You know who I really hate fighting?
Ooh! Ooh! Let me guess! Sheik? Rosalina? Cloud?
Actually, no. It's...
Wait! Don't tell me! That'll spoil the fun!
Olimar? Duck Hunt? Link?
Why would I be bothered by projectile spammers? I have a reflector. Anyway, it's...
Zero Suit Samus, I bet! Her paralyzer can be really annoying.
Paralysis isn't annoying. Unless you're a big baby, that is.
I don't want to hear it from Captain Paralysis herself. Anyway, can you all just let me finish? The person I really hate fighting is...
It's got to be Jigglypuff. Someone super edgy like you has got to hate losing to Jigglypuff.
It's Sonic, okay! I really hate Sonic! There's nothing more annoying than his stupid spin dash and homing attack.
Which is exactly why I main him! Who's up for some Smash!?
....Kill yourself.
Oh, lighten up Pittoo! Sonic might be annoying to fight if you don't know the matchup, but lots of characters have annoying features. Some are hard to punish, some kill super early, some have ridiculous super armor...
...Some have annoying stripper taunts.
It's not a stripper taunt if I don't take off any clothes.