Forum Fight!!!!

[StinkomanFan]

*steps on Blargy's Small Intestine, that I'm assuming is still connected to him* I can't let you do that! *grinds it with my heel*

 

[Tacel]

You're a sick sick man.

 

[StinkomanFan]

What can I say? I watch Happy Tree Friends.

 

[Tacel]

That's a great show.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Indeed it is.... *gets shot* OH GOD! *collapses*

 

[Tacel]

*GASP*
*StinkomanFan falls to the ground, and a potted plant is behind hit with a revolver next to it*
Ahhh!
*Quickly heals StinkomanFan*
Quick, Stinko! Where's your cool car?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Over there! *tries to run to it but trips over another plant* Oh crap!

 

[Tacel]

*Uses tree magic* *Plant turns into a sword*
*Takes sword*
Get to da choppah cah!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*gets to da car, tries to start it* It's not working! It must be that ****ed ethonal fuel! It's on their side!

 

[Tacel]

*Gives Stinko a bag*
Inside is a chopped up root, a leaf, and the ashes of a larch.
The... Larch... /MontyPythonReference
You can use it once for tree magic. Use it wisely.

 

[MPH Deku]

NO!

*tackles Stinko to the ground*

The remains of my tree daddy! I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT!

 

[Tacel]

I... I...
I'm... sorry, MPH G&W...







*Shoots MPH G&W and chops him up*
*Puts remains in bag*
Okay. Enough for two uses.
*Gives it to Stinko*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ok then. *pockets it* We better get going before those plants get to us.

 

[Tacel]

*Get's out shotgun and shoots the plants that are chasing us*
*Sings Plants on the Ground*

 

[StinkomanFan]

If only we had some zombies, they might help. *gets out machete*

 

[MPH Deku]

*rises out of bag, as a ghost*

DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY...wait, hold on...

*disappears into bag, then comes back out again*

'Kay, now...YOU GUYS BETTER REVIVE ME OR I'LL HAUNT YOU! >=(

 

[StinkomanFan]

*sigh* Fine, but I'll have to give up your father's ashes

 

[Tacel]

*Gets out vacuum cleaner*
Where did he go?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He's offline. Oh well, we may as well keep going. *starts walking, chopping up plants along the way*

 

[MPH Deku]

So are you gonna OH GOD VACCUUM!!

*hides behind Stinko*

 

[Tacel]

*Uses tree magic to bring MPH G&W back to life*
Happy?
*Looks out window to see plants still chasing us*
DRIVE BOI! DRIIIIIVE!

 

[MPH Deku]

Yay, now I don't have to haunt you all!

*watches as car drives away*

AHH, WAIT, NO! *chases after it* Dam these short legs...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Didn't you hear me? The car won't start!

 

[Tacel]

I gave you a bag of magic! DRIVE!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*uses bag of magic to clear plants, then starts the car* Get in here MPH!

 

[MPH Deku]

*hops into back seat*

WOO, ROAD TRIP! *raises arms into air*

 

[Tacel]

Wait a minute...
...Are we the only ones who ever post here???

 

[MPH Deku]

blargy, smashfan666, and RetroAntonio post here...

 

[Tacel]

http://www.smashboards.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=126670

ANYWAY...
*Takes out tree sword*
Come and get me, stupid plants!
*Stupid plants pull me out of ground and stat to eat me*
AAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH!
...Huh... ...It kind of... ...tickles...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Only on certain occasions... *starts driving*
Edit: That many posts? Holy ****, I need a life

 

[Tacel]

Only 334 more posts than me, Stinko.
*Uses tree magic to control plants and make them stop eating me*
*Sets plants on fire*
I'm coming back. I'll just warp using my watch.
*Presses button*
*Bridge is nuked*
Heheh... wrong button.
*Presses right button and warps into car*

 

[StinkomanFan]

You ok? *runs down survivers*

 

[Tacel]

Yup, other than the fact that I'm missing a limb.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Replace it with this. *gives him an AK47*

 

[Tacel]

Uh... thanks...
*Just sits there*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*running down peds* WOO! 50 points!

 

[Blargy]

*Shoots tire*

hahaha

*Runs away*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*crashes into a tree* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[MPH Deku]

Oh, darn, we crashed.

*quickly hides something behind back*

 

[Tacel]

*Posts*
Hey, MPH! Come here!
EDIT: Never mind. You're here. Now where's F-F-F..
FRAAANK!!!
*Frank is in back seat*