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Is this it?Ganon is a mastermind; he is an adept tactician and a master of manipulation and deceit....?
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Is this it?Ganon is a mastermind; he is an adept tactician and a master of manipulation and deceit....?
you still need to take out ridiculous factors, you take the other factors as special cases.@averages:
sam, problem with that is its not different bowsers, theyre all the same guy
Can we just use wind waker ganondorf instead? he has two freakin swords. >_>Ganon is a mastermind; he is an adept tactician and a master of manipulation and deceit....?
10 characters.We're trying to get Bowsers average height independently, not comparing it to how much of a difference it was with Mario's.
You did your math wrong.
WW ganondorf is like a guy straight out of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. He friggin flies.Can we just use wind waker ganondorf instead? he has two freakin swords. >_>
@payas:
Its the gerudo thing...
Then let's just use ganon's jumping over bowser advantage cause of ganon's gerudo power to allow him to do so.TP ganondorf is like a guy straight out of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. He friggin flies.
Yes, but even without those, Bowser's average height isn't 13 to 16 feet like Joe is saying.Do not take NES into consideration, Ray!
Ray I already showed RELs post >.>
what factors would those be? if anything it would be the sports titles due to them not being Canon.you still need to take out ridiculous factors, you take the other factors as special cases.
that's how science works
EDIT: paya, he's got strength, speed, brains, equipment, and stealth
the bold part might have been what we were missing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx0Yfg6EasQ&feature=relatedThen let's just use ganon's jumping over bowser advantage cause of ganon's gerudo power to allow him to do so.
Then ganon can auto win this. >_>
Ganon is lighter so he jumps higher...@Paya:It's probably adrenaline
@Ray: Bowser jumps high too!Higher, actually >.>
And Bowser is 17ft.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx0Yfg6EasQ&feature=related
Yes, you're right. Go to 1:42 - 1:50 of that video.
Ganondorf freaken jumps 10 feet into the air, then turns around behind Link. That is what you call stealth.
No, he's not.And Bowser is 17ft.
That doesn't really matter.
Thats the game.@Salem: But he has such heavy armour...
Bowser jumped higher in 64, even though it would be impossible to jump that high, it should be limited to the highest possible, that he has
You know, that's like saying Bowser's fire is a game mechanic? Ganon jumped that high because that's how the game creators wanted him to be; flexible.Or Game mechanic
Unless you guys explain how his muscles would achieve such things as jumping 10 feet, I'll continue to see this as worthless game mechanic not achievable IRL.
*facepalm*The disproportionate one, because we are flexible enough to let characters like bowser who would suck IRL work just fine, and other deformed characters fight like they normally would:
http://encyclopediaofevil.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/wario.jpg
Fixed.ICs...lose due to being morbidly obese kids with muscular degeneration. o_O
@Adum:
Bowser allready won
Mine.JOE STFU let me think
alright, I can do this.
lets start narrowing it down:
1) being bad***
2) massive strength
3) excellent swordsmanship
4) brains
5) (prolly what I'm missing)
(ima keep working on this list until I get something)
we can get statistical with the power of Ganondorf's weapons relative to the speed of his slices and his strength.
**** this is pissing me off.
*goes to previous debates*
EDIT: adum do you mean your specialty or Ganon's?
Not his, mine.@Adum:
Let's see..
What's his specialty..? Power? Size? Weight? Swordmanship?
Eh, I'm out.
I'll believe you if you show proof of how bowser is 7 ft.No, he's not.
You don't understand, you said the super strength thing for Ganon was hard to explain, it was probably adrenaline, Bowser still has this, IMOBowser has adrenaline too.
It can't be that.
Canon has nothing to do with ridiculous factors. If we have many different sources and there are ones way off from what would observationally be an average, it wont apply as it drastically changes the outcome and would be false information. That's why they are special cases.what factors would those be? if anything it would be the sports titles due to them not being Canon.
special cases.Ganon's actually taller in TP than OoT.
Let's start from Bowser's first actual appearance.
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He's 8'7 feet tall here.
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Hard to tell exactly how large Bowser was in 1991, what with his baffling, surely drug induced contraption that defies categorization. However, we can see his spiky hair has blossomed into a mousse-caked Royal Mane of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Bowser somehow shrunk himself down to roughly the same size as Mario for a friendly putting about on the go-kart course in Super Mario Kart.
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You probably never heard of Mario's Time Machine before, because barely anyone played it. Mario's roughly the same size as Bowser.
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This Mario sprite found in the remake of the first SMB game stayed about the same, but Super Mario actually drops a few pixels from his original size. As seen at the very first picture, he used to be ALOT taller.
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Mid 90s. It may look like Bowser's squatting down, but that's how he stands. Roughly the same size.
THIS ONE![]()
Mamma mia! Now this is a drastic departure from every previous game. Bowser has grown tremendously and it’s plainly clear why that is – Nintendo needed Mario 64 to blow everyone away, and a same-sized villain just wouldn’t resonate as much as a towering, fire-breathing menace. They had the technology, they rebuilt him.
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As you can see, Mario, who once saw eye to eye with King Bowser, now neatly fits in the latter’s mouth. Amazingly enough, he becomes even larger in the sequel.
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Mario and Bowser are back to their regular heights again, less than a year after Super Mario 64’s king-sized baddie.
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Dear lord, what is Bowser suppose to be here? He looks like seven orange rectangles trying to get it on with a beehive. He's almost twice the size as Mario here.
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Mario's sitting down and they still look roughly the same size. Either that or Mario's feet are hella small.
THIS ONE![]()
Cripes man, you’re huge! As strange as it is to have the final battle take place in a giant septic bathtub, it’s even stranger to see how little regard Nintendo placed on the duo’s relative size.Realize how far away the camera is – if you pull in, and had Mario lay at Bowser’s feet, this would be the biggest he’s ever been by a long shot.
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Another sports game, another roughly equivalent pair of competitors. Funny how Bowser’s only scaled down when other people are looking; when it’s just him and Mario squaring off, poof, he’s suddenly huge.
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Mentioned this in a few pictures back, Bowser isn't squatting, he's standing up.
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Eh.
THIS ONE![]()
Hm, he’s certainly quite large, probably more so than the N64 Bowser, yet he’s significantly tinier than Sunshine. Maybe it was the warm tropical air of Delfino Island that swelled him to such great heights – who knows?
Well, there you have it. If you average his size from all these games, he'd only be 1-2 feets taller than Mario. How tall is that? - Around 7 feet.
Mine.
Not His, Mine.
I've Consistently Shown A Great Deal Of Knowledge In Certain Areas In This Thread.
if you say so Ray, here we go:@Joe: It'd be easier to just estimate the average, like I did. Don't include the non-canonical games nor the NES games.
His average will only be 7-8 feet tall from these games (excluding the non-canonical ones).Ganon's actually taller in TP than OoT.
Let's start from Bowser's first actual appearance.
![]()
He's 8'7 feet tall here.
![]()
Hard to tell exactly how large Bowser was in 1991, what with his baffling, surely drug induced contraption that defies categorization. However, we can see his spiky hair has blossomed into a mousse-caked Royal Mane of the Mushroom Kingdom.
![]()
Bowser somehow shrunk himself down to roughly the same size as Mario for a friendly putting about on the go-kart course in Super Mario Kart.
![]()
You probably never heard of Mario's Time Machine before, because barely anyone played it. Mario's roughly the same size as Bowser.
![]()
This Mario sprite found in the remake of the first SMB game stayed about the same, but Super Mario actually drops a few pixels from his original size. As seen at the very first picture, he used to be ALOT taller.
![]()
Mid 90s. It may look like Bowser's squatting down, but that's how he stands. Roughly the same size.
![]()
Mamma mia! Now this is a drastic departure from every previous game. Bowser has grown tremendously and it’s plainly clear why that is – Nintendo needed Mario 64 to blow everyone away, and a same-sized villain just wouldn’t resonate as much as a towering, fire-breathing menace. They had the technology, they rebuilt him.
![]()
As you can see, Mario, who once saw eye to eye with King Bowser, now neatly fits in the latter’s mouth. Amazingly enough, he becomes even larger in the sequel.
![]()
Mario and Bowser are back to their regular heights again, less than a year after Super Mario 64’s king-sized baddie.
![]()
Dear lord, what is Bowser suppose to be here? He looks like seven orange rectangles trying to get it on with a beehive. He's almost twice the size as Mario here.
![]()
Mario's sitting down and they still look roughly the same size. Either that or Mario's feet are hella small.
![]()
Cripes man, you’re huge! As strange as it is to have the final battle take place in a giant septic bathtub, it’s even stranger to see how little regard Nintendo placed on the duo’s relative size.Realize how far away the camera is – if you pull in, and had Mario lay at Bowser’s feet, this would be the biggest he’s ever been by a long shot.
![]()
Another sports game, another roughly equivalent pair of competitors. Funny how Bowser’s only scaled down when other people are looking; when it’s just him and Mario squaring off, poof, he’s suddenly huge.
![]()
Mentioned this in a few pictures back, Bowser isn't squatting, he's standing up.
![]()
Eh.
![]()
Hm, he’s certainly quite large, probably more so than the N64 Bowser, yet he’s significantly tinier than Sunshine. Maybe it was the warm tropical air of Delfino Island that swelled him to such great heights – who knows?
Well, there you have it. If you average his size from all these games, he'd only be 1-2 feets taller than Mario. How tall is that? - Around 7 feet.
It's not adrenaline, remember the ZSS match-up? with her broken "chozo" power and sudden electrolyzer or whatever?You don't understand, you said the super strength thing for Ganon was hard to explain, it was probably adrenaline, Bowser still has this, IMO
Ray you seem to be the only one complaining Bowser being 7ft every one was content with 10ft now you've made it worse so he's 13-17ft give that up he's massive compared to GanonYou know, that's like saying Bowser's fire is a game mechanic? Ganon jumped that high because that's how the game creators wanted him to be; flexible.
EDIT: I'VE GOT IT!
ADUM IT'S TACTICS
Definitely TacticsMedieval Weaponry And Tactics?
@Joe: Estimate his average WITHOUT using Mario.Ganon has his gerudo strength to allow him to jump high like that.
I believe that's the reason why we let you decide the Fire Emblem MU.Medieval Weaponry And Tactics?
...@Xeph: I'll re-quote this for you.
His average will only be 7-8 feet tall from these games (excluding the non-canonical ones).
Except Bowser's fire WAS explained to be realistic.You know, that's like saying Bowser's fire is a game mechanic? Ganon jumped that high because that's how the game creators wanted him to be; flexible.
I don't want to provide every source I got Bowser's height from. Find them yourself....
this is why I don't believe your point.DONT REQUOTE THE PICTURE WALL!
Put a height for each canonical picture. Don't just tell me its 7 ft.
Prove it mathematically.
Proof or it didn't happen.