Forum Fight!!!!

[Segastorm]

Jokawful: Hello MPH, would you like to do me a favor?

 

[MPH Deku]

Who are you and what are you doing in my head?! DX

 

[Segastorm]

Jokawful: I'm right here in front of you....

 

[MPH Deku]

What are you doing in front of my head? D:

 

[Segastorm]

Jokawful:....I'm Jokawful, I'm "exploring this area". Can you press that button right there? I'd do it myself, but those rays would kill me, but not you, you're the only one "cheerful enough"

*points to button behind rays next to wierd machine.*

 

[MPH Deku]

I sense air quotes in what you said. Are you sure this is safe? :x

 

[Segastorm]

Jokawful:I'm sure

 

[MPH Deku]

...okay! :D

*rushes to the button and slams it*

 

[Segastorm]

*rays de-activate and machine turns off*

Jokawful:Thank you.....for bringing a new season to this world!!

*laughs maniacally*

*Jokawful opens up the machine and retrieves the dark star from it*

Thank you MPH...

*chuckles*

*kidnaps her and imprisons her in the shadows the same way he did to princess peach*

 

[MPH Deku]

New season? Like a winter season or a sum

*is kidnapped*

....DAMMIT! TAAAAAAAAAL! DX

 

[Segastorm]

*Goes off to find fawful and his old lab*

Jokawful: ahh, there it is, by the way, he can't hear you MPH, you are in the shadows, the darkness where no one but I exists......and soon, my provider...the dark star.

 

[MPH Deku]

...

If you touch me at all I'm calling the cops. |<

 

[Segastorm]

*Jokawful finds the machine used to revive the dark star*

Jokawful: There it is.....

*Puts the dark star in one chamber and shoves peach and MPH, both bound by ropes of darkness, in the other*

*Turns on machine*

Jokawful:Soon my master...soon

*Both MPH's and Peach's power are slowly drained to the dark star*

*meanwhile, back with Segastorm and Bi-boss*

Segastorm:Smashfan, wake up, are you okay? Bi-Boss, while he wakes up, go stop Jokawfull from reviing the dark star....again.

 

[smashfan666]

*wakes up*

(dunnnnnnnnnnnn)

...it has returned.

*runs to jokawful's base while this bit of epic plays*

i must stop jokawful from recreating the dark star, by any means necessary!

 

[Segastorm]

Segastorm:Smashfan, wait!!

*Hurries after him*

*Meanwhile, in Fawful's secret base*

*Fawful walks in*

Fawful:Jokawful!?

Jokawful: well well well, if it isn't my creator

*Jokawful drags him into the shadows and comes back without him*

Jokawful:Hmm...meter says 23%complete....

*Hears noise outside*

(silently)OH no, I'd know that noise anywhere....Mario??

 

[MPH Deku]

*flops on the ground*

....wow.....I'm as useless as Peach. That's just lovely....I hope smashfan's not the Triforce of Courage guy again.... |S

 

[Segastorm]

Jokawful:wow, with the time it took to get you....I have about...3 hours left.

*Mario breaks into the base*

Well well, if you're, than Luigi can't be far behind.

*Jokawful uses his power to drag the entire base into the shadows*

Jokawful:with the dark star in my presence, I become extremely powerful, and down here, I am like a God to others who do not share my power.

 

[smashfan666]

*sees jokawful's base disappearing*

!!! i must hurry, there isn't much time!

(goes even faster, with the appropriate "wheel-o'-feet" effect for good measure)

 

[Segastorm]

Segastorm:Wait! Bi-Boss!!

*Sees Bi-Boss sneaking into base as it's about to dissapear*

Segastorm:Hurry!!

*grabs smashfan and activates air shoes to go at Shadow's speed* (remember, Sega can do anything shadow can)

 

[smashfan666]

*we make it into jokawful's base just as it's about to disappear*

okay, here's the plan: i'll try and make a distraction while you try to find the energy generator and free MPH.

(runs off to find the loudspeaker)

hydranoid: "what do you have in mind?"

trust me, it'll be so jarring, jokawful will have no choice but to- ah! we're here.

*suckerpunches the mook currently in front of the loudspeaker, tossing him out the window*

ready?

hydranoid: "as i'll ever be."

(blows an airhorn into the loudspeaker)

okay, now you just read from these cuecards *places cuecards on table* while i get the guitar randomly in the corner.

hydranoid: "got it. (reading cuecards over the loudspeaker) now that i have your attention, i would like to treat you all to a little song to brighten the place up a bit. (checking back with me) okay, ready?"

(holding guitar) yep.

hydranoid: "(over loudspeaker) and a 1, and a 2, and a 1, 2-"

(strums guitar)

i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. everybody's nerves, yes, on everybody's nerves. i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes!

hydranoid: "*as i continue singing* heheh, that bought sega some time..."

 

[Segastorm]

*Back with Smashfan*

Bi-Boss: Skill capture;annoying noise

*Back with Jokawful*

Jokawful: Of couse smashfan would try to stop me...he just always has to play the hero

*Mario jumps in*

Jokawful: Mario, I heard a lot about you now let's just see how powerful you really are.

*While Jokawful is busy battling Mario, Segastorm takes MPH and Peach away from the battlefield to smashfan*

*Mario lands a should be killing blow on Jokawful, but he somehow lives*

Jokawful: Ah Mario, my power is darkness, I was created from the dark star. You can't kill me out of hate, I'll just keep coming.

*Machine says 50% complete*

Jokawful:Can't that thing go any faster?

*Fawful starts waking up from his unconsciousness*

 

[smashfan666]

okay, now that that's done, i'm going to find jokawful. i have a little score to settle with him. ready, hydranoid?

hydranoid: "let's do this!"

(runs to where jokawful is at)

if you think you can get away with what happen, you are sadly mistaken, jokawful.

hydranoid: "you f*** with one of us, you f*** with all of us!"

 

[Segastorm]

Jokawful: A darkus bakugan,*sniff* it's so lovely. Back on track....

*Jokawful turns to fawful*

Jokawful: Oh look, the creator is waking up.

*Segastorm and Bi-Boss run in*

Segastorm: Jokawful, why are you doing this?

Jokawful: The world is impure, they cast us out, so now I am going to cast them out.

Segastorm: If you feel that way, I will do what I must.

Jokawful: Remember, you can't kill me out of hate hedgehog.

Bi-boss: Jokawful, do you not remember why you helped us stop the dark star last time we all tried to revive it? It turned against you, and it nearly killed you too. Stop now, or history will repeat itself.

Jokawful: hmmm...true....

Segastorm: Absorbing doom's corruption must have corrupted you....

Jokawful: Hehe......ahh!!! OKay, but on 1 condition, I want my own Darkus bakugan.

 

[MPH Deku]

*lies out the ground where left, bleeding out of the ears*

...oooooooooow..... @~@

 

[smashfan666]

*DUN-DUNNNN*

...we will find one.

hydranoid: "you're kidding, right?"

if it will force him to halt his scheme, we will find a darkus for him.

hydranoid: "in that case, i know just the one. bi-boss! can you open a portal to the doom dimension?"

bi-boss: "i can, but what good will wit do?"

hydranoid: "if i go in tied to a dense enough string, i just may be able to bring a darkus bakugan back. so open a portal to the doom dimension and tie that adamantium rope around me!"

bi-boss: "very well, hydranoid. (starts glowing) i'm surrounding the area with vestroian atmosphere!"

(hydranoid turns into real form as sega and i tie a rope made of adamantium around his neck, then a portal to the doom dimension opens)

hydranoid: "all set back there?"

adamantium rope secure!

hydranoid: "wish me luck, guys! (jumps in)"

(2 minutes of nothing later)

hydranoid: "okay, guys! i got him! reel me in!"

(starts turning the crank at the end of the rope with fawful, jokawful, and sega)

fawful: "hnnNNN! I HAVE... HERNIA..."

 

[Segastorm]

Jokawful:You're getting closer, and closer

Machine: Power Transfusion, 85% complete

*Dark Star's eyes appear, but nothing else happened*

Jokawful: It's watching, you best be hurrying now.

*Mario tries to break the machine*

Jokawful:Ah ah ah, no playing with fire

*Hold Mario in stasis*

Jokawful:I think I got a glimpse of a part of it! I have....joy.....wait....oh no....joy? Eww. Once I have you....I'm going back to base.

 

[smashfan666]

(hydranoid is back from the doom dimension, and has brought back a darkus reaper)

fawful: "LUCIFER! (hides in corner)"

hydranoid: "(to jokawful) thought you'd like to meet darkus reaper"

reaper: "pleasure to meet you jokawful."

jokawful: "O.O IHAVE, THATIS, ANDI, ICOULD'VESWORNITWAS, ANDHE'S, AND THEN, UGABULUH, PANCAKES... *faints* I HAVE NERDGASM!"

darkwing duck: "eugh..."

(the portal to the doom dimension closes. hydranoid & reaper return to ball form)

machine: "POWER TRANSFUSION, 90% COMPLETE."

jokawful: "AAAAAAAARGHBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL! no, NO! COMPUTER! halt power transfusion immediately!"

machine: "I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, DAVE."

jokawful: "c'mon, i got my darkus bakugan, now stop! and who the hell is dave?"

(wires come out of the machine, picking up multiple machinery items)

this isn't good. we need a plan to stop that thing!

jokawful: "if we can get to the off switch, we could override the transfusion and reset him so that he... that he can... can take this out of... (faints) uuuugh..."

machine: "*evil voice* POWER TRANSFUSION, 91% COMPLETE."

reaper: "it isn't looking too good. we need to get to the off switch! but where?!"

jokawful: "(pointing very weakly to the machine) big... red... button..."

 

[Segastorm]

*I rush to the big red button to try and turn it off, but get caught in the wires*

Some assistance here?

*Bi-Boss cuts the wires holding me*

Yes!

*I press the big red button, turning off the machine*

Machine: Error....pow..er.....disco.....nect........ed....

*machine shuts off*

Fawful: You think this is being over now.....well you are being incorrect....

*Rushes to the dark star*

Jokawful:....too...weak....how.......to.....leave?

 

[smashfan666]

(finishes rewiring the machine)

okay, now we turn the machine back on again and have it remove the dark star from jokawful.

jokawful: "y... yay! *KZZZZZZRT!*"

here goes nothing! (presses big red button)

machine: "REMOVING DARK STAR ENERGY NOW. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I DO THIS BY STICKING A LONG NEEDLE THROUGH TO YOUR HEART, JOKAWFUL."

(STAB!)

jokawful: "...mrenh, it's not so bad."

machine: "I THINK SO, TOO. OH, BY THE WAY; POWER EXTRACTION 10% COMPLETE."

reaper: "you will be healed soon enough, jokawful..."

i believe it is time for me to find a new challenger. it's been real, everyone. later.

(exits)

 

[Tacel]

*Punches SmashFan666*

 

[Segastorm]

*A few hours have passed. The base has come out of the shadows and back into its original location. Mario took Peach back to her castle, MPH recovered and walked away to somewhere, and not that Jokawful has finally recovered, what will the great 3 do?*

Segastorm(remember, I'm still the red hedgehog): Jokawful, you've finally come too...

Bi-Boss: Yes, you have....

Jokawful: I can't thank him enough for the gift.....let's invite him to our base

Segastorm: What? You aren't serious, if he gets to any of our bases, he could discover secrets meant only for us 3 to know.

Jokawful: True, but still, he did give me reaper.

*Newspaper flies by; the front page is regarding suspicious activity at crystal palace.*

Segastorm: Oh no, someone found out about one of our bases.

Bi-Boss: Don't worry, the gizoids I created should guard the place well

Segastorm: I don't trust them, Mario's gonna investigate, and he'll bring friends, Bi-Boss, go there and make sure Crystal Palace remains forgotten to this world.

Bi-Boss: Will do Sega.

*Bi-Boss makes an epic exit, heading towards crystal palace*

Segastorm: Mario's going to Crystal Palace, so the other places should be safe. Everyone's too scared to invade Joke's End and no one would ever disgrace the ARK with Shadow around. Besides, we have gizoids patrolling all of those locations.

Jokawful: So can we get Smashfan and invite him over?

Segastorm: Yeah, it's recent, nothing to hide there. Also, maybe you should get MPH over as an apology.

Jokawful: What!?

Reaper: Sega's right Jokawful, it's just the right thing to do.

Segastorm: Fine, I'll go get smashfan, and you get MPH.

Jokawful: Sure

*Jokawful fades into the shadows, going to locate MPH*

Segastorm: I still can't help but think....there's something about our new base I didn't tie up yet....I'll figure it out later.

*Segastorm goes off to find smashfan*

 

[smashfan666]

*reading paper* "strange goings-on at crystal palace - is bi-boss somehow involved?"...

*sigh* mario will no doubt attempt to-

(as segastorm runs up to me)

ah, segastorm.

hydranoid: "how are you doing? (to the viewers) don't really ask why i'm still here after his avatar already changed."

anyway-

*scene switch to the ARK*

shadow: "all these gizoids segastorm left all over the place should keep any and all unwanted intruders such as eggman out. if they can't... my GOD if they can't... (clenches fist)"

(an unknown figure drops dr. eggman tied up in a twisted, mangled knot made from eggman)

dr. eggman: "*in trance-like state* uuuuuuugh."

????: "mheheheheheheh..."

shadow: "wha- ?! no! not YOU!"

(red flash, shadow falls to the ground, as if he experienced 1st-degree soul removal from... evil itself...)

????: "they thought i was a mere myth? a hoax? well, no longer. it is time..."

*the figure is revealed to be the tails doll*

tails doll: "...to feel the sunshine."

*scene switch back to us*

i see... well, i suppose i could go to your little shindig. i could use a break from...

*points over to a crowd of blah guys continually moving to the right side of the screen*

blah guys: "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH-"

(a huge weight comes down and crushes them all... multiple times...)

(another blah guy comes over)

blah guy: "ahahahahahahahahaha-"

(a shoe slams into the blah guy's face, removing it's head)

(Zeeky H. Bomb lands)

0_0 ...i think we'd better get out of here, sega. (jets off with hydranoid and segastorm)

Zeeky H. Bomb: "...zeeky boogy doog!"

hydranoid: "(as we get away) well that was... completely random..."

yes. yes it was very random...

 

[Segastorm]

*running*

Segastorm: oh yeah, I wanted to invite you to base

*sees news reporters asking about mysterious gizoids*

Segastorm: No time to ask, Chaos....Control!!

*I teleport smashfan, hydranoid, and myself to that one cave in dire dire docks*

*With Jokawful, who already search half the mushroom kingdom for her, who is now on Lavalava island*

Jokawful: Where the heck is she?

Reaper: I wish I could help you Jokawdul, but I only met recently.

Jokawful: Guh, if MPH had a Darkus Bakugan, I could track her right now through you.

Reaper: ......

Jokawful: Oh no, I remembered Segastorm saying something before I left.

" I still can't help but think....there's something about our new base I didn't tie up yet....I'll figure it out later."

Jokawful: I think I remembered what it was.....I need to go to Peach's castle.

Reaper: Won't they see you as an enemy?

Jokawful: Oh Reaper, you have a lot to learn about me, that is why we're going to do it quietly.

*At Bowser's castle*

???: So it's settled then, I get control of your forces, you get princess peach.

Bowser: That's what we said isn't it?

???: Yes....it is....but there's one thing I need from you.

*A small plant appears on his head, completely brainwashing him*

???: The grand opening should start in 3........2.........1.......

*Meanwhile, with Bi-Boss, who is right outside crystal palace, trying to figure out what to do*

Bi-Boss: Our alliance should come in handy doopliss....

Doopliss: Yes... just as long as you promise to protect creepy steeple the same way...

*Both see investigators coming*

Bi-Boss: Doopliss, you know what to do.

*Doopliss turns into Mario*

Doopliss: I never did forget this form....

*Doopliss goes down to meet the investigators*

Bi-Boss: Wait, remember, I have orders from Segastorm, no harm is to be delivered to anyone

*Doopliss nods and continues on his way to meet the investigators*

 

[smashfan666]

hydranoid: "...well what now?"

i'm not sure.

???: "(creepy laughter)"

hydranoid: "0_0 ...the hell was that noise?"

(sees a red glowing crystal underwater)

...hell IS that noise.

(tails doll rises up from the water, then a bright flash as he disappears and my empty body shell limps over, then falls to the ground)

 

[Segastorm]

*In dire dire docks, Segastorm and Smashfan666 came to Sega's base, but the tails doll has just attacked Smashfan666*

Segastorm: Smashfan??? Ooooh, I wish Jokawful was here right now, he could help you

*takes smashfan666 to a recovery station*

*Back with Jokawful, Jokawful is looking for MPH for kind reasons instead of evil ones, but he decides to do a favor for Segastorm*

Reaper: Jokawful, what are you doing?

Jokawful: Well, the only publically acessable place to our more recent base is in Peach's castle, in the painting, so we're gonna take the painting with warping proterties and replace it with the normal duplicate.

*Jokawful sneaks into Peach's Castle, replacing the paintings*

Jokawful: That was close

*Sees MPH*

Jokawful: Hey MPH, wait up!!

*While Jokawful goes after MPH again, Bi-Boss's plan is proving a great success*

Doopliss(remember, he's disguised as Mario): Hello investegators

Investegator: You've checked out crystal palace already?

Doopliss: Yeah, I took care of em'. Crystal king was back, but he's gone for good this time

Investegator: SO I guess out work here is done now....

*INvestegators go home*

*Bi-Boss comes down to commemorate him*

Bi-Boss: Well done doopliss, you will get the gizoids once you get back to creepy steeple

*Bi-Boss sends 10 Gizoids to defend creepy steeple*

*Doopliss nodds then leaves, still in Mario Guise*

*Bi-Boss hangs around for a few minutes, then sees something in the sky*

Bi-Boss: Oh...no.....analysis says that's Marx Soul......with a floro sprout? I should go warn Segastorm now.

*Rushes back to Dire Dire Docks*

 

[Vinylic.]

What? This ain't the story mode guys.

*newcomer approaches*
I am your fellow opponent.
I am here to ponify all of you and take over.
I summon taffy lava.
*summons sweet surgary taffy lava and they get stuck.*

Now be ponified.
*Turns all of them into ponies. Including you*

Ha ha ha. No one can stop me now.

 

[MPH Deku]

Huh? What?

...heeeeey. Aren't you the guy that trapped me in that thing that drained my energy and stuff? That wasn't very nice, y'know. :<

*summons a railgun the size of a football field and jumps on top of it*

And I'm gonna show you what I do to not very nice-ees. |<

 

[Vinylic.]

*subspace bomb*

Now I drained you again.

 

[Segastorm]

*in dire dire docks, Segastorm is just waiting for Jokawful to get back and help smashfan*

*Back with Jokawful, he's found MPH in a....her usual mood.

Jokawful: Relax relax relax, I just want to invite you over

*Bi-Boss comes in*

Bi-Boss: He means it in a nice way. Jokawful, we've got a problem here.

*Bi-Boss whispers to him*

Jokawful: Oh ****

*Jokawful takes Bi-Boss and MPH to dire dire docks*\

Bi-Boss: Segastorm, we got an issue, Dimentio is back...and he revived Marx Soul.

Segastorm: Oh great, what else could go wrong today, oh hi MPH.

 

[smashfan666]

*pops up in front of mph*

okay, enough. save it for the story forum, sega.

(charges super scope, then fires at segastorm)