So I'm back from the wedding.
I heard almost every single significant Disney quote uttered in a single sentence during the ceremony for the bride and groom, I got hit in the eye with a spiky blue ball in the pool by a little karate wiener asian man and proceeded to flip him over a wall into the pool with a bunch of buff, scruffy and cuddly dudebros who proceeded to have fun with him while his girlfriend, the Maid of Honor, watched in joy; I found my long lost older brother from another mother (who, for some reason, looks like a black Master Xehanort), and we both danced to the Men in Black theme at the reception due to being the token black guys at the wedding, and I'm officially in a mafia family with my own 4-man team with me as the hitman alongside the muscle, Knuckles, the chauffeur, Brandon Steele and the distraction, Shaggy. We all stood by and drank tea together while Tank from Cowboy Bebop played in the background as our theme song. Now we've just gotta wait for out boss, the Maid of Honor's mother, to post the pics and vids on Facebook later.
And that's just a little bit of what basically happened this weekend. That was easily wildest wedding I've ever had so far. And, as I expected, the most disorganized. Was still tons of fun, though.
I had the chauffeur drive me back home the Fredericksburg and now I'm playing Hyrule Warriors with the Legends characters. Shaggy gave me his code since he had a 3DS but not a Wii U. ¦D