Forum Fight!!!!

[MPH Deku]

...Fraaaaank...

*sighs and places him on the ground elsewhere with one hand*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Why are you doing this Frank? Why are you ****ing us to fight nature itself?!

 

[Tacel]

Why don't we just hang out with Frank?
He seems like a descent guy.
*Looks at the motionless Frank*

 

[MPH Deku]

Yeah, he is.

...uh, probably.

*nervous laugh*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*stares at Frank*

 

[MPH Deku]

*avoids looking at Frank*

So, uh...now what?

 

[Tacel]

*Whispers:*
Guys, listen. If we don't finally treat Frank nicely, he'll kill us all.

It will probably be painful, too.

 

[Blargy]

*Walks out nervously*

Uhh.....guys........we have a slight problem........I kinda hit the big red "Do not push button" and launched off a nuke towards here.......

so.....ya.....hehe

 

[StinkomanFan]

So, Frank...You want something to drink?

 

[Tacel]

Oh no worries. I've already put a nuke in that nuke.
*Nukes nuke*
Done.
*Explosion pushes the Earth towards the Sun*
Can somebody turn on the AC in here?

 

[Blargy]

*Facepalm*

Great where all going to die from heat now......

Well screw you guys im going into the ocean

*Hijacks sub and goes underwater*

 

[MPH Deku]

*gets greener*

WOO, PHOTOSYTHESIS!

*Frank perks up and gets greener too*

Uh...yeah...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Wait, Crap! It's going to end up like that Twilight Zone episode! Oh well, better get ready for it. *starts painting waterfalls*

 

[Tacel]

That was a strange episode. Have you seen the one with the small robot that goes into the woman's house and tries to kill her?
I've read three Twilight Zone references today.
One by me and two by Stinko.

 

[Blargy]

Hey another red button!

*Pushes*

*Missiles launch from sub*

crap.....I really need to get over the red button thing.....

 

[Tacel]

*Nukes missile, pushing us further towards the Sun*
Yes. Bull fight.

 

[MPH Deku]

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
The big enemy is approaching at full throttle. According to the data, it is identified as The Moon.
NO REFUGE

 

[StinkomanFan]

*painting* And add a happy little bush *sweating profusely*...right....here

 

[Tacel]

I have an idea!
Blargy, push THIS red button!

 

[Blargy]

OHHHHH RED BUTTON

*Goes out the ocean and runs to the button and slams it down*

Did I win the prize?

 

[Tacel]

...sure. *Goes to store and buys a stuffed toy whale*
Here you go, Blargy. If you squeeze it it asks awkward questions.
*Squeezes toy* "Mommy? Daddy? Could you make me a sister?"
...
*Nukes bomb that Blargy unearthed by pressing the button*
*Explosion pushes us away from Sun*
Yay!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Huzzah! I hate painting anyway! *smashes paintings*

 

[MPH Deku]

Aww, no more superfast photosythesis? It's like a sugar rush but I don't gotta eat anything.

*Frank wilts a bit*

 

[Blargy]

*Steps on frank*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Wait a minute....*gives MPH fertalizer*

 

[MPH Deku]

NO!!!

*shoves Frank out of the way of blargy's foot*

Phew...

...

THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING FRANK.

*crosses arms and turns away from Frank*

 

[Tacel]

NOOOOOOOO!!!
*Grabs Frank and takes him to my Underground Starbucks*
*Gets coffee and feeds it to Frank*
*Cries* He always loved coffee! *Weeps*

 

[MPH Deku]

*turns around again, Frank's gone*

W-where'd he go...?

*sees fertilizer and pockets it*

 

[Blargy]

*Farts in the underground tunnel*

...O GOD IT WONT GO AWAY

 

[Tacel]

*Takes shotgun out and start shoots into the air*
Go away, smell!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*heads down* Hey guys how's it *collapses* OH GOD

 

[MPH Deku]

*walks in jovially*

Times like these I'm happy to not have a nose.

 

[Tacel]

...Can't you taste it, MPH?

 

[MPH Deku]

No, no taste buds.

I eat through photosythesis.

 

[Blargy]

Well you know this affects pla.....

Well he will find out the hard way

 

[StinkomanFan]

That takes Carbon Dioxide, something you take from the air

 

[MPH Deku]

...but not methane....

 

[Tacel]

How did you all get down here?
*Continues feeding Frank coffee*
He's feeling better.

 

[Blargy]

Hell with it *Burns MPH*

Hey look its frank

I have some "Special" medicine

*Puts it in his drink and forces him to swallow it*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Blargy, He's a plant. He can't swallow...