Forum Fight!!!!

[Neo Exdeath]

**** I just Had a very horrible dream That I was being murder oww nooo

It was not a dream....


*falcon punches*

 

[mars16]

**** what is with you, you let him get away

*Double kicks Neo upward then choke slams him to the ground and starts pounding the Hell out of him*

Stayu down and leave me alone, I'm on your side ok

*Then runs off*

Paying no attantion to NEO WHAT SO EVER
_____________________

 

[smashfan666]

(waits for retro's attack to add to our onslaught to defeat the evil wilfre and stop him from destroying smashboards and enslaving all who ever posted in it)

escargoon: "need... one... more!"

 

[mars16]

Ha I caught up to you

Shadow Madio: Your annoying

*mars16 bashes shadow Madio making him drop peach*

Shadow Madio: **** you, let us battle

Peach get out of here

*Peach leaves the scene*

*mars16 and SHDM (Shadow mario) battle to the death............who will win*

*mars16's storyline ends for now*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Time to power my ribbon...BLAST ATTACK! *fires a small spark from his ribbon and it does nothing* ...Just wait for it. Wait for it...

*atomic explosion occurs at wilfre's location* Yes! Now... *fires rapid fire blasts at high speed at wilfre FAST*

 

[smashfan666]

(wilfre explodes, vaporizing most of tinfoil pillar)

(we all fly away)

well, there goes one of the threads most dangerous places...

escargoon: "i don't even get why it's so dangerous anyway..."

marx: "have you even noticed how high that place is? that could probably give someone one heckuva nosebleed!"

dedede: "(blood waterfalls gushing out of snout) ain't THAT the truth...."

*Kirby Super Star Ultra Revenge of meta knight credits music plays, scene switches to me walking down a path, then marx walks next to me, then meta knight, then retro, then escargoon, then dedede, then galacta knight, then wham bam jewel (because of his immense size, he is only seen from the shins down), then a few waddle dees, then the ghost of shadewing, as the credits play*

--STAFF--

--Characters (now with portraits *series characters only (well, most of them)*)--

Smashfan666 - Main protagonist

RetroAntonio - Secondary protagonist

Marx - Smashfan's friend

Wham bam jewel - one of Smashfan's teammates

Dedede - self-appointed King of Dreamland/one of Smashfan's teammates

Escargoon - one of Smashfan's teammates/Dedede's right-hand/Retro's main fandom

Meta Knight - Leader of the meta-knights/one of Smashfan's teammates/Commander of the Halberd

Galacta Knight - Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy/one of Smashfan's teammates

Wilfre - Main Antagonist, Possibly Deceased

Sailor waddle dee - Minor character

Blargy - Loner

Shake - Reference

Frylock - Reference

Meatwad - Reference

Nightmare - Minor antagonist, Deceased

Shadewing - Former shadow, Deceased

Mars16 - Mario world prisoner

Rancor - Star wars reference/Mini-boss, Deceased

Saargtson - Stinkoman reference/Boss, Deceased

etc.

--Locations (New)--

NES World

Halberd

S.S. Megadeath (destroyed)

Shadow Nova (intended, never explored, destroyed)

Tinfoil Pillar (half-destroyed)

Space

Unknown planet

Moon

Mario world

etc.

--Key Elements--

Ultimate Wilfre

Marx

Halberd

Orb

Saturn-Dee Egg

etc.

All rights reserved, blah blah blah blah blah, it's normal if i forgot anyone...

Smashboards was once again saved from utter destruction...

I know this is copying the previous credits, but what the heck...

Everyone did their own thing...

Smahfan and his team are currently the thread's protectors...

What lies ahead for them?

Nobody knows...

THE END...

FOR NOW...

 

[RetroAntonio]

???: So...I see that the thread is protected...

???2: Yes.

???: Good. Who is protecting it?

???2: Smashfan, sir...and his team, Escargoon, Dedede, Saturn Dee...you know.

???: Saturn Dee you said? Hmm...I see. Give him to me. Send out the troops.

???2: But...yes master.

*millions of weird shadow beams are sent into the sky and the clouds darken*

FORUM FIGHT THE NEXT STORY

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So, smashfan, sure is a nice time to vacation on the beach, eh? Me and super awesome unlimited power ribbon need rest, ya know?

Escargoon: Be careful, you might attract a villain saying that! *laughs*

Meta Knight: There hasn't been a villain for a long time...maybe evil is wiped out...

Dedede: That'd be fun, just goofing all around. *bites finger while trying to eat a burger* OUWCH!

*everyone laughs*

Dedede: grrr...

Yes, is very good times! Good times! Yay! *splashes water*

 

[smashfan666]

(a pianta-like beach owner is on a podium)

beach owner: "welcome one and all, to the 5'th annual... MARX LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST!!! where many a contestant compete to see who looks, writes, fights, and eats, if necessary, like marx! "

(marx stands on another side of the podium)

marx: "thank you, beach-goers, for those hearty cheers... and now, without further mountain dew..."

(crowd snickers)

dedede: "*snicker* mountain dew"

marx: "uh... right... LET THE MARX LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST... (fires gun in the air) BEGIN!"

(black clouds loom, people screaming)

marx: "(noticing dark clouds) is in nighttime already?"

(a 1,000,000,000,000,000 ton weight appears over my head, i don't notice, dedede, escargoon, galacta knight, meta knight, and marx are panicking)

what are you all freaking out about?

dedede, escargoon, galacta knight, meta knight, and marx: "ABOVE YOU!!!"

(looks up, notices weight, holds up a sign that reads "YIKES!", weight falls)

marx: "SMASH!!!"

(dedede jet hammers the weight off me, i'm flattened)

(dazed) No pRoBlEm... AdAmAnTiUm sKeLeToN...

(un-flattens dark figures are charging at us, including a shadow version of marx)

AAAAAAAAAH!!!

shadow marx: "ATTENTION ALL THREAD POSTERS! the defeat ofour master wilfre has melted the ice i was trapped in for so long! wilfre's bidding will live on, for i SHALL ENSLAVE YOU ALL!"

dedede: "ah, crud..."

escargoon: "GO (beep!) A TREE FROG, SHADOW! EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE GOING TO STOP YOU!!!"

shadow marx: "is that so, slug? SHADOW WALKERS!"

(shadow walkers appear)

shadow marx: "ATTACK THEM!!! and bring me smashfan and his team, i want them ALIVE!!!"

*gets on marx, we fly off*

marx: "if you're smart you all will do the SAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"

(dedede and escargoon get on the halberd with meta knight and galacta knight and fly off)

wham bam jewel: "hop on!"

(wham bam jewel puts retro on his shoulder and runs off)

(marx turns around and we start attacking the shadows)

wham bam jewel: "O_O... OOOOOOH, i thought we were retreating, heheheheh, whoops..."

(wham bam jewel starts firing wham bam totems at the shadows)

(the halberd starts blowing the shadows up)

beach owner: "WOAH!!! this serene paradice-style beach just turned into a first-class epic warzone!"

(beach owner sneaks away)

 

[RetroAntonio]

*drinks tropical drink* Mmm...fruity. OH, killing shadows! *jumps off wham bam jewel* Here I come! *spin kicks the heads off two of the shadows* Bring it on! I eat Frosted Flakes for breakfast! *blasts some shadows*

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???: Heh...it doesn't seem to be going well. Retreat, shadows.
*shadows disappear*
???:We must...re think our plan. Now that Wilfre is dead it's time for me to take the spotlight. Heheheh.
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[mars16]

**** you Shadow Madio, you just want die

Shadow Madio: I won't be losing this battle ow yea did you notice that we pushed so much power fighting we levitated to another planet

Say what were are we................****in....I'm always gwetting lost....cut me a ****in break
I've been evil got killed, had to go to the world of dead people, Had to help some annoying hedghog, my grammers bad, Fight clones of my self, I got laid, had to go to the world of dead again and fight Bowser AGAIN, I got sucked into a portal and had to go through annoying worlds, got killed by a block, And now I'm fighting you, and now I'M STUCK IN SPACE
and smash fan retro are in some other demonsion

This sucks

I just wanted to change the world by conquering it and making it a better place but now
I got soft,

I give up, theres nothing I can do now

Shadow Madio: Thats sad, I geuss I'll just kill you and put you out of your misery, HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA or maybe if you join my side you can get another chance of obtaining your first objective

 

[Blargy]

hmm It seems I have lost my teleportation powers

I guess i gotta stick with my weapons for now

 

[smashfan666]

(later, back at the beach)

...what was THAT all about?

marx: "whoever they were, they were DEFINITELY a member of wilfre's inner circle"

dedede: "and a bounty hunter no doubt!"

(dedede comes in wearing a sherlock holmes style get-up instead of his usual attire)

escargoon: "why are you... dressed like that???"

(short pause)

dedede: "oh, nothing. i just like that movie, lawlz..."

uuuh... right... anyway. we have to find the location of those guys. so i say we split into 3 teams and search. i'll go with marx, blargy wil go with meta knight and galacta knight on the halberd, and retro, escargoon, and dedede will go on wham bam jewel...

everyone: "got it"

(to meta knight and galacta knight) make sure he doesn't do anything malicious...

meta knight: "we shall not fail you. if he does anything out of turn, we'll let you know"

blargy's bad conscience: "drat..."

blargy's good conscience: "HA!"

GO!!!

(meta knight and galakta knight get on the halberd with blargy, i get on marx and we fly off, and wham bam jewel walks off with dedede, escargoon, and retro on his shoulder)

narrator: "the team has decided to split up ans search for shadow marx and the other guy's base! what will happen between the three teams? will blargy go through behavior withdrawal and experience a living heck? and just who is this mysterious new enemy? find out the answers to these questions and more on FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[Blargy]

Hmmmm lets see here......

*Grabs a huge box*

Oh this should be good

*grabs a lot of diff types of guns and bombs*

I think im ready for now

*puts up box*

I will scout the area with my sniper

*Sits on the edge and looks around through the scope*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Umm, actually you most likely will not know the enemy till you fight him. Yes, it's epic.

-------

*shadows fly onto the helberd while they invade wham bam jewel*

Battle time!

 

[smashfan666]

meta knight: "PLEASE tell me that the contents of your armor are just for self defense..."

galacta knight: "i don't think poison is a proper method of self defense"

(scene zooms out to poison being thrown out of the halberd)

meta knight: "so sorry, blargy. but smashfan has entrusted us with keeping you in check, and i cannot let him down. you understand, right?"

galacta knight: "i'll hold off the shadows!"

(galacta knight starts slashing the shadows)

(meanwhile...)

marx: "the secret base has GOT to be around somewhere..."

(marx and i bonk into a mountain)

marx: "OWW!!!"

(we fall down a deep chasm)

 

[Blargy]

Eh whatever meta knight

*takes out a pistol and starts shooting shadows*

 

[smashfan666]

meta knight: "that'll work..."

(meta knight starts slashing shadows near blargy)

(meanwhile, marx and i are still falling)

marx: "HOW LONG A FALL DO YOU THINK THIS IS?!"

I DON'T KNOW!

marx: "OH!"

(meanwhile, wham bam jewel is walking towards the halberd to help meta knight & co.)

wham bam jewel: "i'm coming, guys! hold 'em off best you can till i get there!"

 

[Blargy]

Ok im tried of these shadows

*Grabs a rocket launcher*

DIE!!!

*shoots rockets everywhere*

 

[Rukako]

*Shadow and I watch the program*

Shadow: Bo-ring. Can I change the channel now?

*I change the channel to a 3-year old's show on accident, and Shadow Ruka grabs the remote out of my hand and changes the channel to NCIS*

Shadow: There, that's better~! *And shadow gives me a gentle hit in the back of the head*

Ow. -.-;;

 

[mars16]

SHDM: So whats your decisioN, teamwith me andwe can rule that world down there

*Remember there in space*

.......................................

SHDM:Can't make one

I promised the Gods I wouldn't..

SHDM: Shut up you..you already finished your promise, to help the Light side, you don't have to anymore

Your right, I-I'm free

*Dark flames suround mars16*

I can fill the evil power

SHDM: Join my side

..................................................................................YES....HAHAHA

*Eyes turning red, body filled with evil energy*

SHDM:Forget the crap you've been through, let us revive the fallen, let us revive the evil one's that died

*Meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

(meta knight appears surprised)

galacta knight: "what is it?"

meta knight: "i felt... a disturbance... a if a thousand doomed souls suddenly rose... and reclaimed their freedom among the living..."

galacta knight: "that can't be good..."

(both stare at blargy)

(meanwhile...)

(marx and i land at the bottom of the chasm)

marx: "ow..."

now THAT hurt...

(a sea serpent rises up)

me and marx: "AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"

(sea serpent looks at us from ground-level)

AAA- huh?

(serpent points his eyes at his head)

i think he wants us to get on his head

(we walk onto the serpents head, the serpent rises towards the surface)

(meanwhile)

*wham bam jewel is still running toward the halberd*

wham bam jewel: "jeez, how far away IS it?!"

narrator: "oh no! mars16 is evil again! will wham bam jewel get to the halberd in time? what will happen now that smashfan and marx have taken a serpent ride up to the surface? and what is blargy really up to? find out on the next episode of FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[Blargy]

Hey don't look at me I may have crazy powers but I can't control the dead

*small explosion inside the halberd which cause meta knight and galacta knight to go find out what it was*

Now is the time......

*Quietly starts the timer and sneaks off the ship*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Alright, Wham Bam, I see it! The Halberd! I'll jump from here. *jumps onto the Halberd* I figured you'd need some help. Um, Meta? Galacta? Where are you...? Blargy! Where are you going? We gotta fight shadows! Get back here! *chases*

 

[Blargy]

**** it....

*Throws smoke grenades at retro then jumps off the halberd*

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

How do we get back to earth

SHDM:Easy, this teleporting device I found, it will take us back.

Lety us go

*They teleport back to earth*

SHDM: Great let us go to the world of the dead and revive Bowser first
Here's the list
___________

Bowser
?????
Bay Bowser......Madio killed him along time ago
?????____
_______________________

But how do we revive the dead

SHDM: We go to the World of the dead and steal the sector Zues uses to revive the dead

But how do we get to the land of the dead

SHDM: I now the secret.....we fly right up..theres someoner I now by the name of Pitty, he can get us there, he lives in the clouds

Let us go

*Meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

*serpent finally reaches the surface, we find meta knight and galacta knight on the ground, battered*

meta knight! galacta knight!

(we run over to them)

marx: "what happened?!"

meta knight: "uuugh, something exploded so we went to find out what it was, but the reactor flew into a rage and attacked us. we fell of the halberd and into the mountain area..."

i bet blargy had something to do with it!

(wham bam jewel catches up to the halberd)

wham bam jewel: "are we too late?"

escargoon: "i'll go check it out with retro."

(escargoon jumps on the halberd and looks around everywhere. explosions, and escargoon screaming.)

escargoon: "nothing but a mad reactor..."

(meanwhile)

(marx and i follow meta knight and galacta knight towards the halberd)

i KNEW blargy was up to something!

marx: "yeah, he was acting pretty suspicious!"

narrator: "oh noes! blargy has a bomb planted somewhere on the halberd that will explode soon! will smashfan and the others get there in time? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[mars16]

*In the clouds*

Were is this Pitty

SHDM: In the castle in front of you lie's Pitty

*They ener the castle*

Who dares enter the castle of Pitty

SHDM: I Shadow Mario, looking for assisntence

What wish shall be granted

SHDM: I need a wayto the under world....You owe me remember, I saved your *** so help me by getting me and my Buddie here to the under world and making us an exit when were finished

Wish shall be granted

SHDM: Owe and make shore the portal you open puts us were Zues's sector is

its shall bew done

*Opens a portal for them, and they jump in*

There's now one around let us steal the sector go to Bowser and revive him then Hadas

*Meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Escargoon! Meta Knight! I am happy you are here, Blargy threw smoke at me! ANd then jumped off this ship! I am angry and sad...what now?

 

[smashfan666]

i suppose we should find that bomb...

(escargoon screams)

(we all run to find escargoon, we see he's shocked at the bomb)

escargoon: "i've never seen THIS bomb before... so there's only one thing to do... detach it and throw it OUT OF HERE!!!"

(meta knight slashes the battens off and we all push the bomb out of the halberd, watching ot explode at the bottom of the abyss below...)

phew...

(androids of us land on the halberd as follows: android dedede, android escargoon, android saturn dee, android galacta knight, android smashfan, android marx, and their leader: android meta knight, otherwise known as Mecha Knight)

Mecha Knight: "EXECUTE COMMAND: ENTRANCE_TAUNT.EXE: WE ARE TAKING OVER THIS VESSLE ON BEHALF OF MASTER SHADOW MARX, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ATTEMPT TO STOP US"

narrator: "what's going on?! there are androids of everyone taking over the halberd!"

android narrator: "THAT IS CORRECT."

narrator: "WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!"

android narrator: "CORRETION: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM."

narrator: "well if you're so smart why don't you do the narrating this time?!"

android narrator: "REQUEST ACCEPTED, EXECUTE COMMAND: NARRATION.EXE: ANDROIDS OF OUR HEROES HAVE INVADED THE HALBERD. WHAT WILL BECOME OF SMASHFAN AND CO.? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON FORUM FIGHT. COMMAND: NARRATION.EXE COMPLETE."

narrator: "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!!! (sigh) anyway..."

both: "FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

android narrator: "COMMAND: GUEST_NARRATION.EXE COMPLETE"

narrator: "uuuugh..."

 

[mars16]

*After stealing the sector they find Bowser in one of the under world caves sleeping*

Wake up you big turtle

What the you again.....is that you Shadow Mario

SHDM: Yes were here to revive you so that you can come back to earth but do you now were Hadas is

I heard them saying something about his Body still being on earth

SHDM: Then let us Revive Baby Bowser and head back as quick as possible

*Minutes later they find Baby bowser and revives him*

SHDM: Pitty open the portal

*They leave the under world and is now in the battle feild...they search for Hadas Body*

*Meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

I've never seen a mecha-waddle dee before...much more a Saturn Dee. Well, I say we fight different ones. I'm going for MEta Knight. Just keep mixing it up.

 

[smashfan666]

(dedede starts mashing android escargoon)

(escargoon starts pummeling android dedede)

(meta knight starts attacking android galacta knight)

(galacta knight starts slashing android marx)

(marx starts attacking android smashfan)

(and i'm up against android retro)

(exploding noises, halberd slashed apart, all of us screaming)

everyone: "ouch!!! ack! YOWCH!!! HOW ARE THEY DOING THAT?! stupid androids! OWW!!! that shouldn't bend that way... etc."

(we come out of the fights battered)

ooookay...maybe we should fight our own android-selfes, who's with me?

(everyone raises their hands)

okay, good!

(we all face off against our android selves)

narrator: "NEXT TIME! smashfan & co. v.s. the androids! y'know, let's just call them 'the mecha knights', just seems better.... y'know, cause they're being led by Mecha Knight.... anyway.... next time, SMASHFAN & CO. V.S. THE MECHA KNIGHTS!"

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Hadas: I'm, what were am I......Were are they at, I'll kill them

What are you talking about

SHDM: Shut up, I revived you so that you can help us

Baby Bowser: Look at you, you used to be way bigger, but now your the sive of Bowser HAHAHa

Hadas: Thats because they made me shrink, I'll kill smash fan and his friends.....Hey did'nt you help smashfan kill me

The first time, but the second time no

SHDM: He is one of us....Now since you guys are back to life I need you all to go to my base,
the subspace hole, Baby Bowser nows where that is....mars16 you stick with me we have to find that ***** in a dress

*Meanwhile*

 

[Blargy]

Hmmmm interesting androids now?

Might as well kill them all in one shot hehe 2 birds with 1 stone

*Pushes a button*

*Bottom of halberd starts blowing up and starts to fall rapidly*

To bad they only found the decoy

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ah! Not good! FILLER POST

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Why do you need Peach

SHDM: Because she is the key to the black jewel....so let destroy Must kingdom with are powers and find her......hey look up whats that falling...looks like parts of a plane......I think we should move

Duh

*They jet out of the battle feild.........BOOOOOM*

**** thats massive

 

[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney]

*enters the room with a jet*

Holy crap, whatever happened to kicking each others butts!?

I wanted a fight, not a storyline -_-.

 

[Rukako]

*Shadow Ruka fires a missle at the passing jet, and has the secret base's security system bring him/her in the final room. I hand him a glass of water and point to the TV screen*

That's why my materialized shadow and I are watching Detective shows until they stop the junk, and we can have a good battle, not this junk. -.-;;

Shadow: Well, I'd prefer watching NCIS than battle....

What about our combined form?

Shadow: It rules over NCIS~ But we wouldn't have a good chance to use it... *She clears throat, symbolizing that she's not gonna take place in the TV-show junk almost everyone else is doing*

 

[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney]

Hey, you, come over here so I can fight you.

*throws money around to attract you*

And NCIS happens to be a very good show.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Well, screw the rules, I have a ribbon! *screws the rules* YUSH

Everyone will burn!!! BTW, I started this storyline and I like it.

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Smashfan, I know! Take the Saturn ship! *it's now here* Jump in! It's cute and fast! *goes in*