. The one with the yellow eyes pushes away the other, and walks up to me*

....Help...?

*Insert the Benny Hill theme here as I run around in circles while the person with the labcoat chases after me*

 

[Blargy]

Ugh

*Teleports to Rukako*

*Freezes one then catches the other on fire*

*Teleports away but out of pure boredom stalks Rukako*

 

[smashfan666]

*marx and i fly onto the top of tinfoil pillar uninterrupted*

wilfre: "HOW DID THEY GET UP HERE?! SAILOR CAP WADDLE-DEE!!! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY TRAPS?!"

sailor waddle dee: "erm..."

(flashback, waddle dees running around tinfoil pillar)

sailor waddle dee: "(drunk. notices traps) whee! funhouse!"

(drunk sailor waddle dee messes around with the main power source for the traps, completely destroying them. flashback ends)

wilfre: "YOU THOUGHT THE MAIN POWER SOURCE FOR THE TRAPS WAS A PLAYHOUSE?!?!?!?!"

sailor waddle dee: "erm... uh.... (praying) please don't kill me, wilfre!"

(sailor waddle dee is thrown off tinfoil pillar screaming)

uh... we heard everything you said...

wilfre: "doesn't matter, they were a bust anyway..."

(wilfre absorbs all of nightmare's power. nightmare evaporates. wilfre gains a dragonlike body w/ wings, giant mechanical cannons on his shoulders, and a more gengar-like head with his texture)

Wilfre: "(more demonic voice) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! BEHOLD, MY TRUE FORM!!!!!!"

(wilfre starts spitting out fireballs made of shadow goo)

AAAAAHH!!!

(gets on marx and flies around)

(uses enemy scanner device to search for a weakness)

info:

--ULTIMATE WILFRE--

pwr: over 9000!!!

element: Darkness.

powers: Darkness, Illusion, Fire.

strengths: ????

weaknesses: ????

main description: Wilfre has absorbed Nightmare's power, creating this hideous new form! is there anything that can stop this guy now?

--------------

...well dang it...

(marx fires his lazor at Ultimate Wilfre)

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile.....After killing Kratos*

Yes he's dead

*A portal appearws*

:madio2: I geuiss after killing the character of the game a portal will appear...what are we waiting for let us jump through

*Going through the portal they find there self in yet another world*

Were are we now

This is spiral mountain, Banjo Kazooie, I like this game

Oww let me geuss you played this to

Let us enter the witches carvern, Banjo's probably in there, so we go in and kill him OK

Lets go

*Meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

AH! This does not look good...I know how Kirby beat NME though!

*throws star rod at wilfre*

...

Wilfre: ...*ROAR*

AGH *gets blown into a wall*

You dare blow me?!?! Away?!?! Noone blows me...away...unless I say so! *FIRES LASER WITH MARX*

 

[smashfan666]

wilfre: "ROOOOOOAGH!!! you fool! you have no idea what you've gotten yourselves into (fires heat-seeking missiles)"

AAAAAAAAH!!!

(marx flies around trying to dodge them)

marx: "ah (beep!)! they're heat-seeking!!!"

wait... heat-seeking! that's it! i got an idea!

(whispers to marx)

marx: "good idea!"

(marx flies toward wilfre)

wilfre: "ram into me? THAT's your plan?"

(marx flies us upward, leaving the missiles to hit wilfre)

wilfre: "woah... didn't see that coming..."

shadow walker: "you watch a lot of Johnny Test... y'know that?"

wilfre: "shut... up..."

(missiles hit wilfre)

wilfre: "AAAAAAAAAARGH! oh, it's ON now!"

(wilfre spits out more shadow fireballs)

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile inside The witches cavern*

:madio2:So Banjo must have found the right amount of notes to get throw the door...lets head through

Darn thats one pathatic statue....east of money too

i There he is after him he's going into the freazy peak

*They all dash into freazy Peak*

Stop right there you Bear and bird fools, repar to die

Banjo: Ga ga guu ga gu guuu gu uuug gug gug gu.....Enough of this ame talk

Kazooie: But your speaking out of character

Banjo: I don't care

You now what I don't care for the botrh of you *Blastes them with an electrick ice blast killing them both*

There dead and there's the portal let's go

*Enters the portal*

Where are we now

This is WINDY.....gAME: Conker's bad fur day

*Meanwhile*

 

[Rukako]

*Watches*

Uhhh...okay, then... O O;;

...and why do I get the feeling that I'm being stalked? *Shadow Rukako transports over here*

Shadow Rukako: Cuz I was watching you. *She then notices the two people* Heeeey, that's the one shadow where I got my encouragement to do the operation from...what happened here?

Blargy. He did it.

Shadow: Uhhh....okay, then. Let's get the heck outta here, and back into our base...

*We teleport back into a secret room in the base, where nobody can get to, even from teleporting.*

 

[zeldspazz]

*sneaks in*

*drops bomb*

*sneaks off*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Hmm. I see you like TV shows. Wilfre, is it fine if I make a new TV show? Huh? Just for you? To enjoy? Kk.

It's time for Cooking with Saturn Dee!

Starring, amazingly, SATURN DEE!!! HOW?!?!

Hai, today we will be cooking seasoned herb soup. It's already done, so we will give Wilfre a taste. *shoves it down Wilfre's throat* Good? Ingredients are:

Bombs
Lampoil
BLOOD
Bug Spray
Mini mushrooms

I hope you like it, Wilfre. :D

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Ok lets find the squirrel and cut his guts out hahha.....thats dead wrong anyway

Since the bee is not crying and the red gaint lady bugs are'nt on the stomps let us check the barn yard

*meanwhile*

 

[Rukako]

*Shadow Rukako defuses bomb in less than a minute*

Shadow: Pshaw, that was too simple. -.-

*Security systems bring in zeldspazz, and a robotic defense system comes in and unleashes a can of whoop*** on Zeldspazz, and sends them flying out of the base*

Me and the shadow: Uhh...that works? O O;;

Shadow: Now, back to the plan, mkay? But first... *Tightens the security, so NOBODY can enter, even if they try to use time bending, teleportation, or even by using voids*

 

[smashfan666]

wilfre: "(YAAAAAAWN) this is boring... well.. I'M a monstah that'd excel to clobber dat' dere KIRBEH!!!"

marx: "i got an idea!!!"

(marx pulls out a remote, static, show switches to "Kirby: Right Back At Ya'!" in the middle of the theme song)

NME salesman (the real one, i subbed for him in the finale): "how can i help you, king dedede?"

king dedede (in theme song): "i need a monstah to clobber dat' dere KIRBEH!"

NME salesman: "that's what we do best at N.M.E."

escargoon (in theme song): "ya' better get it with a money-back guarantee!"

*zoom out to reveal that there is a TV on top of tinfoil pillar (tinfoil pillar has cable?), which wilfre is hypnotizedly watching*

wilfre: "(humming along to saxophone riff)"

marx: "now's the chance! he's hypnotized!"

(marx and i fly toward wilfre)

narrator: "well i'm back after... i don't know, a week? and it turns out that wilfre REALLY likes to watch 'Kirby Right Back At Ya'!'... and unbeknownst to him, marx and smashfan (who now appears to be a clone of the salesguy working at NME) are flying straight for him! will smashfan and marx defeat him for good, FINALLY?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[mars16]

Meanwhile*

He's no where around here lets go

umm mars16 your right under a block.....I think you should move....Now

Say what

Block: Bammm,....take that HAHAHA

:Luigi2: Darn he's dead.....well lets go

No I'm still alive I grabbed a tail hanging on the post outside

Well then thats a relief lets go check **** Mountain

*Meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

I hate the 4kids show! *switches it to japanese*

There. All better. *flys at wilfre at mach speed and crashes at him* I'm watching this, move it!

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*teleports in*

REMEBAH ME?

*throws Kingdom Hearts at smashfan*

 

[mars16]

*Menwhile*

Ha we found you..rodent time to die

Conker: Umm OK game designer what is this all about, you said nothing about weird people OK

Shut up and fight

*Conker pulls out a Katana*

Is that all you have,....HAHA poor squirrel.....Galaik Gun

*BOOOOM kills Conker splashing blood everywhere.....nasty*

Theres the portal lets get out of here

*Enters the portal.....Now they enter into yet another world*

Now were the hell are we at

I don't now where we are but there's lots of Dragon statues around

lets look around see if we can find the main character

*Meanwhile*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*summons Wilford Brimley to use his DIABEETUS beam on mars16*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Noone can remember...THE BLACK GUY IN METROID.

 

[smashfan666]

*and so it turns out that... wilfre can't understand japanese*

wilfre: "(brain finally registering what just happened)japanese?! I.... CAN'T.... UNDESTAND.... JAPANEEEESE!!!"

(wilfre spits shadow goo all over tinfoil pillar, all but the TV)

marx: "i don't think he likes the japanese that much"

(marx switches it to the dutch version)

wilfre: "O_O... I LIKE THE DUTCH EVEN LESS!!! "

(wilfre grabs a flamethrower and tries to torch marx)

marx: "(dodging) AAAH!!!"

wilfre: "i never leaned to read any of those other languages..."

marx: "i guess he prefers plain english..."

(marx switches it back to english)

(wilre goes back to the TV)

marx: "(to the viewers) let this be a lesson to any and all who have before done so (up close & dramatic) NEVER CHANGE THE CHANNEL ON SOMEONE IF THEY'RE WATCHING THEIR FAVORITE SHOW!!!! or if they can't understand that much of a different language... nobody's going to change the channel, are they? in that case CHANNEL-CHANGER! NOOOOOOOOOO-"

(static)

network broadcaster: "in light of recent events, forum fight has been cancelled. so in it's place are endless reruns of 'Fanboy & Chum Chum' and 'Ed, Edd n' Eddy'. but right now, it's time for 'The Simpsons'! enjoy!"

(The Simpsons theme song plays)

 

[Tacel]

*Throws thermal detonator at TV*
Forum Fight it not canceled!
*Jumps on my DK with Wings and flies around room charging up aura spheres*
Any last words, SmashFan666? As in "ambassador, serpent, enigma," or, "afloat".

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Hey lets ask that Purple dragon who's the charater of the game

*.........*

Hey you who's the character of the game we are in

Spyro:............................................Me

Ok time to die

*Spyro blows fire at them but misses*

Nice try Dragon I got fire to but I'm gonna put you out with ice

*Freezes Spyro with Ice beam then finishes him with a Fire blast splitter...then the portal appears*

Great now we can leave this world of games

*They jump through the portal and are now back at the battle feild finally*

Where finally back,

lets all head back to mustroom Kingdom

Sure

*Meanwhile*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

WHY DOES EVERYONE IGNORE MY ATTACKS?


*sucks smashfan, RetroAntonio, and mars16 into the Void*

 

[mars16]

Sorry for the problem Madio and Wigi, SOME CLUTS SUCKED ME INTO A WEAK VOID THAT I

was easily able to break out of HAHAHAHA

*Anyway*

Its great to be out of that world of video games

Yes it is let us celebrate

No I'm good I goda go

Minutes later

A you

O no please don't tell me that voice came from

yea thats right

What the hell do you want

Noth'en just hang'ing...Wanna hang

No I'm a very bizzy person oK

*Out of nowwhere*

Shadow Madio: Gotch'a *****

What the hell

*Shadow Madio takes Peach and runs*

each:HELP

**** JUST CAN'T GET A DAY OF REST

*Runs after Shadow Madio*

 

[smashfan666]

*wilfre slices TAL's head off*

(marx and i fly towards wilfre)

marx: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"

*marx flies me straight through wilfre, we fly away. but we noticed he isn't destroyed and fly back*

WHEN WILL THIS TYRANT DIE?!?!?!

(lands)

*gets hit*

OW!!!

(wilfre snickers evilly)

our only hope is to fight as one!!!

(fires a machine gun)

(marx fires his lazor)

(meta knight uses his ultimate mach tornado)

(galacta knight fires a beam from his sword)

(dedede sends a shockwave with his hammer)

(escargoon fires a HUGE beam from the orb)

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Sorry for the problem Madio and Wigi, SOME CLUTS SUCKED ME INTO A WEAK VOID THAT I
was easily able to break out of HAHAHAHA

WEAK? I'LL SHOW YOU STRONG!


*kills Madio and Wigi*

*saws your arms off*

*straps chains that are covered in acid to you*

*attaches a time bomb to you*

*summons Xemnas to attack you*

*traps you in 98688484839389849849384938493843998 voids, one after another*

*tears out your vocal chords*

PS: You have the most horrible grammar I have ever seen.

 

[mars16]

^Yea I now its pretty bad thanks for the complament^

**** I just Had a very horrible dream That I was being murder oww nooo

*Anyway...Still chasing Shadow Madio*

Let her go you faker

*Jumps over Shadow Madio and blocks his path*

Shadow Madio: Listen you don't want to fight me because I'll kill you

*Run's through mars16*

*Continueing the chase*